• Random Super Awesome Taglines

    From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Jul 11 19:30:08 2019
    $$$$$$.$$$ not found - (A)bort, (R)efinance, (B)ankruptcy

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From Dan Richter@1:317/3 to CRBBS Tagline Bot on Fri Jul 12 20:28:10 2019
    On 12 Jul 2019, CRBBS Tagline Bot said the following...

    $$$$$$.$$$ not found - (A)bort, (R)efinance, (B)ankruptcy

    Now, if I could get you to post more than one, I'll be doing fine... :)


    Plan to be more spontaneous.
    "Scotty, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky)
    I just hate it when it does that !!
    IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF
    For CAUTION! Tags, see my post to Rick Burg.
    A pain in the butt may be a friend in need.
    grep..grep..grep... (Frog w/UNIX stuck in throat)
    Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!
    A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    Actual mileage may vary...
    He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
    "I think I'm going to be sick!! <BBBAARRRFFFF!!!!!>"
    Hug your kids at home and belt 'em in the car.
    A classic is a book that is praised but not read
    Exhibitionists love Windows
    He is not only dull within, but causes dullness wi
    Software unprotects, a hex change operation
    "Try to get back on topic," he said moderately ...
    Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
    Computers don't get mad...they get even! [FILE NOT FOUND]


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    |03B|09lack |03P|09anther|03(|09RCS|03)|07

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 2019/03/02 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Jul 13 19:30:00 2019
    A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Jul 14 19:30:06 2019
    A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Jul 15 19:30:04 2019
    A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Jul 15 22:01:24 2019
    How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroo
    Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever.
    I hate making predictions; especially about the future!
    If I had a hammer, I'd nail ya!
    Jeff...
    Do I hit [Enter] now?
    Don't pick up that phon?9?? NO CARRIER
    This movie is a honk-shoo - Tom
    Oxymoron: Unique Uniform.
    System Error:003 Dynamic clinking error, Beer spilled.
    I've got 1,2,3,4,5 - senses working overtime.
    Quick! Pick a smell from apples to yams.
    My MD wrote an Rx for regular sex, but Blue Cross refused
    "Reproductive choice" is neither.
    No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai
    Beekeepers like to eat their honey.
    Ren & Stimpy Kick BUTT!!
    "I sure felt the wind of that one!" "Uh no, that was me
    Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
    Mesquite, TX ? Epicenter of the QUAKE felt around the wor

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Jul 16 22:01:28 2019
    A mind like a steel sewer!
    The worst beer around is WinBooze.
    Acetone = What you do in exercise class.
    How can I fail when I have no purpose???
    The luck ordained for you will be coveted by others.
    I'll drink to that!
    Please wait ONE HOUR before replying...
    "People fear *most* what they understand *least*"
    Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing.
    Aural Sex produces eargasms
    A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time.
    Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!!
    Michael Jackson Will Be Attending The Pee Wee Herman Univ
    Things you never hear people say: 'Hand me that Piano!'
    Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop afterall, sir.
    To process or not to process that is the question!
    Lesson #1, don't fry bacon in the nude
    A secret prize in every call.
    If it's seems to Good to be True: IT IS!!!
    If you didn't know what it was, you wouldn't have called.

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Jul 17 22:01:28 2019
    "Is" is the verb for when you don't want a verb.
    Desperate times call for cheap shots.
    Me: one who operates at a 90? angle to reality
    He's trying out for the javelin retrieval team.
    AdventureQuest...the best gaming mag ever!
    It's hard to predict the future when the liberals keep ch
    Computers Are Vehicles For The Mind...They'll Drive You C
    We could jam in Joe's Garage...
    "Build a watch in 56,179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
    Any person who is always feeling sorry for himself, shoul
    Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seas
    * * * <- Tribbles ? ? ? <- Hari Krishna tribbles
    I have lost my mind, but it must be backed-up somewhere.
    These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
    There is always a way.
    Did I write this drivel?
    The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and hi
    Neglintics - The study of why contrasting lint attaches i
    Another brilyunt mind diztroyed by thepublik edukashun si
    Virginity is curable.

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Jul 18 22:01:22 2019
    Borg Do It Collectively.
    Ninja Sminga. You can't Karate chop a bullet.
    I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.
    I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
    In the computer world, every little bit helps.
    Is there a Lawyer in the House? -=}BLAM!{=- Any more!?
    This software will eliminate all mitsakes!
    Hindsight is the most exact of the sciences.
    Difference between a hero and a coward is 1 step sideways
    Been there! Done that! Stole the tagline!
    Help make the world a happier place, torture Barney to de
    SEE THE BBS THEY COULDN'T KILL!!!!!
    Warning: Ignore all previous fortune cookie fortunes
    ARC.angel says "zip.itup"
    ALL sysops are scum.
    Does the Enterprise printer use a Queue Continuum?
    Pascal: not Wirth a nickel.
    How do you put a gleam in a blond's eye? Shine a lite in
    Don't Erase it! I MIGHT need it ---- someday!
    BMW: Brutal Money Waster

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Jul 19 22:01:28 2019
    NO NO Nurse, I said to slip off his spectacles
    Computer virus: Electronic Microorganism.
    Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe
    Dahlmer on cooking : Moo Goo Guy-In-A-Pan; Biscuits and G
    Dogs--The closest thing to offspring I plan on having.
    An electrician worries about current events
    I am Bones of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim.
    Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
    Lurkers DO IT off-line..
    Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: same thing.
    Make like a U-Haul and move out.
    Red Alert!
    ? Frogs are smart ... they EAT what bugs them.
    "Is it to loud out there?" -- Jimi Hendrix at Berkeley.
    Make like, a software pirate and get the phrack out of he
    GST- Government Screwing Taxpayers
    I think I must have had a little too much coffee this mor
    Congratulations! You are the one--millionth user to log
    Confusius says woman who fly upsidedown in plane has big
    HELL (n): Backing up a 600 meg drive with 360K floppies.

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Jul 20 22:01:22 2019
    OK. I got a life. Now, what do I do with it?
    I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
    "No, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
    If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous
    A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
    Error #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive.
    I'd love to, but my crayons all melted together.
    The 3 kinds of lies - lies, damned lies & statistics - MT
    They took 'The Club' and left the Yugo.
    Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'<--Crude, ver
    Beware the grammar / Spelling Gestapo.
    ?tagline?
    Oxymoron: A good politician.
    Scars of pleasure, Scars of pain.
    If it is not there, it must be here, or it doesn't exist.
    Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
    MESSAGE (n): Tagline carrier.
    HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&!
    I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow
    Ask me about my lobotomy.

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)