• Daily Random Taglines

    From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Jul 21 22:02:06 2019
    The past should be a mental springboard - not a hammock.
    Treaties like roses and girls - they last while they last
    :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
    and MANY, MANY MORE!
    questions?C:moderatr.exe\shoot\on_sight.run
    Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down....
    I'll drink to that!
    He's been short on oxygen one time too many.
    COBOL is not mutual intercourse.
    I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
    I'm McKenzie of Borg, eh? You will be assimilated, hoser!
    Oxymoron: Somewhat Incompatible.
    Blame it on the dice!
    HaHaHaHaHaHa..my eyes are filled with tears.
    Life is just a figment of my imagination.
    The Gang And The Government Are No Different
    Comedy is the art of making people laugh without puking.
    Oh no! I'm running out of new tag-lines!
    Cole fussion is against the slaws of physics.
    It's 20:46:12. Sunday, January 23, 1994 in Augusta, GA
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Jul 22 22:01:22 2019
    CATS. CATS ARE NICE. - Death, "Sourcery"
    Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera singers
    BAD TO THE BONE I'M BABABABAD TO THE BONE !
    printf('to C or not to C..that is the question');
    Bats fly in the dark because they see better...?
    LISTEN to your children
    Because nothing else comes close.
    I'm okay and you're okay. . . but I'm more okay than you
    The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
    New for Christmas: The John Bobbit doll (Some assembly re
    Design before coding, and all will flow smoothly
    Butthead of Borg: "Resistance sucks!"
    Recovery not found: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mpeach Clinton!
    "Get out of the road, if you want to grow old."
    Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
    If life's a stage, I want better lighting.
    Elvis has left the building to play Halloween Harry!
    A bug is always wrong ... when arguing with a chicken.
    Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
    And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga ...
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Jul 23 22:01:26 2019
    Every time my ship comes in there's a dock strike.
    Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.
    SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 to continue.
    If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?
    BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it
    "@FN@, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
    All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
    Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
    Prevent computer viruses. Install Trojans!
    Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
    Take Windows and bloat it some more, and what do you get?
    The one who dies w/the most ShareWare wins!
    Batch files? No, but here's a nice batch of cookies.
    Life would be easier if I had the source code
    Sex causes cancer. We'd wipe out cancer in one generatio
    Only you can stop women from driving, ONLY you!
    See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly...
    I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.
    Practiss maks perfict.
    There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already fu
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Jul 24 22:01:24 2019
    Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.
    I wish there was something interesting to read down here
    Happy as a Pig in Mud!
    Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
    Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition.
    Insert New Disk for Drive C: Press ENTER when ready.
    Paladin Orcs get +2 to hit against neutral clerics.
    Hi June, how's the beaver?
    Bugs? I just programmed undocumented features!
    Kill'em All ... Let God Sort Them Out.
    Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate.
    Computer programmers never die, they compile
    ...Getting laid while partying and being drunk..COOL!!
    The hot dog is the homeless eagle of free enterprise.
    I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
    The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.
    "He's dead Jim."
    "RESISTENCE IS FUTILE...." The Borg
    Our OS which art in CPU - UNIX be thy name .....
    - The Demo Zone - 081 5978174 - 17:00 to 09:00 - 14.4k -
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Jul 25 22:01:26 2019
    Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
    All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly.
    Darth Vader Lives; he recently told me so!
    Be excellent to each other..
    Penny for your thoughts? SURE, Do I get Change?
    Don't be sexist. Chicks hate it.
    Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
    If thinking is too hard, quote Scripture!
    Join STET--Society To Eliminate Taglines
    Beatings will continue until morale improves...
    This tagline invisible to all whose I.Q. downright sucks!
    Don't worry, I'm go?ng t? b?ckup t?d
    Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
    No longer a Ghost!
    Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
    As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
    To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
    He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wa
    Keyboard not found... press any key to continue
    Elvis hasn't left the building, he's just in the john.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Jul 26 22:01:20 2019
    Here today, dawn tommorow.
    "These guys live on the edge." -- Butthead
    It's NOT the principle of the thing, it's the money.
    Creditors have better memories than debtors.
    Seize no evil, ears no evil, and nose no evil.
    I've seen better legs in a bucket of chicken ...
    Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
    Minnie and Mickey Mouse are slow maze learners.
    Quit bringing up reality, this is Interlink!!
    Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and
    Coastal access, next left.
    GST - Go South Turkey! Shop in the States!
    No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Telephone Company!
    Computers Are Vehicles For The Mind... They'll Drive You
    Salesmen DO IT with their tongues.
    Mental floss might prevent moral decay.
    I didn't get kicked off, I left involuntarily.
    California makes the best wine, New York the best whine.
    Not tonight honey, I got a BBS!
    The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Jul 27 22:01:24 2019
    Td tada: Football player holds up his arms and celebrates
    MR. B NATURAL: THE WRATH OF CONN
    Notice: All incoming fireballs have the right of way.
    This balance of power keeps ice cream in check - Mike
    If you can't say something nice, say something surrealist
    Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan.
    Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
    Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
    Being punctual makes people think you have nothing to do.
    Five, Six, Seven, Seven A, Nine, Ten
    This never happens on other systems I call.
    Republican National Convention, Obtain an epic: "Clinton
    Ashes to ashes,dust to dust, If it wasn't for GM,our tool
    All in all, I'd rather be in Tumwater.
    And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2...
    Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired...
    I'm trying to find myself. Has anyone seen me lately?
    Please change the channel...
    There is always a way.
    Never read any book that is not a year old. -Ralph Waldo
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Jul 28 22:02:08 2019
    Modem owners do it on-line!
    "Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" - Odo
    Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
    He who hesitates is frost. - Eskimo proverb
    <---Look ma!!! NO BETA!!!!
    AEIOUEOI!!..Sorry. I have uncontrollable vowel movements.
    Binkley without mail is like a scooter without wheels!
    Send more tourists--the last ones were delicious!
    Warning: The SysOp is watching you!
    Oxymoron: Marijuana initiative.
    "Let 'em eat shit" - Marie Antoinette, 1793
    Some DO IT better on disk!
    Not Ready Error reading user's mind.
    Dammit Jim, I'm a butcher not a tagline technican.
    Load it, run it, guru it?
    A great idea needs landing gear, not just wings.
    I'll be lost in the ozone for a while.
    I once bought New Idea, but only for the pictures - Sen.
    Oxymoron: Voluntary Contributions.
    RAMBO XIV....This time it's optional!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Jul 29 22:01:22 2019
    Character is not made in a crisis - it is only exhibited.
    Do not put statements in the negative form.
    Pentiums and Deodorants - When being close is all that ma
    Not gluttony as much as thrill-seeking.
    Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.
    Black Hole - where God divided by zero...
    Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!
    Oxymoron: Villainous Hero.
    Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it.
    Make like, a banana and split.
    Romulan DOS: Cloaked command or file name. PATH=harddrive;drawer;desktop;pocket;boxincloset;boxunder
    ARGHHHH....I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper
    Taglines: Things that make you go 'Hmmm.....'
    I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... resist us.
    Expenditures tend to rise to surpass all income.
    The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
    Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere t
    Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant.
    "I KNOW it was a tornado, Toto, but you wizzed on my carp
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Jul 30 22:01:28 2019
    Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP Avaliable on The DLS&M.
    Ibble bibble breetle brattle blibble blibble blit.
    "No mas.": What rolling Spanish stones gather.
    "I was wondering if I could call you a bastard too."-Mark
    A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the s
    The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false
    WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
    Suicide words: Hey there, turtle-headed Klingon dude!
    Feet plus Inarticulated Mouth Equals Costume - Tom
    Bubblic - Addicted to the systematic popping of bubble pa
    If written correctly, legalese is perfectly incomprehensi
    Leakproof seals ... Do.
    Pride in prosperity becomes misery in adversity.
    A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
    Generic Tagline
    Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
    "No good buys, just amenities."  Yar at the mall
    They said they saw you with Michael Jackson....in bed.
    Oxymoron: Wealthy Professor.
    Accuracy: The vice of being right.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Aug 1 09:18:42 2019
    Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein
    QUAKE: I'd rather be a hammer than a nail!
    Bed her late than never.
    Congratulations! The pressure will stop soon.
    compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
    I HATE it when that happens!
    This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. - Worf
    Some people push for a tofu-free work environment.
    Hey Beavis...i'm pitchin' a tent..
    That unit is a woman.
    Hey, Fido! Look out for that truc#+<u% w{aoNO TERRIER
    Clinton math: $30,000 = You're Rich!
    COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
    Variables won`t; constants aren`t; dummies can't.
    God's a busy man. KIRK
    Nature is a mother.
    All I have to do is imagine, and I am in dreamland.
    Any old kids on the block ?
    Philanthropist, n. A rich (and usually bald) old gentlema
    Don't hit me, I go back on topic, I swear!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Aug 1 22:01:28 2019
    It's not a perfect world, but what's your excuse?
    Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
    Play Muzak on elevators, rap on escalators, and I'll WALK
    Coward: One who in thinks with his legs.
    Oxymoron: Unique Uniform.
    A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
    BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMMEDIATEL
    My other car is a Zamboni.
    The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus
    Fatal Error! Windows broke.
    "Toto! Don't go into the desert!"$f@#(%$^#$&@# NO TERRIER
    I'm a tagline. When I grow up I wanna be a novel.
    It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it.
    An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble!
    Psychoceramics: the study of crackpots.
    Dahlmer on cooking : Shish-K-Bob; Fruit Compote
    I'd Rather Be Computing Than COMMUTING!
    Panic: can't find rm --rf *
    No it isn't... No it isn't... No it isn't... No it ...
    Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDDT!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Aug 2 22:01:26 2019
    Real_men_don't_use_spaces.
    Just nod if you can hear me.
    Don't argue with he who uploades REPs by the megabyte.
    BBSing is terminal.
    P?
    It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
    The sea hath bounds, but true deep desire hath none.
    Elvis is ALIVE !!
    Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.
    Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
    I bought a cordless phone extension cord - Steven Wright
    The greatest productive force is selfishness!
    Stop Continental Drift!
    "Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
    ???.???.???.???.???.? Tagline bees! Quick Mom, the Raid!
    Don't worry. Be happy.
    Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
    Don't worry, nothing will happen till the music stops.
    Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
    Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote g
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Aug 3 22:01:26 2019
    Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
    English word for Sushi? BAIT
    WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that EVERYTHI
    In search of the perfect tagline.
    If at first you don't succeed, try cash !
    CGA is the pallete from hell
    And I'll try not to sing out of key...
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
    The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
    Rush said concern for women is a setback to America.
    And get the machine that goes PING!!
    She criticized my house so I knocked her flat.
    Thank you for not mooning your checkout girl.
    Oxymoron: Alone together.
    Is that a tick on her face? - Crow on girl's mole
    The world's net intellegence is constant, the population
    Shakka, when the sewers backed up.
    This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS!
    Shhhh! LEGISLATURE AT WORK! DON'T WAKE THEM UP!
    Football players do it in a huddle.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Aug 4 22:02:36 2019
    Internet: diane.hicks@helix.eskimo.com
    Never sleep with someone who is more Screwed up than you
    Ladies with an attitude.
    David Duke: Same old sheet.
    Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
    Far duller than a serpent's tooth to spend a quiet youth.
    BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    I'm sensing large dripping globs of chocolate. * Troi
    Remember "a waist is a terrible thing to mind"
    Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
    There are lies, damn lies, and environmentalists.
    Please think when you drink....
    I think I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
    Time: an illusion perpetrated by the makers of space.
    NO, not that one! @*%^)!-+_\^ NO CARRIER
    Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbit as the New "SLICE" Spokesperson
    It's not my fault, I didn't touch it!
    Death is certain, life isn't.
    Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.
    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Aug 5 22:01:24 2019
    Preen goeth before a flap.
    Time heals all wounds, but the belly button remains.
    Hey, snorting quack is illegal. Put down that duck.
    Snozzelberry? Who ever heard of a snozzelberry?
    Anything that can go wro... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
    Anal retentive people don't give a shit.
    Age 'n Treachery Overcome Youth 'n Skill.
    I loved her butt I left her behind.
    Unregistered Evaluation Copy
    I can't eat another thing he said fully.
    And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey.
    Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
    Jimmy Pearson for Kansas State Executioner!
    Tailgater--one who makes ends meet.
    Don't tell me what kind of day to have!!
    If I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot.
    I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
    Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
    Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
    Hi! I'm John Bobbitt for the Ginsu Knife Company's Ginsu
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Aug 6 22:01:24 2019
    Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf
    Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take chances!
    Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
    All right! Another Earthquake.
    Marxists do it with class.
    Any requests? I'm HOT tonight! - Nero
    It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
    Oxymoron: Strong President.
    The good old days: Beer foamed and dishwater didn't.
    A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case
    Don't confuse me with the truth...
    Auctioneer, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that h
    Standards are wonderful. So many to choose from!
    ????????????????????? OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
    "In your belly you hold the treaures few have ever seen." tagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtag
    All true wisdom is found in taglines
    Chocolate is a zit's best friend.
    A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
    ... SON! Quit that, you'll go blind. Dad, I am over here
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Aug 7 22:01:26 2019
    It's not just the whales. It's the water!
    I've fallen and I need Stand Up.
    An over the hill astronaut requests a slower capsule.
    ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season?
    Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
    Hey, Odo, you got any more of that jello? Odo? Odo??
    Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
    All That Glitters Has A Highly Reflective Coating On It!
    Australia ... visit us soon ... where your dollar goes fu
    A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!
    How can you add one to infinity?
    Beam me up, Scotty, This planet has no beer!
    He's got the brains of a house plant.
    "....give me a second...I'm thinking!!!"
    ST: Deep Space Nine...coming to a TV set near you!
    TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED!
    The I, Robot Grooming/Bikini Waxing set - Dr. Forrester
    I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.
    Imagine a witty phrase here.
    Beware of Geeks Bearing .GIF's...
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Aug 8 22:01:26 2019
    Beta bashing - a way of life for demented people
    Minisculini - Tiny portions served in facy restaurants.
    HELP, HELP The KOTEX is on fire! TAMP ON it!!
    "Blessed be the Lord my strength." - Psalm 144:1a
    We hired you to babysit,& you cooked and ate them BOTH?!?
    For these prices, you can't expect real quotes.
    Telecommunicators are special people.
    Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose.
    Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Beans and FRANK.
    Lorena Bobbitt really knows how to carve a turkey.
    BABIES: Easy to make ... hard to deliver
    Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
    Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.
    America was not discovered by Americans, shame on
    The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.
    ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupt. Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
    If a tree falls in a forest and it hits a mime...does any
    If BBS doesn't answer, please leave message to the Sysop.
    Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP Avaliable on The DLS&M.
    Anything free is worth what you paid for it.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Aug 9 22:01:26 2019
    Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
    Being normal isn't one of my strengths.
    Genius has its limits, but stupidity has none.
    Hell with Pascal and C. I am a QuickBasic Snob.
    Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
    Tell me how,. Dave.
    Programmers do it bit by bit.
    Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you.
    Liberal Rule #6 - Lie about the past, then try to repeat
    To take a stand, one first must have legs to stand on.
    In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
    Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
    Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator!
    Chemists have nice reactions.
    Old enough to know better, young enough not to care!
    _ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work.
    IF STOOGE = CURLY THEN Nyuk("Nyuk Nyuk!")
    We are always the same age inside.
    Grammar Rule G: Last but not least, avoid cliches like th
    Today I am feeling ept, ane and sipid.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Aug 10 22:01:26 2019
    Listen to BOTH sides of their mouth!
    Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.
    Virtue is easy for an ugly woman. Thereisnodarksideofthemoon.Thewholebloodything'sdark!
    I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... resist us.
    Bumper Sticker: GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FRE
    Oxymoron: Somewhat Narrow Attitude.
    America's Five Worst Words: Dan, I Don't Feel Well
    Generic Tag Line #9
    A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior
    A beer won't switch the TV channel.
    Thicken up runny yogurt by stirring in a lump of lard
    "Not tonight honey..I have a modem."
    (C) 1992 All Lefts Reserved.
    Sorry, Logan, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
    AC/DC is a sort-of sophisticated neanderthal stomp.
    I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.
    *FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
    Pain is necessary; misery is optional.
    "Guys, that's really annoying!" -- Tom Servo
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Aug 11 22:02:48 2019
    How do you cure a woman of Nymphomania? Marry her!
    Today is canceled due to lack of interest!
    One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory.
    It's easier to do good than be good.
    Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
    Farfrompoopin...German word for constipation.
    Have you had your 50,000-lines-read checkup yet?
    I'm donating my body to science fiction!
    My other computer is even slower.
    Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
    It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any surviva
    * Next time Sears Siding calls you, type "ATA"
    The best way to accelerate a Mac is at ESCAPE VELOCITY.
    ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF... Operator Loaded
    Two things I hate: People that can't count.
    All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don
    Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz....
    I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead.
    Fault lies with systems not the technologies involved.
    The only perfect science is hindsight.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Aug 12 22:01:28 2019
    Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories.
    Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th
    Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
    Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking.
    Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.
    It's a P.C. Cake.
    Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vot
    Short cut... the longest distance between two points.
    I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
    I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand
    In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
    Ah say look at me when ah'm talkin' to y'all boy..
    Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
    Two scoops of raisins, my ASS! - Joel
    As I was saying, I hate it when people don't finish their
    If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise.
    Lorena, I said take a LITTLE off the top!
    Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so.
    Of all the things I lost, it's my mind I miss most!
    If I make sense, can I change it for a dollar?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Aug 13 22:01:28 2019
    I'mmmm too sexy for my taglines, too sexy for my....
    Oxymoron: Preacher Politicians.
    Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Modems
    We asked for a few good men and look at what we got.
    Frontal lobotomy? No, just a bottle in front of me
    No, seriously, how much damage did I take?
    I wonder why Pepsi dropped Michael from their advertising
    Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all 30 megs....
    Pee Wee Herman dies from a Stroke... News at 10
    Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn.
    Beautify America - Deport Congress!
    Memory Manager: Something I need more than my computer.
    If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
    !!!! CAUTION MURPHY FIELD !!!!
    I can help; my fees are reasonable.
    Hello, sailor!
    Human Intelligence. The greatest oxymoron ever!
    If at first you don't succeed, give up.
    Dead Deer in Road: Food for weeks.
    Sentences are essential elements for writers.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Aug 14 22:01:28 2019
    A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
    Progress results from unpopular positions.
    Congress--just a few conservatives away from working!
    Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
    A man is as young as the women he feels!
    Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
    Please hold, a representative will annoy you shortly.
    Alpha testing - CTRL-ALT-DEL, a way of life.
    I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
    Everyone in college always said Lorena was a cut above.
    Some people are like a Don Quayle without the intellect.
    Cats: Pit Bull junk food.
    As cement poured on novelist's grave, the plot thickened.
    The pale deaths that men miscall their lives
    Does killing time harm eternity?
    ALL sysops are scum.
    Tagword.
    This tagline has been taxed by a liberal Democrat.
    Sisko/Kira in '96
    For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Aug 15 22:01:28 2019
    Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's yellow!
    Keyboard bad or missing. Press F1 to continue
    Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
    If payment has been recently mailed, please disregard thi
    as easy to spot as a kangaroo in a dinner jacket.<R Chand
    I want to live with a synonym girl.
    "Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh
    To much thinking only leads to delay!
    Is "Sue" a noun or a verb?
    Rene now had 39.5 minutes to live - Crow
    "I am the plot-twist in the 2nd reel!" - DarkWing Duck
    Dammit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor!
    Pets are not just for Christmas, but for a LIFETIME!!!!
    If you can't learn to do it well, enjoy doing it badly.
    Friar Tuck's been fingered - Mike on crossbow
    If I don't enforce it, who will know good from evil?
    So much less reputable, so much more fraught
    Conceit is a pain killer for stupidity.....
    The stick shift of computing.
    No, no, Nurse! I said clean off his SPECTACLES!?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Aug 16 22:01:26 2019
    If it ain't broken yet, please let me have a shot at it.
    Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
    Charlie Don't Surf.
    Remember the immortal Socrates..."I drank what?"
    BOING! ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI.
    Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia
    A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
    People are more than fun than anybody.
    Never say no.
    This bowling ball is not human; it can't be reasoned with
    "Bother", said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
    Oxymoron: Straight curve.
    Commander Keen ? With a pogo stick he jumped into history
    Do it with style
    Make like, the dew and evaporate.
    Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
    The moon isn't waxing, it's dusting and vacuuming rugs.
    Bigfoot Goes High Society
    Sex, Tawny K., hot.  Captain Coverdale
    REVO EMAG...what happens when you really screw up!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Aug 17 22:01:26 2019
    Isn't this the OFF-TOPIC conference?
    And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
    Forgive your enemies but never forget their faces
    CP .... ? Math Problems? Call 1-800- 10x(24+13)-(64-16)/
    nized society is reared. When he wriggles he mistakes th
    It's a probable twelve to seven...
    Glory is fleeting, obscurity is forever.
    I figure that my psychic should know when to call me.
    He's all crown - no filling.
    Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
    Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
    Dolly Parton's Biggest Hits
    Vomiting ? Unplanned examination of recent food choices.
    Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got
    Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
    In the computer world, every little bit helps.
    "Transporter chief Holman, beam the landing party to the
    Be sure to specify 78rpm, 4 track, or Edison Cylinder on
    Though I never left, I'm back. :-)
    Polish invention : Airplanes that don't fly so they don't
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Aug 18 22:02:34 2019
    VMS is a text adventure. If you win you get to use UNIX.
    The embrace of love held too tightly can destroy.
    The great thing about an Isusu is that it dosn't stick in
    A good dog barks when told.
    If I didn't know now what I didn't know then
    (BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:>Session complete. Assimilate another
    h=6.626196 E-34 joule sec--it's the law.
    Imagination is more important than knowledge. <Einstein>
    Ashes to ashes,dust to dust, If it wasn't for GM,our tool
    GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at
    "She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight..."
    Hozone; Where 1 sock in every load disappears to!
    We have never taxed ourselves into prosperity - Rush Limb
    This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 32 days.
    Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless.
    Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
    "Assimilate my shorts." -- Borg Simpson.
    Or is it all just a fragment of your partition?
    CHRYSLER: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
    Have stock? Will broker.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Aug 19 22:01:22 2019
    Steal this Tag Line.
    SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows
    I don't wanna work,I wanna bang on the drum all day.
    A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy
    Oxymoron: Uninhibited Muslim Woman.
    F is for the flower that is second to none! - Tom sings
    One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about othe
    My God .... it's full of stars!
    IBM = Insultingly Boring Merchandisers
    Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
    State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Section.
    Don't Look Back. Something might be gaining on you.
    OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks left!
    Don't blame me, I voted for Bush.
    ultiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of measure to th
    Have YOU balanced your checkbook today?
    Raptor ? The ultimate game of Skill and Survival.
    State Of The Art is technospeak for unproven.
    Duke Nukem 3D ? Why don't YOU try saving the world someti
    Life is so uncertain, eat dessert first
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Aug 20 22:01:20 2019
    CASH ONLY! We Know Your Kind!
    Gonna change my evil ways... One of these days...
    Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here
    Duck Billed Platypus: Proof God has a sense of humor
    "Play Ball": Last 2 words of the National Anthem.
    "I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"
    We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!!!
    California: Our state flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
    And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference.
    Valuable things are not cheap.
    "Only Tom Servo can make Tom Servo look like a buffoon!"
    Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.
    Coming Soon: Dvorak's Guide to Offline Readers
    Gravity always wins.
    Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
    Tap here >>>>>>>>>> ???? <<<<<<<<<< with HAMMER for a new
    That was Zen, this is Tao.
    If the limit was 250, there'd be no speeders...
    Rush's friends employees need "Save the children" chariti
    I want everything; do you have it??
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Aug 21 22:01:18 2019
    If you can't convince them, confuse them.
    I dreamed I was a muffler....I awoke feeling exhausted.
    Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
    FIILE_ID.DIZ only has one 'I' - David Terry, 1994.
    Underpaid, endless taxes, overwork:= Self-employment!
    Home SCUD demo: Blow up a balloon and let it go...
    TV Guide : the liberal's definition of serious reading.
    The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
    I'm not dead; I'm "metabolically challenged."
    Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,&not upon the hole
    Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
    A person in a passion rides a mad horse.
    I know so little, but I know it fluently...
    The sun is never the worse for shining on a dunghill.
    Thongs [n], What Thinatra things.
    I'll take `Famous Taglines' for 1000, Alex.
    We Need Your Quotes! Lets see the toteboard, Captain...
    Murder By Implication - Mike on offscreen murder
    Share And Enjoy - or Go Stick Your Head In A Pig
    Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Aug 22 22:01:28 2019
    Do a good deedBlow up a smurf!!!
    ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
    Aural Sex -- Produces eargasms??
    Gardian Knot: A tangled garden hose.
    Bozego Narodzenie -Polish Christmas
    Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today!
    Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
    Farfignewton: German for "ergonomic cookie."
    Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
    Tom Gibbs ph.319/556-4230
    Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
    One of the hardest secrets for a man to keep is his opini
    Practice random acts of kindness & senseless beauty.
    Any time, any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a ni
    So young, so bad, so what! -- Wendy O. Williams
    Take your levity whenever and wherever you can find it.
    Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
    Cats like Windows, it seems to attract Mice...
    Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money"
    Blessed be The Goddess and The God.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Aug 23 22:01:26 2019
    Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks.
    Every person you meet knows something you don't. Learn.
    OFFLINE 1.50 "I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 2
    Macintosh - The Barney of computers.
    Illustrate your Sermons! Wear "far side" ties.
    TagLine Serial No.23459 - (C) 1992, All rights reserved
    It takes a PhD to RTFM GSZ
    Squeak I tell you, Squeak!
    Warning - The 'esc' key doesn't work in Leavenworth...
    The opinions here are strictly my own (or those of my mac
    ** Insert Obligatory Cute Tagline Here **
    Frog philosophy: Time's fun when you're having flies!
    FATAL ERROR using Mouse: Please bury/replace.
    He who dies with the most software WINS!
    Too many pray for peace with their fists clenched.
    Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
    No officer with false teeth shall attempt oral sex in zer
    SYSOP stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures
    Annual shots will protect FIDO from Disease !
    "That's no tagline! It's Odo!"
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Aug 24 22:01:24 2019
    Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
    lemen.
    Every time I have answers, someone changes questions.
    I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere
    .BBSing is a terminal disease and I have the ansi strain.
    Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
    And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey.
    So I'm an idiot sometimes. Keeps people on their toes.
    If something has to go down on me, why does it have to be
    Confucius Say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
    DEFINITION: Memory Map - A sheet of paper showing locatio
    Albania??! Where the.....you mean Albany don't you?
    Unevaluated registered copy
    All computers wait at the same speed.
    Make like, a hairstyle and part.
    Leakproof seals... do.
    Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.
    We are always the same age inside.
    PabMail: Just another stupid TURBO BASIC XL Program!
    "I stole the pic-a-nic basket, Boo-Boo," Yogi barely admi
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Aug 25 22:02:24 2019
    Dragons: Cuddly Flamethrowers.
    Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF?
    A deluge of words and drop of sense.
    COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
    A waist is a terrible thing to watch!
    A DesiLu Production
    Some farewells are easier than others.
    Landru! Guide us!
    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
    Greetings from beautiful downtown Workmans Corners
    It isn't a dance, it's a fertility rite with lyrics.
    Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my!
    The older you get, the less stupid your parents become.
    Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your s!
    Ignoring Aggression, breeds Aggression.
    A Borg Dalek: We obey.
    Mary had a little lamb, support Planned Parenthood.
    The check's in the e-mail.
    EZ 2.0: 5 years in the waiting, um, making.
    Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Aug 26 22:01:22 2019
    I AM NOT CONCEITED! I JUST HATE MORTALS.
    "Mr. Worf, fire at will. <Bzzzt> "Oh, jeez where'd Rik
    IBM = Impenetrable Brain Matter
    If you didn't know what it was, you wouldn't have called.
    Go ahead, Moderate my day.
    New Book: Roger Clinton: My Career Without My Brother Bil
    Megahertz--when something is really painful.
    Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong!
    Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
    This unit ... must ... survive.
    Camaro: $15,500, and $17,000 if you trade in your Yugo.
    "Good morning" is an opinion, not a greeting.
    Never mind the dog, beware of the owner & fecal deposits.
    ?BABY ON BOARD? -just means five more points
    Located next to the Michael Jackson Child Care Center
    Save our planet, leave something of value behind.
    The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only.
    If there is no GOD, who pops up the next kleenex?
    If at first you don't succeed, cry.
    I'm not worthless! I can always serve as a bad example!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Aug 27 22:01:20 2019
    Apogee ? This much fun could be illegal!
    "Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee ..."
    This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991
    The Sleeper Has Awakened.
    Don't look Ethyl... It was too late.
    The Universe is queer.
    Success is like a fart - you can only stand your own.
    He's got a watch with a minute hand, eon hand, and a mill
    My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
    Oxymoron: Wickedly Nice.
    Merry Christmas from Philip and April Brown
    Because nothing else comes close.
    Vincent Price 1911-1993 He will be missed.
    Have You Seen Quasimoto - I Have A Hunch He's Back
    A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood.
    The worst thing about political jokes is, they get electe
    Cogito, ergo Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam.
    I dropped my toothpaste, said Jeff, Crestfallen
    Survival tip: Never MOON a werewolf.
    -=- LeAvE mE a MeSsY bAcK -=- FROM : Tony - Heerlen - Ho
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Aug 28 22:01:18 2019
    The older the cat, the longer the claws!??
    Do you know the way to San Jose?
    I'm in shape ... decapolyhedron that is.
    Old lawyers never die, they just rest their cases.
    This is a test. Please ignore -- oops, too late ;').
    Let art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her.
    Don't worry, I'm go?ng t? b?ckup t?d??!&%#~%
    "I am Buffy of Borg. Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimilated.
    Please Hold...
    Official Blue Wave Betazoid (oh, Deanna...?)
    "Mommy, mommy! What's Frankenstein?" "ROOOOWWWWWWRRRRRRRR
    Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
    Stupidity is not a handicap. You have to park elsewhere.
    My interest is in the future, the present is passed ...
    An ounce of emotion equals a ton of facts.
    Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby!
    "Synthetic scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Scotty
    Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
    Apogee ? Redefining the PC gaming standard
    Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Aug 29 22:01:28 2019
    Idiot Box - The part of the envelope that tells where the
    Watergate '74, Whitewatergate '94. Clinton & Nixon: perfe
    Ciao! Bill
    No man is useless... he can always serve as a bad example
    Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
    The miracle of Windows 3.1: Turns a 486 into an XT.
    Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority.
    I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator.
    Protected Mode Xpress! It's hot!
    Guns don't kill people, Postal Workers do.
    Draw this Peanut, become a senator.
    Science fiction warps your mind. Engage warp factor 10.
    President Clinton and Bill.
    Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. -Dr. McCoy
    A new standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation.
    Apogee ? The height of gaming excitement!
    Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
    Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged.
    G.I. Series....... Ball game between soldiers.
    If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Aug 30 22:01:26 2019
    A mind is a terrible thing to taste
    He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
    Oxymoron: Prepost.
    Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
    I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*!
    Minds, like parachutes, work only when open...
    ADVENTURE: The land between entertainment and panic.
    Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object.
    "Three cheers for Captain Spaulding"
    Vegetables stink too, sometimes
    If Reagan is the answer, it must have been a very silly q
    My Universe - I hate party bashers......
    On a headstone: "I told you I was sick!"
    Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.
    "Don't worry, be happy, Dawson?" - Bobby McFerrin *
    I luvs ya, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
    No Windows, no cry
    Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
    A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
    *-~ <-- Tribble after sex.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Aug 31 22:01:26 2019
    I'll have a Dick Ruben, hold the sour kraut - Crow
    The Disruptor as been purposly sabotize to conceal a tran
    If I were into denial, I'd never admit it.
    SYS9969: Unable to perform good legislation. Delete liber
    Hack? I like to call it appropriate.....
    "I'll excise the bunion," Tom said callously.
    Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
    Even hairless heiresses are always beautiful.
    At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks frie
    Our way is peace.
    If it's not on fire, it's a software problem.
    The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do
    DTMB!
    New UNIX/TS manuals available in 2F--101.
    "Daddy, What's That Pretty Red Button For??"
    Dr. Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and
    Did you hear about the Gay Mailman looking for a malebox?
    Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean?
    Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
    Every purchase has its price.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Sep 1 22:03:14 2019
    Some minds NEED to be altered.
    Every tool is a weapon, if you hold it right.
    "Data does it in serial..." --Tasha Yar
    A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
    Don't read everything you believe.
    Happiness: FREE d/l's from CIS... not in MY lifetime.
    If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it
    Warp 5, Mr. Sulu. No, more clutch!
    fflush and then wwash your hands.
    The time for action is past!
    -=? Scott me up Beamie !!! ?=-
    If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
    Et in Arcadia ego.
    This Lonely Tagline Seeking A Mate
    Help! My new TWIT filter won't let me log back on!
    "Vini, Vidi, Velcro" -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.
    Paddling up the mighty Mystic without a paddle card.
    I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
    Silence cannot be misquoted.
    DON'T throw away your 2? words. I collect them!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Sep 2 22:01:28 2019
    Do Quarter Horses have only one leg?
    Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing.
    Nitrate........... Different than the day rate.
    Conan, look out for the quicksan?9? NO WARRIOR
    Do you know what floccinaucinihilipilification means?
    Cogito Ergo Zoom: I think, therefore I drive fast.
    Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop.
    The Universe was dictated but never signed.
    Do you wear suspenders in addition to a belt?
    Oxymoron: Simple Technology.
    I'm flexible, just don't change anything!!
    There are no winners in life; only survivors.
    This tagline protected by TNT Anti-Theft Devices.
    These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts!
    Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
    Remember, only left-handed people are in their right mind
    Bigfoot Boogies On Down
    Oh, pooh! -- Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME
    I was changed into a tadpole. I knew about metamorphosis
    And here's another clue for you all: The walrus was Paul
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Sep 3 22:01:20 2019
    Drive Offensively! - American AutoDuel Association
    "The sublime and the ridiculous are closely related." --
    if( pot.coffee == EMPTY ) { programmer->brain = OFF };
    Fear not, for I have given you authority
    CAUTION! The mass of this product is 85 megatons energy e
    The majority is never right
    Inside the Barney suit - God's sentence to John Hammond f
    Brunette's nightmare: The blonde lead the blonde.
    Couldn't find a Life on sale, guess I'll keep doing this!
    And now, a brief pause while everyone says, "Who cares?"
    Apogee ? To boldly do what no games have done before
    Clinton Borg  Inhaling is irrelevant.
    Nothing is foolproof. The fools are too ingenious...
    I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
    Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
    Use your own tagline, this one belongs to someone else.
    If it can't be fixed, Just ask Scotty!
    Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions.
    Objects may be closer than they appear.
    Stop me before I post again!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Sep 4 22:01:24 2019
    Lurk quietly, and carry a big on/off switch.
    My personal favorite is Spring Surprise.
    Computer Engineers do it bit by bit.
    Shamed be he who thinks evil of it.
    The official Canadian DOS prompt..........EH:\>
    Confucius say, He who stick head in oven gets baked bean.
    We can save the seals if we all club together.
    Dahlmer on cooking : Sauerkraut & His Sausage; Ham and Be
    Fasten your seatbelt...I wanna try something...
    I hate sex on TV. I keep falling off.
    Tree Hugger's Nightmare: Mt. Graham Red Squirrel Stew ...
    Seems pretty obvious once I know the answer!
    Shareware it only works if you pay.
    No,Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"
    I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
    See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911!
    I'll take `Famous Taglines' for 1000, Alex.
    Transvestites enjoy mixed company....alone!
    And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it.
    Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Sep 5 22:01:24 2019
    ?? ??sw?? ?? ????, ?? ?v??s?, ??d ?v?????g ?s 42+
    Sysoping makes you fat.
    Children: unreasonable facsimilies
    Todd...
    AHA!! Caught you stealing taglines again! :)
    VOTE THE DEMOCRATS OUT NOW!! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!
    jects.
    e. ... Murphy's agnostic law: If anything can go wrong, i
    Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of life.
    Each traveler to a tyranny sees what his own ethics permi
    She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....
    General stupidity error reading drive C
    I suppose I shall have to go to execution.
    It just won't break, chip, or split.
    He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
    I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?!
    Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
    How am I ever going to decide? - Tom on freezers
    Today I am feeling ept, ane and sipid.
    If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Sep 6 22:01:26 2019
    There's a seeker born every minute.
    Born to be cuddled.
    It was not my intention to amuse you. Spock STV
    Before you start anything, make sure you can finis
    called the listener.
    MORE POWER PLEASE!!!
    if you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
    To register this tagline, send $29 to ....
    Get a ROBONAP: Will sleep for you while you're online.
    The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat
    Look at the bright side...Then you'll be blinded too.
    Everybody should believe: I believe I'll have a drink.
    "Transporter chief Holman, beam the landing party to the
    Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, Beautiful plumage!
    Frag, frag, frag, 'til her daddy takes the shotgun away!
    Don't forget the Quid Pro Quo !!!!!
    ENERGIZE, said Picard, and a pink bunny appeared
    He who dies with the most tag lines WINS!
    Dr. Kevorkian expects full payment before your visit.
    Caution: PET XING
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Sep 7 22:01:28 2019
    The BBS that they invented autodial for.
    This sentence is functioning as a tagline.
    Got it straight now? Good.
    I want Kirstie Alley for my Birthday!
    The trouble with mornings is they happen when you're awak
    A great idea needs landing gear, not just wings.
    The Hard Disk Cafe! (618)-684-3990 HST/V32 24Hrs WC2.55
    Today on Larry King: The President, and her husband...
    Look, it's trying to think.
    It's what you learn, after you know it all, that c
    Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
    DEFINITION: Coding - An addictive drug.
    Chiplinger - Debris left in the dip during a large party.
    Betazoid modem: downloads the files it senses I want.
    Fire In The Hole
    The haves and have-nots come from the dos and do-nots.
    Every day is the dawn of a new error.
    I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep.
    I just hate it when it does that !!
    Tom T. Hall, add Roy Clark & a little Donna Fargo - Crow
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Sep 8 22:03:02 2019
    Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
    "They're coming to take me away, HA-HAAAA!"
    Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!.*
    Unregistered taglines subject to confiscation!
    I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers.
    Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand.
    Vote Democrat ---- The country isn't screwed up enough ye
    A rump of couch potatoes
    Sarcasm is the sincerest form of insult!!
    Baby stork, "Mama, where did I come from?"
    Icarus was a soar loser.
    BASIC LAW OF CONSTRUCTION: Cut it large and kick it into
    To get a loan you must prove you don't need it.
    Stop the world, I want to get off!
    Ahhhh..for those longer tags with the register
    As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
    The picture of health requires a happy frame of mind.
    Happiness is twin floppies.
    Distance is a great promoter of adoration.
    I plead temporary insanity. ;-)
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Sep 9 22:01:24 2019
    GEnie Address G.EHRICH
    Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
    Gary Trudeau for President!
    I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
    Procrastination--the art of keeping up with yesterday.
    Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe.
    Equality......when's it coming?
    **FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
    If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. -Microsoft
    It takes about 10 years to get used to how old you are.
    Someday, all BBSes will be like this.
    Call me back so I can hang up on you!
    #define QUESTION {(2b || !2b)} -- Shakespeare
    Golfers DO IT by the stroke.
    I am sorry to be going with my luggage full.
    He's dead Jim! Get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.
    Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
    The male sheep was badly cut, Tom rambled.
    Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble.
    Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Sep 10 22:01:26 2019
    I'm a comedian;anyone takes me seriously,somethings wrong
    <--Heather Locklear Scratch & Sniff.
    Computers run on faith, not electrons.
    I'm a single-tasking, single-threaded guy.
    It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
    I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference
    General Tagline Error ... grunge message (Y/N)?
    I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
    Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers.
    Tolerance is the apex of any civilization.
    But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis.
    A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through yo
    Oxymoron: Wonderfully Ambiguous.
    Sound's like you want Vanna White with Whoopi Goldberg's
    "It's Captain Joe." "He's sick of the thread, Jim."
    I try to leave out the parts that people skip. -Elmore Le
    If at 1st you don't succeed, call it Ver. 1
    "So Mr. Jackson, what exactly WAS the inspiration for 'Be
    Pogo Farr: Vulcan sex on a pogo stick
    Is a proofreader a blooper snooper?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Sep 11 22:01:28 2019
    The incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is.
    Never look back. Something may be gaining on you.
    Is good Data, Gordi's best friend?
    Improvert: Stand-up comic.
    Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works. ? Riker
    Oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP!
    Sure, you START with stealing only taglines, but then....
    Sorry you have me mistaken for someone who cares!
    OFFLINE 1.52 "Fish and guests smell in three days."
    Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent.
    They must have looked like...a roast chicken!
    The Big Bloodsucker Bites The Big One...
    Helium: what doctors do.
    Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone.
    Sleep faster. We need the pillows. ??Yiddish Proverb
    It's such a fine line between clever and stupid * Tap
    Coming soon to a calendar near you, Monday!
    If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people.
    I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us, punk!
    Boldly going Forward because we still can't find Reverse!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Sep 12 22:01:20 2019
    On Strike - Tagline Writers Local 278
    Thanks, Jim. You're a lifesaver!
    OBLIGATO -- being forced to practice the piano.
    If God thought that nudity was okay, we would have been b
    Illiterate? Write for free help.
    Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law.
    Lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm trying the best tha
    Grammar, what big teeth you have.
    Paper or plastic bags: Who cares, I'm "BI-SACKS-UAL!"
    Does anybody really read these things?
    Don't worry: the answer's at the back of the book.
    Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears.
    "Facts are stubborn things" - T. Smollett
    I'm an Omegosh tester.
    Spiritual Truth through Superior Mail Reading
    A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both
    Talk is cheap because supply inevitably exceeds demand...
    SYSTEM HALTED! User unable to locate coffee.....
    I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
    The best audience is intelligent, well educated, and mild
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Sep 13 22:01:24 2019
    Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
    "Danger, Crow T. Robot! Danger!"
    Origin line - Do not remove under penalty of law
    Can the world take TWO of us? ;-)
    My reality check just bounced.
    Kix are for trids.
    Question Authority.
    From The Church Of Logic, Sin And Love...
    Practice safe government. Use kingdoms!
    IBM = Intelligence Belittling Meaning
    "Mystic Rhythms, capture my thoughts, carry them away." -
    I suffer in the trap of love - Tom
    MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
    If love is blind, then lingerie makes great braile.
    all is said and done, people keep saying and doing.
    Is this as much fun as you can have with your clothes on?
    R.I.P. SLMR 1990-1992
    Hello, I must be leaving!
    IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO Stupid Idiot!!!
    A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Sep 14 22:01:26 2019
    "My name is Bond, Frank Bond!" "and I'm Ursula Andrews!"
    Make like, an alligator and drag ass.
    There are two ways to write error-free programs; only th
    RIP... This tagline had now been ripped off.....
    Confusius says a friend in need is a pain in the arse
    I just got my AT&T bill. Buy stock!
    Rimmer of Borg: You would be assimliated if you weren't a
    Mafia DOS: "Thisa you lasta chance (y/n) ?
    UNIX should be used as an adjective. - AT&T
    The test: Behavior in times of controversy and challenge.
    Has anyone seen my sanity?
    B@ Something is VERY wrong here!
    It's probably Probability....
    "Sir, the everyonebutt is not responding."
    Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
    Never draw fire - it irritates those around you.
    Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
    Those who can, do. Those who can't, write.
    Moscow in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11.
    Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Sep 15 22:02:56 2019
    To love another person is to see the face of God.
    How many babies can a motherboard have?
    . Generic All-Purpose Tagline .
    A man is known by the company he avoids.
    <stuff deleted> ...
    "I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
    Robots of the future speak out: SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOU!
    Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
    I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
    Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes -work eval
    Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
    Quayle is Clinton's best hope for reelection.
    Preconception: a lock on the door of wisdom
    Life Facts..Death, Taxes, and "THEY" will Tax us to Death
    ????????? Ich bin ein Bytebrother ??????????
    Every day is the dawn of a new error.
    No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in Outer Space.
    Thought I wouldn't notice you sneaking off, eh?
    If bulls have horns, why do they MOO instead of honk?
    "Oh goodness gracious, I'm dead!"
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Sep 16 22:01:28 2019
    Dahlmer on cooking : Moo Goo Guy-In-A-Pan; Biscuits and G
    Make like, a new bride's panties and take off.
    Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ?
    Is that your GUS or a bowl of Rice Krispies?
    Life's ok, but taglines are better.
    *** The weather is here...wish you were great!
    Make like, a Wonder Bread man and haul buns.
    Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimila
    tHE fIRST sTEP iS tO tAKE oFF tHE cAPS lOCK.
    I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
    Motto of the LAPD: "We Treat You Like A King!"
    Hind sight is always 20-20.
    Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of
    For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159!
    A fool and his money soon become a sysop!
    If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
    Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbitt as Spokesperson for Slice.
    Never appeal to his better nature. He may not have one.
    I have become Comfortably Numb --- Pink Floyd
    Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Sep 17 22:01:26 2019
    Go bite the wall.
    alright with you of course ...
    Generic Brown Label Tagline
    There is no conclusive scientific evidence that life is s
    I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
    Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Co
    Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger ham
    Warning! This tagline fails CRC check!
    An expert has a great reason for guessing wrong.
    Mr. Math says: "Don't drink and derive!"
    People forget how fast you did a job, but remember how we
    I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included.
    Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority.
    Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude!
    A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
    I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me
    Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
    "Gullible" isn't in the dictionary. Go ahead, look it up!
    Praise the lord and pass the ammunition!
    See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Sep 18 22:01:28 2019
    "Laws change... but justice is justice." -- Odo
    New Antioch College slogan: "Just Say No and No and No an
    A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom.
    "Don't squat with spurs on!!!!"
    I must have a rapier wit; everyone keeps parrying.
    Opinions are like noses, almost everybody has one.
    If you like this one, wait until you hear my next story.
    Engineers are better by design.
    Many would be cowards if they had enough courage.
    MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
    Captain, I protest. I am NOT a merry man! - Worf
    Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo.
    The first wealth is health.
    Taglines!!!??? We don't need no stinking taglines!!
    Wait a minute.. What's this? This sucks.
    Catlady
    Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works gre??~?
    The giving hand ... receives
    DEFINITION: FORTRAN- Formless Translations.
    Modem Addiction Help line: Data only.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Sep 19 22:01:28 2019
    If the cops throw a net over me, am I legally in seine?
    Try and present a modicum of civilty...
    How ya going to do it? IBM Blue it!
    Promote rape,robbery & murder...join the ACLU.
    Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of
    Life's short, Drink hard
    "Go 'head and steal my tagline... it flatters me."
    ... "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Charles" ... Zzzzzap!
    If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
    Humans: The species that should have never been...
    Taking a QUANTUM LEAP into the past.
    Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
    Camelot! .....It's only a model.
    Then again, I could be completely wrong...
    Wasting time is an important part of living.
    Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well?
    DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs!
    Penile Replacement Corporation presents...
    Moderation could be needed, but not usually.
    It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a chil
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Sep 20 22:01:20 2019
    Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
    That horse's got Air Jordans on! - Joel as horse jumps
    I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
    "Pizza! Pizza! MY A$$!"
    Wanna put a little ZIP in your ARC?
    It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
    One murder makes a villain, millions make a hero.
    Make like, an atom and split.
    An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in
    Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
    Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?
    These are the things dreams are made of...
    Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or dr
    Brain, like muscle, works better if regularly exercised.
    Name for a topless bathing suit: "Two for the show?"
    Forget RTFM - Call the author at home.
    A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle
    Allah does not count time spent fishing.
    If you can't win fair, win foul.
    International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Sep 21 22:01:20 2019
    A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the s
    Medical staff: Doctors cane
    Money talks, but all mine says is goodbye.
    Backups are for whimps!
    A true friend is the best possession.
    .aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN
    The message you have just read is true. Would I lie to yo
    Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
    Jeffery Dahmer to Lorena Bobbit: You gonna eat that?
    Here Fido, Fetch. Get the stick Fido. Stick, Dumb Fido!
    Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was very surprised.
    Hocus Pocus ? The cute little dragons are warriors of hel
    Oregon cellars contain more water than Texas rivers.
    It's always someone else's problem anyway ...
    Show respect for age. Drink good scotch for a change.
    Longest suicide note I ever read. -LOBO
    Naval Air Facility - El Centro, Ca.
    I'm not easily offended--please try harder.
    Money burns a hole in my pocket...how about yours?
    My opinions may have changed, but the fact that I am corr
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Sep 22 17:03:14 2019
    No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no 486, no clever tagline.
    So much to learn, so little time.
    Coffee - 2 sugars - cream - and aspirin.
    ? TagMan ? Intel Inside - no kidding, where else ya gonna
    "Freedom ... is a worship word..." -- Cloud William
    I've plummeted to my death and I can't get up!
    Conventional wisdom, isn't.
    Jeez, if you love Honkus...
    Scott me up, Beamie!
    Software Independent: Won't work w/ any software
    He isn't chicken, but they're naming salads after him.
    This mouse is loaded, who's the designated driver?
    Wadda ya expect from a nice Jewish boy?
    Dieting Made Easy - By Ann O'Rexic
    Dilate............ To live long.
    Good architecture takes on a life of its own.
    Ram Disk ?? Ram it Where ? With what ? Will it work then
    Another brilliant mind ruined by education.
    A man's house is his hassle.
    Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Sep 29 17:03:04 2019
    Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why.
    To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle.
    On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
    Petty crime is the scourge of business today.
    PLASTIQUE activates Sep 20 - Dec 31
    I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
    Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch!
    Claiming mental bankruptcy is always an easy option.
    OFFLINE 1.50 "I woke above ground again today."
    And the whisky hangs around your head - Tom sings
    Calcium Anthropology: The study of milkmen.
    Do I have a lifestyle yet?
    Liberalism is futile. We are EIB. You will be assimilat
    "I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
    (%%%) Baseball smiley.
    Serious tagline
    Severe Error 102: Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted.
    also Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, Joel Robinson, TV's Frank, Dr.
    If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound?
    Men only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on t
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Sep 30 17:01:24 2019
    Oxymoron: Black-Body Radiation.
    He who fart in church, sit in pew
    Get OS/2: The WORST Windows tip i've heard!
    Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone!
    Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels!
    The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"?
    I hate Victor Hugo, said Les miserably.
    Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in
    MICROSWIFT DOS -- for extra slow computing 1-900-CRASHIT
    And God said, "I'll buy a vowel."
    Little boats should keep near the shore.
    Let length(walk) > length(pier)
    Children are curly, dimpled lunatics.
    q#H) baseball catcher with hat on backwards
    I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
    User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to...
    Some believe their life sentence is take up room and die.
    A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out
    ############### <- Scratch here to revel your prize.
    Exactness is the Sublimity of fools. (Fontenelle)
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Oct 1 17:01:28 2019
    Transplanted from Wisconsin.
    Snap, crackle, push, pop...
    Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
    " Every little BYTE helps "
    Torquemada of Borg: NOBODY assimilates the Spanish Inquis
    Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
    Okay, okay....so I got it out of the newspaper..so what?
    Panties: Not best thing, just close to it!
    The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".
    Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead...
    Girls in Bikinis: Danger to motorists.
    I CAUGHT YOU...reading for the tagline UP!
    Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
    Drifting farther every day.
    Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down
    I'M NOT CRAZY! I'm just a little light headed, that's all
    Super Turbo Edlin Deluxe for Win 3.1 w/OCR -- Here NOW!
    A cult is any religion without political power.
    Few of us can stand prosperity -- someone else's.
    Can't see the bright side? Polish the dull side.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Oct 2 17:01:28 2019
    By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
    If love is blind, then how does love at first sight work?
    DESQview - No hourglass required!
    It is the business of the future to be dangerous.
    Friends don't let friends become moderators.
    I wanna die with NOTHING left working!<grin>
    Since we all move so slow, why is it called rush hour?
    USA - at times is seems to be a subsidiary of Japan, Inc
    California = Granola State: remove the fruit & nuts, you
    "Those are your...hands?"
    And all the Borg left was this Amiga...
    All men are created equal... poor things...
    IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable"
    Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
    Give me the necklace....No...The NECKLACE!!!!
    Support National Motherhood Week -- Make one today!
    (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor!
    Anna one, anna two.. hit it boyz...
    Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twit
    Live long and prosper... But don't let the IRS know.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Oct 3 17:01:20 2019
    Mynocks...chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!... NO CARRIER
    Build something foolproof and every fool will use it.
    An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate
    If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
    Waiter, there's a tapeworm in my ribcage. Dax
    Go to a nude beach. Keep abreast of developments.
    "I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control
    Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
    Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
    He's so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral.
    EchoMail: A Tagline distribution system
    I'll have to think twice before I give it a second though
    Bad Case #12: Nostalgia buff with amnesia.
    Nonsense, no man I know can do it that way. ? O'Brien
    The tuna doesn't taste the same without dolphin.
    So Sioux me.
    Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
    Jeffrey's favorite recipes: BOB-B-Que.
    Give 'em the hard sell, Frank! - Dr. Forrester
    People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted...
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Oct 4 17:01:22 2019
    ...and then I woke up!
    Life's contradictions tend to grow
    Scott me up, Beamie!
    Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide...
    My appetite comes to me while eating. Michel de Montaigne
    Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file
    File not found. Make a wild stab at it (Y/N)?
    Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisph
    The best audience: Intelligent, well-educated, and drunk.
    On finding a stone we see no dog; on seeing a dog we find
    I'm sorry. Did you say something?
    -=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=-
    Daddy why are you swearing? Have you f**ked up again?
    My one-legged sister is a professional ice skater.
    Click ... click ... click ... out of Taglines!
    CAUTION! Blown Brain At Work!
    I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>.
    A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them
    Common sense ain't so common
    #include <std_disclaimer.h>
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Oct 5 17:01:22 2019
    Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator!
    I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
    Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)*]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
    Nah nah nah SHE'S GOT THE LOOK!
    Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: see Bigamy.
    Don't Believe The Hype...It's A Sequel
    Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie
    Beer:it ain't just for breakfast anymore...
    I always watch my speling;sintax, grammer & pointu
    Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquities.
    The sound of many hands clapping. Ol?!
    I left a trail of crumbs. I'm being followed by six rats.
    People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
    Pick-em!
    Flying saucers are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
    Press Ctrl-Alt-Del for an online IQ test.
    Losing your drivers' license is God saying "Walk!"
    My photographic memory just ran out of toner.
    Speak of braggarts: talking of those lacking something.
    Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Oct 6 17:03:22 2019
    BorgBurgers - We do it our way; your way is irrelevant.
    I pulled the finger...and she sank...
    my modem has voice recognition. Whenever i say "Hang Up??
    I love it when she puts Nair on - Tom as girl rubs leg
    Humanity is a parisite
    The mind is a terrible thing to taste (Ministry)
    S met ing's hap ening t my k ybo rd . .
    "Hello...Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold?"
    Nobody ever bets enough on the winning horse.
    Now THAT'S Italian!
    Michael:"I luv u, u luv me, it doesn't matter ur only 3."
    Error #1511: Brain Offline
    Stealth Condoms - She'll never know you're coming
    "I WANT IT FREE AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY."
    Spelling checkers at maximum! Fire!
    Moderator unemployment is the largest single cause of sel
    Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing! - Kirk
    QUAKE: ?eta than all the rest!
    Hey Trish, "How `bout them COWBOYS!!!"
    lok ma, i'm hoked on phoniks!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Oct 7 17:01:24 2019
    I know the answer, as long as you ask the right question.
    Optimist: A YUGO owner with a trailer hitch!
    DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.
    A Borg Dalek: We obey.
    Autumnmatt: A lawn covered with leaves.
    "I am SERVO-TRON! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
    Any given program, once working, is obsolete!
    Modesty died when false modesty was born.
    To discover proper respect for authority, twit your sysop
    Liberalism, the choice of mindless multitudes
    Creative Hamilton death #21: Citric Acid Enema
    To take a stand, one must have legs to stand on.
    ? RNet 1.08I:2121 The Invention Factory, 44 Smartnet node
    Connection Attempt #172 ..<ring>...CONNECT 300.... <CLICK
    Okay, quit _leading_ me on...
    Explode into pieces, you source code -- Asreil, programme
    <Inster Your Own Windows Joke Here>
    acetone (v.) - activity performed in exercise classes.
    Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
    Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Oct 8 17:01:24 2019
    Cellostatic - Property of cracker wrappers that causes th
    Save our virgin forests -- buy a tree a chastity belt.
    My favorite dinosaur? Lickalottapus of course.
    "Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"
    Bite but keep your backs against the wall.
    Marriage, is a lifelong venture, approached with caution.
    Thank you for reading this message!
    Don't humans just drive you nuts?
    Second Star on the Right and on 'til Morning!!
    I voted for Bill Clinton!
    Behavior is a mirror in which everyone displays his image
    Captain, this board seems highly illogical.
    There are drugs named after us.
    Standards? What standards? Whose standards?
    For now.......Let's Party!!
    At what point in the dairy process is the Milk Dud made
    I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.
    My computer has cables... So why can't I get HBO?
    He's not a dog! He's a Canine-American!
    * DO NOT EAT *
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Oct 9 17:01:26 2019
    Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! RE
    Though I never left, I'm back. :-)
    He Who Made kittens - Put Snakes In The Grass !!
    Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Kermit.
    He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.
    We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.
    Test. Test. T E S T !!! Is this thing on????
    Remember to PILLAGE before you BURN!
    If BBS doesn't answer, please leave message to the Sysop.
    To refuse to decide is a decision.
    Running Windows is better than washing them.
    Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
    A beer won't switch the TV channel.
    If I annoyed you, please format my hard disk!
    Lunatic Fringe..........We all know you're out there - Re
    A moderator's work is never dung.
    ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you!
    My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father.
    Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
    DIDN'T INHALE? Can't he do ANYTHING right?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Oct 10 17:01:28 2019
    The BBS of the Stars!"
    "The warp drive...she cann'a take it!"...Scotty
    WARNING! Evolution may be hazardous to your Ego.
    " Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
    If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
    I'd love to, but I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
    It's not often I'm right, but I'm wrong this time.
    Dinosaur: An animal popular with children because they ca
    DOOM: Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't.
    I am not a tagline.
    *REAL* men don't set for "stun"...
    Congenital........ Friendly.
    Robert Parson: Member, National Association For Tagline A
    Run away!
    Ground Beef -- A cow with no legs.
    Getting up early is hazardous to your health
    MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
    All general statements are false.
    My brain's in gear, neutral's a gear ain't it?
    History isn't over with yet, but it soon will be.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Oct 11 17:01:22 2019
    "Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
    Despite the cost of living, it remains popular. ___ Blue
    Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.
    "Off with her head!" shouted the Queen.
    OFFLINE 1.50 "Text mode forever!? Oh, please! Oh pleas
    Disk crashes! I hate when that happens...
    Long Island R.R.: Where's Bernie Goetz when you need him?
    God is Pro-Life.
    I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
    A fertile mind requires a lot of dirt.
    Number of Vulcans to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000.
    Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped.
    It's not a mistake, it's an experiment.
    I am Lwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil oohhh a ma
    Monty Pythagoras: The Ministry of Silly Geometry.
    Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
    If it broke, it needed replacing anyways...
    I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm t
    Straw, Watson Straw! I Can't Make Bricks without Straw!
    She is descended from a line that her mother listened to.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Oct 12 17:01:22 2019
    Burn a flag for freedom
    All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don
    If it looks like a fly & tastes like a fly --
    Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
    AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
    No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
    The MOG-UR'S EMS * L.A., CA * 818-366-1238/8929 ?
    Dating is like Geometry: If you've got the curves, I've g
    Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy. (Confucius)
    A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating
    FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
    Never leave anything to chance; Make sure all your crimes
    Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of t
    ore SOB than you counted on
    Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
    Do not install prior to installation.
    "I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
    ATF motto: "Let God sort out the innocent!"
    "Now somewhere in the black mountain hills....."
    I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Oct 13 17:03:24 2019
    Amateur Explorer - busy getting lost & found
    My opinion.. worth the paper it's written on!
    Everything is simple, they're what's screwed up!
    The only road to success is always under construction.
    If this were an actual tagline, it could be funny.
    Anybody can be born right-handed. Only the best of us ove
    MS WINDOWS: Something the mouse dragged in.
    There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulde
    "OH NO, NOT MEGAWEAPON!"
    All this beer and only one mouth.
    Fakir - Mann som kan beg? selvmord og overleve
    Blake Stone ? The next best thing to being there.
    I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love.
    Santa is sending an elf down Lorena Bobbitt's chimney.
    Circular logic will only get you dizzy.
    "The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you." - Odo (to Qua
    Oxymoron: Upside-down Logic.
    Politics: Poli=Many, Tics=Blood sucking parasites.
    Get off your ASCII.
    If anyone approaches with intent of doing you good, run.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Oct 14 17:01:24 2019
    OFFLINE 1.50 "FORMAT DRIVE C:? [ ] Yes [ ] Sure [x]
    Remember, if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
    I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
    "I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
    if anything can go wrong...NO CARIER
    Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
    Charter Member of Journalists for Accuracy.
    Robots of the future speak out: FREEDOM! FREEDOM! WE WILL
    Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian
    Watson! Come here! I need you!
    Perry Mason and the Case of the Abominable Bigfoot
    This tagline exudes warmth and charm.
    Sybil was a multi user.
    Anything that can go wr ... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
    PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
    Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
    Marijuana, nature's way of saying "Hi!"
    Friends Don't Let Friends Use Windows
    Use NABOB-The Preparation H of Archivers!
    Sarcasm: barbed ire.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Oct 15 17:01:22 2019
    "Michael Jackson and Boston duet: More Than a Feeling!"
    I'm not Canadian, although I tend to like their bacon.
    I didn't write that! It sounds more like Shakespea
    Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head
    This tagline is made just for Jesse Irvin
    Qute programers use Qedit.
    Any change looks terrible at first. Later on, it looks e
    EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay!
    Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof!
    Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground.
    An elephant is a mouse built to Mil-spec.
    I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers?
    But honey, I wouldn't be up as late on a faster modem....
    Taglines: Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"
    War is good business - invest your sons.
    I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.....
    Saved? What for, a rainy day?
    Reality has been cancelled due to lack of interest.
    Clones are people two.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Oct 16 17:01:24 2019
    MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
    Hey, where do I get my Tourist shooting license ?
    How do you spell excellent 3D action game?........D-O-O-M
    On this BBS, we recycle all of our bytes, bit by bit.
    Some farewells are easier than others.
    All my old roots are underground.
    Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)
    Power corrupts, but we still need electricity.
    "If you have ghosts, then you have everything"
    Anyone want a burger? It has cheese on both sides!
    They just won't let you be
    Avoid that run down feeling. Stay on the sidewalk.
    Age is only a matter of years??
    Mars needs Women -- No experience required!!!
    Evolution: Life's a niche and then you die.
    Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH!
    OFFLINE 1.40 * Recycle! For us... and them...
    In search of the perfect tagline.
    Tony attacks with a Longsword +1, +5 vs. Moderators.
    Do unto others as they should do unto you but won't.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Oct 17 17:01:24 2019
    I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building!  Wesley
    Married, Who me? I can't mate in captivity!
    This tagline is the property of the Oaks Correctional Fac
    'Read my lips, no nude Texan's'. What George really said.
    How many times this week have you written '93 on a check?
    Tyrants like an unarmed populous.
    A reasonable man accomplishes nothing.
    C:\WINDOWS; C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; DEL WIN\*.*
    Some men are discovered; others are found out.
    This sentence is a !!! premature punctuator
    "For there is no sea, with out the dolphin" -- Oppian
    Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can f
    Bad or Missing Tagline File
    God Jul och Gott Nytt aar -Swedish Christmas (aa is a wit
    <==Hey, dude, It's Registered! I'M legal. Are you?
    I was a tall person before I used PKZIP...!
    Bush Borg  The economy is irrelevant.
    Buttblotting Fluid - The blue stuff on diaper commercials
    Isn't "shrimp on Barbie" a little kinky?
    I'd love to, but I'm converting my calendar watch from Ju
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Oct 18 17:01:26 2019
    "Live long and prosper......NOT!!!!!!!"
    I just need enough to tide me over until I need mo
    Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!
    "I will lower taxes!" (Pause) "Psyche!!!" - Bill Clinton
    I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief...
    Paperweights -- The only way to keep bills down.
    Do not look in laser with remaining eye.
    Anything that can go wr ... #@^% Bus Error -- Core
    The trouble with mornings is they happen while you're asl
    Oxymoron: Hillary Rodham Clinton and open-door meetings.
    Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futi
    Hey Michael: Why don't ya play with Ms Bobbit for awhile?
    Transplanted from Wisconsin.
    I hit my CRTL key but I'm STILL not in control....
    S & M: You always hurt the one you love.
    He talks of peace if it is the only way to live.
    Warning! Incomprehensible action is about to occur.
    Me next! Me! Me! Me! - Crow on 'Present Day'
    Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shouting at.
    Bartenders DO IT on the rocks..
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Oct 19 17:01:28 2019
    Football players do it after they are blitzed.
    A rose is not a rose when it's a brick.
    The one who dies with the most toys is dead.
    <A>bort <R>etry <S>hoot the SOB!
    I run a clean place. ? Guinan
    We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!!!
    Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee.
    "No use pussyfooting around, Janet." -- Bert Schnickt
    I'm a nocturnal model
    Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
    We need change: Lenin 1917, Hitler 1936, Clinton 1992
    "This hat's not big enough for both of us" :Guinan
    Home Safety Tip #1. Don't iron whilst naked.
    Aladdin Underwear - rub gently to bring out the genie!
    It does often seem that man must fight to live.
    Oxymoron: Plastic Silverware.
    Did you know that no-one ever reads these things?
    Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
    Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.
    Squirrels swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Oct 20 17:03:10 2019
    Look maw, kitty goes POP when ya plug er in da waal.
    Tagline uncloaking dead ahead Sir...
    Oh, I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife
    I  my dog,  my cat, and I don't  baby seals. Have a 
    Blue Wave Tagline makers can DO IT l o n g e r .
    "I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers." * Troi
    Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
    If you hurl, and blow chunks; she runs. It was never ment
    Pant Farr: Vulcan sex with your clothes on
    A man without a gun will soon not be free.
    Clap on <<CLAP CLAP>>, Clap off <<CLAP CLAP>>#@%%*&@ NO C
    He's bad, he's gone, he's a citizen of another country.
    Everything I do is needlessly violent and enormously irre
    seeYUH!
    If you stomp gripes, do you get whine?
    I still miss my Ex... But my aim _is_ improving!
    About as useful as a chocolate teapot.
    Beercan Located. Operator Loaded.
    Perot/Bush/Quayle: Billionaire, Skipper and Gilligan
    To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Oct 21 17:01:22 2019
    A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest..H
    Geouch - Sharp rock one always finds underneath one's sle
    Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare
    Keep out output put input in!
    Are you pulling my leg! ...nahh, that's just the dog!
    Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
    IF IsStolen. THEN GOTO InsultThief
    Avoid reality at all costs.
    Busier than a one-eyed cat watching 9 mouseholes
    The worst ice cream flavor is probably squirrel.
    Those who do good will get their Just Punishment!
    Taglines--A place to dry wet tags.
    Don't look at ME! I voted for Bush!!
    Having a good memory is useless unless you have something
    Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'.
    To err is human, to forgive is unusual.
    Aladdin Underwear - rub gently to bring out the genie!
    ? uoI?e/\ONI ^n? ?sn? n ?,uop
    Happiness is a positive cash flow.
    The penalty for bigamy is having two mothers-in-law.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Oct 23 13:36:34 2019
    It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
    So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s
    Backup corrupted: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (H)ammer
    Quit laughing. I'm trying to humiliate you - Crow
    Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
    Now... where did I park that hard disk?
    OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
    It was all so different before everything changed.
    He's a few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
    I'm 51% niceguy and 49% prick. Please push it!
    A father is a banker provided by nature.
    Most political jokes get elected
    Expert - anyone from out of town.
    Justice delayed is justice denied.
    Cleverness is serviceable for everything but sufficient f
    If you think Barney's a pain in the ass then you haven't
    I'm too sexy for my taglines!
    DATACRIME II activates Oct 13 - Dec 31
    I know my efforts deserve my goals, but are my goals wort
    All of the stars are to be found only up in the sky.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Oct 23 17:01:26 2019
    {COMMO} + DESQview + '486 = Happy Camper
    Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter * JLP
    Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machine.
    Braniff ran OS/2
    The real world is a special case.
    Improve your memory, forget about work
    "Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her!" -- McCoy
    We are all related...relatively speaking
    It's a state of mind.
    Climbing my family tree was fun, until the nuts appeared.
    THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
    Final scores: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5, Earth 2.
    Michael supports NAFTA, more boys and girls that way.
    In making decisions, recall that the trend is a friend.
    Not, I think, today, Commander. - Picard
    Q: How does Bill Clinton say "F*** you"? A: "Trust me."
    Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.
    Directory of Z:\
    This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away.
    Make like a nose and run.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Oct 24 17:01:22 2019
    C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN RUN\RUN\RUN
    Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.
    Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
    Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
    Load it, run it, guru it?
    Don't wear earmuffs in a land of rattlesnakes.
    That was a favor I did you?
    Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
    Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong!
    Cole fussion is against the slaws of physics.
    But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus!
    <>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
    OH, NO! Can't Operate! AMA License Expired!
    Walking in a winter wonderland.
    Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy machiner
    Make like, a zit and head out.
    Business & science walk hand in sweaty hand - Dr. F
    Going to Beta-Test SOON! :-)
    That's the Heimlich manuever, *not* the Heineken manuever
    I type softly and carry a *BIG* electromagnet
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Oct 25 17:01:26 2019
    Make like, a tree and leave.
    Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. (Confucius)
    Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and orde
    Leprechauns hide in Twinkies.
    From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
    This taglx^$ closed for repairs.
    I am a Baudaholic.
    Make like, Marilyn Chambers and blow! (works with any por
    "And then you turn the corner," as the DM chuckles...
    Indecision Clouds My Vision.
    HaHaHa! Yuk, Yuk. Snort. Harumph.
    Money is the root of all evil. Send $250 for more info.
    Any given program will expand to fill available me
    The worst thing about ignorance is its insistency.
    Sturgeon's Law: 98% of everything is crap
    It's 1000. Do you know what time it is?
    ?h? ? ???? m???M ?? ??g
    GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal
    Oxymoron: Pure sludge.
    Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Oct 26 17:01:22 2019
    He's got bats in the belfry.
    Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so.
    To live well, know the difference between good and evil.
    "Hey, 'Rubba' would you like to sit on my lap?" Michael
    I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist! - Troi
    I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.
    */ <==-- Tribble with a lightsaber
    Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
    Just some extemporaneous personal communication
    SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
    Skynet Softball >>>>>>>>>>>>> Catch it!!!
    Watch where you go... remember where you've been...
    God must love the common man; He made so many of them.
    Pray as if it were up to God, but work as if it were up t
    A Mother Goose/Oliver Stone production: "HUMPTY DUMPTY WA
    Art is I; Science is We.
    The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry!
    Risking moderation again!
    I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.
    Now which one does Bill Clinton play in the show, Beavis
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Oct 27 17:03:38 2019
    Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
    Confucius Say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!'
    Taglines - not just for messages anymore.
    Get back into life with Depends!
    I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare
    A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
    AH activates any Tuesday
    ...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
    I'm not a bigot, I hate everyone.
    Part-time musicians are semiconductors.
    These are the George Bush times that try men's soles.
    Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
    ASCII silly questions and you'll get some silly ANSI
    Computer: a device for generating mistakes at high speed.
    O'Brian's Law... Murphy is an optimist.
    He's a few holes short of a whiffle ball.
    Message is 'Closed Captioned for the Hearing Impaired'
    Patriotism is always the last refuge for the scoundrel.
    Butthead : Men who feel... themselves (ha.ha.huh).
    Beta testers do it first!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Oct 28 17:01:28 2019
    Old Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
    Dragon riders make good first impressions.
    I got lost in thought, it was a very unfamiliar territory
    The safest form of contraceptive for Programers is their
    Pregnancy is a side effect of sloppy birth control.
    I've compiled a list of your faults. It comes in 10 volum
    A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
    No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away
    Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over own two feet.
    Read messages, not taglines.
    The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
    Oxymoron: Arrogant Humility.
    The well resolved mind is single & one pointed
    Join the Athletics conference today!
    If I only had a 486 . . .
    For tomorrow I diet . . .
    I could prove God statistically. - George Gallup
    If all else fails, blame the computer!
    MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts.
    Time is a stream we fish in
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Oct 29 17:01:26 2019
    Arrogance never wins customers.
    Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
    "Everybody need reverse polarity."
    Old age = you + 20 years.
    So many ancestors, so little time.
    "Bother," said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
    Ronnie Thompson PO Box 65191 Fayetteville NC 28306 (910
    This taglx^$ closed for repairs.
    So far, so good, so what?
    Excuse me - but HOW do you spell EMT ????
    Ted Kennedy's Bumper Sticker: My other car is underwater.
    It's a poor cook who cannot lick his own fingers.
    "And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."
    Reality is for people who can't handle BBSing
    Psychics will lead dogs to your body.
    Is beer like Champagne?
    Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
    My baby she wrote me a letter...
    Positive thinking: Believe everything positively stinks.
    I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a bus!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Oct 30 17:01:26 2019
    My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...
    Something Amiss? Hi, I'm Something Amister.
    Salesmen DO IT with their tongues.
    Do you have such a thing?
    Wasting time is an important part of life.
    ))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP ((((( - sublimi
    Illiterate? Want to learn to read? Write for free info
    bulldozer (n.) - political speech writer taking a nap.
    It's not easy having an overbearing parent! - Troi
    Doubt is the root of education, not faith.
    Brevity is the soul of utter incomprehension.
    A Macintosh is an EtchaSketch you don't have to shake.
    Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!
    Okay witch, give us all your gold pieces, or we kill your
    It's GOOD To Be The Queen - Majel Barrett Roddenberry
    Oh very clever Worf, eat any good books lately?
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
    Big Apple BBS >SMARTNET 1010< (516) 536-1546 RVC, NY
    I'm easy to please ... as long as I get my way
    Just one more compile and I'll come to bed...
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Oct 31 17:01:26 2019
    Been there! Done that! Stole the tagline!
    Do you suffer from incontinence ? Use Selleys No More Le
    If this is hell -- Where are the moderators?
    Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
    Spindle & Mutilate - See if I care..
    He who dies with the biggest Chunck of Barney WINS!
    I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
    Sheila's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
    Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
    God cures and the doctor takes the fee.
    Things could only be worse in Cleveland.
    Bunnies and beer don't mix.
    That's user, u s r, and then there's a space ...
    Darmok and Groucho, at the opera.
    A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
    Toil is most pleasant when done.
    Take it from me - he's got the goods.
    ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE d
    Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
    If looks could kill it would've been us instead of him!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Nov 1 17:01:20 2019
    Driving Lesson One: Shiny side up; rubber side down.
    Ah, the vastness of space and time... and I end up here..
    Cheer leaders DO IT cheerfully.
    D.A.M.N. Nude Mothers against Dyslexia
    Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased.
    (((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
    Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports cal
    To risk nothing is to risk everything.
    Florida -- the Punshine State.
    This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
    Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
    Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
    The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into an XT.
    Oxymoron: Systematically at Random.
    It's not the age - it's the mileage!
    Liberal Rule #6 - Lie about the past, then try to repeat
    I'm so modest I pull the curtains before changing my mind
    Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
    If I got the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
    Bit Decay!? D?d y?? s?? ?? D???y??
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Nov 2 17:01:24 2019
    Never trust a skinny cook.
    OS/2 2.0: Taking the wind out of Windows.
    It depends on which end he tries to light...
    "Synthetic scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Scotty
    Too bad women don't have pull-down menus and online help.
    He's as sharp as a marble.
    SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
    I was on a roll till I slipped on the butter
    Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got
    ????Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons?????
    I HATE call waitinNO CARRIER
    no, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask?
    Penny for your thoughts? SURE, Do I get Change?
    Go softly....it's dark out there
    STRING space corrupt? But I always use TAPE!
    I think, therefore I scan.
    No woman has ever shot a man while he's doing the dishes.
    R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
    An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanket.
    Baby Bop - Bop that baby! From the nerf version of Juras
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Nov 3 16:03:06 2019
    NO CARRIER. Oh well, I didn't want to land anyways.
    Keep in mind transmogrification is new technology.
    My one-legged sister is a professional ice skater.
    Hey. I am not a vampire. I just like to bite.
    So many messages ... So little time left.
    As I was going up a stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
    Moosehead: Great beer, and a new experience for the moose
    If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss.
    If Lunatics Had Wings, This Place Would Be An Airport !!!
    Only the Shadow knows.
    We look for things. Things that make us go.
    I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
    Teleportation affects your orientation.
    Smile! You're on Candid Modem!
    Lawyers or Toxic Waste Dumps...hmmm, tough choice
    I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
    Fatal Database Error #10070: <Sysop> late for work
    Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
    If Einstein were black...would E=MC Hammer?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Nov 4 16:01:22 2019
    Oh, YEAH! Want to FIGHT about it? {daddy, beat him up}
    I failed my blood test! I didn't study.
    Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.
    Guns - today's leading cause of statistics!
    Reality is the indefinite enumeration of objects.
    Too many pieces of music end too long after the end.
    Truth Through Superior Firepower.
    One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.
    Tagline Lotto: ??????????<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
    Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
    Logic: 1+1= 11, 2+2= 22, 3+3=6
    Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.
    Help! I've fallen and I can't log off!
    Oxymoron: Liberal Fundamentalists.
    No, I don't know what "apathy" means, nor do I care.
    Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.(Confuc
    Make like a missile and cruise.
    IBM = Into Building Money
    I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a bus!
    If you wish to know more, press CTRL-ALT-DEL.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Nov 5 16:01:20 2019
    Don't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you.
    Use subdirectories; keep your FAT thin!
    All's well that ends well.
    Proverbial excrement hits oscillating air device.
    If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.
    Anything worth doing is worth getting someone else to do
    Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
    <tap> <tap> <tap> Is this thing on?
    It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature!
    Live Long and Perspire.
    Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.
    Qmodem changed my life..I used it to get Telix.
    He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake.
    If life deals you a bad hand, asks for a reshuffle!!
    Friend or Foe??????????????????
    (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
    This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS!
    Qfront - It's Not Just For Mailruns Anymore...
    I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.
    Blood in the Saddle - By the Kotex Kid.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Nov 6 16:01:28 2019
    Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
    Losing messages? That Fido, he be one HUNGRY puppy!
    Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us
    Have you crashed your Windows today?
    I graduated MAGNA CUM DENTE (by the skin of my teeth).
    Part of the Foundation Trilogy gift set - Dr. Forrester
    Read into the Record: Something put before Congress that Ifyoucanreadthisyouhavebeenreadingtoomanytaglines.
    Rap sounds like you put a rhyming dictionary into a popco
    I am not responsible for advice not taken!
    It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies.
    Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman!
    If there is no GOD, who pops up the next kleenex?
    Paranoid? Me? Who said that...?
    Only sheep make baaaad puns.
    Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got Nobody...
    Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
    Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it. - Picard
    Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.
    Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Nov 7 16:01:24 2019
    Everything goes on sale ... right after you buy it.
    Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
    Hands up! Said the laser printer.
    Is sex in a cornfield PORN on the cob?
    Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
    nuqDaq yuch Dapol  Troi
    It is not I who is crazy! It is I who I mad!!!!-Ren Hoek
    Schizophrenia beats living alone.
    Good morning, Sir.Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium
    They went that-a-way --->
    Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy m
    Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger ham
    My neighbor has a circular driveway. she can't get out.
    No matter where you go....I'll HUNT you down!!!
    Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
    Smoke me a Dopefish, I'll be back for breakfast.
    I  QEdit!
    Security, confine Ensign Novak to the brig.
    Boy! This is Fun and inxepensive too.
    I was typing along, and then...
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Nov 8 16:01:20 2019
    Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws Of Assimilation.
    No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
    It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
    BEER... Drink your daily B-complex with a foamy head.
    :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
    DIODE; What happens to people who don't die young.
    Can you give up Catholicism for Lent?
    Get thee behind me Satan! You push and I'll steer...
    If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
    Someone blew out his pilot light.
    Oxymoron: Educational TV.
    - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
    Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so.
    Coming soon--TRILOBITE SEX GODDESSES FROM MARS!
    Open some Windows and let some Fresh air in....
    Do what you want with the girl, just let me the h*ll go!
    Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
    It ain't over 'till the fat lady emits intestinal gas.
    agnodyslexic plea: why me dog?
    Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Nov 9 16:01:28 2019
    Rush is on the side that designed Watergate.
    An elevator smells differently to a dwarf.
    Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager?
    Oxymoron: Sweet Pickle.
    Never try to out-stubborn THREE pampered Pomeranians!
    "How to keep your conference on topic" by Mod R. Ator
    Breast size multiplied by IQ always equals 69.
    Bless our young they will inherit our national dept.
    Easily amused, and laughing about it.
    Don't just stand there, say something.
    That's Australian for BBS, mate.
    First study the enemy.Seek weakness.
    If it don't cook, it ain't jazz.
    The 23:00 News and Mail Service
    Beam me aboard Scotty. Aye, will a 2x4 do captain?
    I am NOT a Complete Idiot! Several parts are missing!!
    I divorced my wife because of her obsession with football
    America trusts us.
    I didn't know fish HAD fingers !!!
    an I'm overdrawn? I still have checks left!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Nov 10 16:02:16 2019
    ??? ....sgninraW 13 ,srorrE 71 "!dlroW olleH" ???
    Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes...
    I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
    Don't you?
    Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Rice a RONNIE.
    Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
    God made the first garden, Cain the first city.
    Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing
    RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user
    -=DOOM=- You'll Laugh, You'll cry, YOU'LL KICK SOME DAEMO
    Ever wonder what happened to the beta testers for Prepara
    Simply, Unreceptable! Is I cann't Run Ultima7 on my 286.
    Waiter: Unemployed actor
    This space for rent, just ask you sysop for info...
    My other computer is a Cray Y-MP!
    "Energize"he said & a pink bunny with a drum materialized
    Oh! You want SERIOUS ideas?
    Four out five people think the fifth is an idiot.
    Lite Year: low calorie year!
    If God had wanted man to fly, He would have given him air
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Nov 11 16:01:24 2019
    Save the kids! Trade them for valuable prizes!
    Modesty is a *vastly* overrated virtue...
    Push the button, Frank!
    Robot: Your plastic pal who's fun to be with.
    It is better to know nothing than to know what ain
    For the water is deep, and I have dodged the Dopefish.
    I once bought New Idea, but only for the pictures - Sen.
    But my little voice TOLD me to do it!
    I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>.
    Error #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive.
    Ever see a couple of dogs do it human style?
    A Quinn Martin Production
    See the light at the end of tunnel? It's an on coming Fre
    The first myth of management is that it exists.
    This ain't no party! This ain't no disco! This ain't no f
    Happiness is a warm phaser.
    Coming soon: New Taglines!
    Bushido does not mean what it sounds like.
    Forget.
    Bill T. Catt of Borg: "You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!!"
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Nov 12 16:01:22 2019
    Life's a CACHE, and then you FLUSH...
    Alaskan spill: Flow control problem... no EXXON/EXXOFF.
    Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
    Mount Rushmore to get 2 new faces...BILL CLINTON
    "I have no vices for you to exploit." Tosk "A challenge"
    Kindly use all of your fingers when you wave. <sigh>
    Make like, a tribe and get lost (the lost tribes of Israe
    Elephant: Mouse built to government specifications
    {{:-(*) <-- Klingon eating a Tribble.
    (Nikoleivitch)
    Is the US ready for self-government?
    A programmer and his mind are soon parted
    If I could put time in a bottle....
    "Grady! The 'Paper Chase' guy is here!"
    Palindrome: Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live.
    An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
    Problems for a Furry: Being mistaken for Bill Clinton's
    I wish life had an editable scroll-back buffer ...
    To any objective person it'd be obvious that I'm right.
    Michael Jackson.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Nov 13 16:01:22 2019
    I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....
    Please remove near duplicate taglines to shave space.
    On the 10 Year Plan at Southern Tech
    The worst beer around is WinBooze.
    I always laugh at the wrong time. At my own funeral....
    Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
    Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone ....
    Atilla the Pun
    Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
    Hell hath no fury like HOLYSMOKE
    America is the only country founded on a good idea.
    NOT the Co-moderator!
    The truth is always the strongest argument.
    If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
    Do device drivers need a chauffeur's license?
    Make like, smoke and dissipate.
    At last! Perot actually makes a decision...
    There's a dead bishop on the landing!
    In the end Gravity Wins.. Dolly Parton..
    Cure for spurned lovers: broken heart surgery.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Nov 14 16:01:20 2019
    God told me it's none of your business. Jimmy Swaggart.
    The toughest BBS you'll ever love.
    Handel was half German, half Italian, half English. He w
    Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload on the move.
    Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
    Two lost cluster's found in the writer's brain!
    Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
    If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL
    The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
    I didn't lose my mind; it's here somewhere.
    So many A-holes, so few bullets -- Ford Fairlane
    Boothgap - Space between a stationary seat and the next t
    OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
    In the event of a real flame war,
    Tact is rubbing out another's mistake instead or rubbing
    "He's dead Jim."
    Confucius say, Man who live in glass house should dress i
    I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
    It's Alive. Well, not REALLY, but it was pretty scary, h
    He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Nov 16 16:01:30 2019
    I'm just trying out this . It seems a bit small.
    If it moves so slow, why is it called rush hour?
    How do I set my Laser Printer to "STUN"?
    Security, confine Ensign Beck to the brig.
    Wacky Wheels ? Underwater driving possible by air pumps.
    The happy and the powerful never willingly go into exile.
    Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice -e
    OFFLINE 1.43 * << Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted!
    Old Musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar.
    Bankrupture: A Fiscal Hernia.
    Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.
    Bow down to FLUFF!
    Live long and Prosper,... (belch) 'scuse me.
    It's hard to be humble when you're having so much fun.
    OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper.
    Music makes a difference...support it in your schools.
    It is impossible to think clearly with clenched fists.
    She kept saying I didn't listen to her -- or something.
    One on-topic post a day keeps the moderator at bay.
    He's so dumb he thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Nov 17 16:03:06 2019
    Microsoft is a bunch of !Cs
    "Hey, lets get drunk and go fridge tipping!"
    "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.."
    I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
    BAUD-E-BOARD - 814-9330 ... tell 'em Mailman sentcha
    I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray!
    Clogbytes - The holed edges of computer paper that jam up
    Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.
    "Doubt Everything"-DesCartes
    "As a math atheist, I should be excused from this." - Cal
    Td tada: Football player holds up his arms and celebrates
    Carpe Diem!
    Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic.
    MSI - Redefining Telecommunications in '93
    Watch this guy! Keep watching this guy!
    Join the Athletics conference today!
    It's Ensign Flintstone, Jim... He's FRED!!!
    Well,I'll take whatever i want, and baby i want you.
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all stats are made up o??*?*???? <--- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Nov 18 16:01:26 2019
    Retirement: when you get a certificate of depreciation.
    That's It!!!! ARM THE ELECTRONIC BAGPIPES!
    That was a favor I did you?
    And God said: E = ?mv? - Ze?/r, and there was light!
    "He's dead, Jim. Pass the ketchup!"
    MODERATR.COM FOUND RESTORE TOPIC.ON? (Y/n)
    Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
    Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
    Tagline Found. (N)ext (S)wipe (C)orrect grammar.
    Never say no.
    sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
    CAUTION! High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED.
    Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them.
    I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... resist us.
    Does that help at all?
    Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt.
    Now which one does Bill Clinton play in the show, Beavis
    Excess Weinerage - When buns come in 8 pks and franks com
    Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call
    Sex like air is only a big deal if you can't get any.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Nov 19 16:01:24 2019
    I can't remember,I can't recall...
    Some strong coffee. I'm getting buzzed! - Tom
    Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
    That VTOL craft isn't going to make it LOOK OU{~~x{x{|{`
    "Give me two personal pronouns." "Who, me?" -Benny Hill
    Gentlemen's agreements can get very ungentlemanly.
    Alright! Another Earthquake.
    Heh... I don't wanna make you *work* or anything.
    Misquote!! 10 yard penalty, loss of down! <Fweeeet!>
    Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
    It's only reality...
    Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening.
    Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain.
    Line noise provided by Alberta General Telephones
    Baseball makes sense: man with four balls walks to first
    For some Reason, reality is an illusion.
    Lawyers should advertise on hospital ceilings.
    Genealogists believe they can always trace an ancestor.
    Rape!! The world has been Saddamized by Iraq!
    Freeze! Assume the Ctl-Alt-Del position.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Nov 20 16:01:24 2019
    No,Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"
    Save your money for a rainy day, now selling for $3.95.
    I exorcised my demons -- used a Lifecycle.
    No matter how you dress a cow, it still gives milk !
    If love was meant to be easy, everybody would be in it.
    Get a life, Get OS/2 2.0!
    Show me your tagline! Oh, really?
    The safest form of contraceptive for Programers is their
    File Manager msg: star.star found. Deleting all Star Tre
    Funny thing.... harder I work, luckier I get.
    Ok! I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.
    Lurkers of the world unite!
    Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic.
    Television is to media what hydrogen bombs are to explosi
    There aren't enough days in the weekend.
    CP 2.00 [NR] ? Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
    Have you hugged a programmer today?
    ( ( ( ((( In Stereo ))) ) ) )
    The haves and have-nots come from the dos and do-nots. -----T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-------
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Nov 21 16:01:22 2019
    C'est La Folle de Sashay!
    That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life.
    It's OK to prick your finger. It's not OK to . . .
    The greatest hate springs from the greatest love.
    Virginia is for lovers, but Pensylvania has INTERCOURSE!
    I am ???????????? -- Welcome to our NEW AGE
    COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
    Pascal: What's it Wirth?
    DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
    Entered @TIME@ on @DATE@
    Seminars: derived from 'semi' and 'arse'; hence, any half
    CAUTION! Blown Brain At Work!
    Five years from now, will they have a Soviet Reunion?
    He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has bee
    The universe looks smooth-if you stand back far enough.
    Guy: The swap meet * Tom: Swamp meat?
    I better watch my language. It's going to get me in trou
    A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
    Every silver lining has a dark cloud.
    If God lived on Earth, people would knock out his windows
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Nov 22 16:01:26 2019
    The less you have to do, the less time you find to do it
    Random Ray strikes again :>
    Virtual: not knowing where your next byte is coming from.
    Quit worrying about your health, it will go away.
    DEFINITION: Initialize - Carving your initials on a flopp
    Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
    No one can get ahead of you when they're kicking you in t
    Don't be a sexist. There are broads around here ... 8-)
    No more blah, blah, blah!
    eople present.
    Three Jews go into a bar and buy it!
    Chicken Little was right.
    I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assi...ooh, doughnuts!
    Don't count the days, make the days count.
    A gentleman is a man who CAN play the accordian but doesn't
    Someday you will come to your senses.
    He who smiles in a crisis has thought of someone else to
    My other computer is the Graphic Omniscient Device. --Dr.
    Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.
    Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Nov 23 16:01:28 2019
    The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.
    Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
    To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
    Confucius say: Shit happens.
    If 4 bits = a nibble; 8 = a byte, doesn't 16 = a mouthful
    IBM = Institution By Machiavelli
    We demand peaceful relations or we'll blow up your planet
    PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR
    "Falsehood has a perennial spring." -- Burke
    This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0
    THERE... ARE... FOUR.... LIGHTS!!!!!!
    Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
    SEE THE BBS THEY COULDN'T KILL!!!!!
    ### Ian Maxim -- (803) 957-4064 ###
    Memories of you remind me of you.
    Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
    Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
    This is heavy stuff for a Thursday!
    I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk.
    Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the dead.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Nov 24 16:02:18 2019
    All right Spread `em! - While playing cops and robbers...
    I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
    Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts...on the final
    Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
    I have lost my mind, but it must be backed-up somewhere.
    Since prehistoric man, no battle has ever gone as planned
    Aneedawhack: An obnoxious, spoiled child in a mall.
    The First Liar Never Has A Chance
    Money-the root of all evil. Man needs roots.
    I never heard of a sword of party member slaying.
    Do the voices in my head bother you?
    Jazz isn't for everybodyIt's BETTER than that!
    A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahead.
    Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur.
    to throw up on your car. The national sport is breaking
    Stressed out, and someone to Choke... Can't get any bette
    Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
    Communism will work when love, not greed, inspires it.
    He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
    Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Nov 25 16:01:26 2019
    But I wanna get my mail packet, I wanna, I wanna,I wanna!
    Iam McCoy of Borg. Dammit locutus! I'm an assimilator, n
    The haves and have-nots come from the dos and do-nots.
    A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...
    Reality? That's where the Pizza Delivery Guy comes from!
    Barney Burgers, get your red-hot Barney Burgers!
    I'm putting this thread in my freezer, so it don't smell
    Man is a piece of the universe made alive.
    Beware of all moderators!
    I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed.  Q
    Grow your own dope, plant a POM
    My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
    Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
    Support the National Endowment for Creative Misogyny
    Try to get rid of junk mail, but income tax forms arrive.
    Men invented computers to drive women crazier!
    ..., Mirror on the wall, I wish I was the Procomm of ALL
    Everybody's a programmer, but who's WRITTEN anything?
    Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following t
    I could tell you, but I'd have to shoot you afterwards.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Nov 26 16:01:28 2019
    Home of the McTagline. Billions and Billions serve
    "Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." Old Maid
    Our people don't believe in slavery.
    This tsgline is owned and operated by Frobazz Magic Co.,
    I came, I saw, I c!)@(#*$&%^ Carrier Lost...
    Reality is a fictitious concept I find aesthetically appe
    Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!
    An empty bus travels fast.
    Exploding WP 51 Falls Out Of Windows... GIF at 11
    If I save time, when do I get it back ?
    I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
    Ha! and you thought you had heard them all!
    Defrustration for the 90's -- throwing Windows out!
    I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - Penises are irrelevant.
    I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
    Fandom and computers, there HAS to be cheaper hobbies.
    ? TagMan ? Bits, Bytes, Bauds ...Can't live With, or With
    Bjarni's lost refuge -- Vikings to the Bone
    Glen: Limbless man in a clear space in a forest
    Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Nov 28 16:01:20 2019
    Trust the moderator, Luke.
    I am Locutus of Borg! Do you have any Grey Poupon?
    Teachers make little things count.
    Wanted:386DX Fatherboard to have SX with my Motherboard
    Emotions are alien to me.I'm a scientist.
    Only Bagpipes and Accordians play in the Band of Hell...
    This tagline can be bought.
    Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it.
    We must believe in free will, we have no choice!
    Liberal Tactic #1: When in doubt, tell a lie.
    Behind every successful man is a woman who made it necess
    Uh Mike, that's not cheese!
    To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer.
    IBM = It's Better Manually
    Unrecoverable Application Error - Detonation follows.
    aving.
    Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
    Gold Leader, they have a lock on my tagline!
    I once bought New Idea, but only for the pictures - Sen.
    Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Dec 3 16:01:20 2019
    Sometimes the obvious works best!
    Oxymoron: American English.
    OFFLINE 1.50 "GENERAL FAILURE A>bort, R>etry, F>ire Sho
    Mother nature is a bitch.
    Are humans good to eat Daddy?
    I've compiled a list of your faults. It comes in 10 volum
    Paladin Orcs get +2 to hit against neutral clerics.
    Phasers on "Blow the crap out of 'em"... FIRE!
    Just waiting for a new version......
    SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
    In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
    Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings.
    If your cow, doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't f
    I don't meet competition, I crush it.
    The word of today is LEGS. So spread the word.
    Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
    Honey, PLEASE don't pick up the p???aj?????
    If I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot.
    **FLASH** Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
    I live in the desert with a cat with no brain...
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Dec 4 16:01:26 2019
    Oh, you're no fun anymore!
    Grammar and spelling mistakes created by random line noise
    I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
    Am I an elephant?? I'm gray and wrinkled!!!
    Take The Quantum Leap: 11:30 AM & Midnight Mondays-Friday
    If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.
    Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
    An elephant is a mouse with an operating sys.
    No amount of poor schooling can spoil a good student.
    Everyone's life seems easier from the outside !
    Sometimes I wake up grouchy ... sometimes I let her sleep
    Confucius say: "Many man smoke, but Fat Man Chu."
    Eagles Soar!, but weasels arn't sucked into jets!
    ...But I was so much older then...
    Coffee.Com not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)nooze?
    Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
    I'd go on welfare, but I'm not used to living that well!!
    Question: Man invented alcohol. God invented grass. Who d
    Does steel wool come from metal sheep?
    Are you PC-Bored? Try RBBS instead. You'll love it!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Dec 7 16:01:20 2019
    And Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
    THINK! or THWIM!
    Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
    To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer.
    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
    o NO CARRIER
    Hoover, nobody sucks like you.
    He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
    Is beer like Champagne?
    BIGAMIST: A heavy fog in Italy.
    Variables won't; constants aren't.
    Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something.
    Starring Joan Collins & Jackie Collins - Tom on shrews
    Creativity demands curiosity in the search for knowledge.
    If you had one less chromosome, you'd be a Simpson!
    JUMP! -- One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
    There's no skeletons in my closet!
    Celebrate Hannibal Day. Have a friend for lunch.
    Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I
    The best writing never appears.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Dec 9 16:01:22 2019
    My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs.
    If you are what you eat, what's a vegetarian?
    If I am not satisfied with your answers, you will die.-TN
    No grass grows where my horse has trod. - Atilla the Hun
    ...Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay....
    I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. That's a scary thought, eh?
    I'd love to, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
    Nuttonbutton - The device at intersections marked "push t
    Security, confine Ensign Daehn to the brig.
    This is only a demo reply...
    Bachelorhood should be taxed, such happiness is valuable.
    Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?
    Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
    A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is.
    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the an
    ? ???? ? Square dancers do it on the floor in Groups of
    Billy Bob's Road Kill Cafe - You kill'em, we Grill
    Voice: 919-870-6926 (eves/weekends)
    I'll Have What The Fellow On The Floor Is Having
    This tagline is made just for Michael Williams
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Dec 10 16:01:24 2019
    Void for vagueness?
    Flash! Bill Clinton nominates Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon G
    I'm a belligerent omnivore -- I eat vegetarians.
    Real knowledge is knowing the extent of one's ignorance.
    Organic........... Church music.
    The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization.
    Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
    This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10
    I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.
    As long as I'm in charge here, there will be no leaders.
    If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
    Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE
    Bushido does not mean what it sounds like.
    If God wanted me on topic, why'd he make moderators get u
    Barney is really an out of work programmer...
    BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
    Silence is evidence of superb language skills.
    These opinions are mine and only mine (unless you wnat to
    Hey! I resemble that!
    Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Dec 14 16:01:26 2019
    AT&T Sub-space: The next best thing to beaming the
    Lick this spot>>>>>[X]<<<<<for a really good buzz!!!
    Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
    Beam me up, Scotty, This planet has no beer!
    Expert - Someone who knows less, but makes more money.
    I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myself.
    Beam me up Scotty, This isn't the men's room.
    I think I'm gonna, Hurl.
    HELP! My Hard Drive has fallen and I have no taglines!
    We're from Liars Anonymous. No we're not!
    Skeptics are seldom deceived.
    CPU - Random number generator
    RIP... This tagline had now been ripped off.....
    Never argue with a fool - people might not know the diffe
    There's an answer to every problem. Sometimes it's "No."
    For my next trick I'm lighting myself on fire!
    Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless.
    So this lizard told me he was a brontosaurus on his mothe
    The boss is always right.
    My amne keyboar oesn't have any 's!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Dec 15 16:02:44 2019
    Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of
    Confucius say, he who sink in woman's arms soon have arms
    e. ... Murphy's agnostic law: If anything can go wrong, i
    People who have trouble communicating should shut up.
    Feather by feather the goose is plucked.
    Was General George Custer an aficionado of arrow shirts?
    Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
    "Something is different......."
    "Too slow, chicken marengo. Too slow for this Cat." - C
    Money is the root of all evils. Send $20 for more inform
    They must have looked like...a roast chicken!
    By the way, you're listed as my co-signer on my AMEX.
    Transporter room, beam that tagline up immediately!
    ShnarfMan says: ABSTAIN (of course, _he_ dosen't have muc
    Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop! IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMYTAGLINE.
    Need a change of scenery? Date a stage hand.
    <=OZ=>..."Wild Thing...you make my thing ring"
    Postage not necessary if mailed within the United States.
    Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Dec 16 16:01:26 2019
    All reality is aspect dependent.
    HO! <repeat three times>
    It's great AND less filling.
    I don't know how I got here....
    It's easier to do good then be good.
    Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college educati
    Pobody's Nerfect!
    ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
    Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
    The BBS in English.
    Oh, forget the DOCS, just see if it blows up!
    " " - [cloaked tagline]
    Sensors show a Tag-Line thief in this sector, Captain.
    After all is said and done, more is said then done
    I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
    Life with pets is never dull.
    Isn't 'Dumb Blonde' a peroxymoron?
    Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse.
    I have a photographic memory. What's your name aga
    Bigfoot Puts on the Dog
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Dec 17 16:01:28 2019
    May the Porsche be with you....
    And now a word from our sponsor.
    Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper ord
    This is David Koresh of Borg. WE will be incinerated.
    Mayor of Hiroshima: What the F*** was that????
    I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan.
    Have the boy sent to the bridge. - Picard
    Us * "Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
    Put it to Music!
    e knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. F
    CyberVille Station East
    Tagcrafters -- Taglines in about an hour.
    Ooooh, yech. How did THAT get in my bed? - Prez Reagan:*)
    Please don't tell my fiancee what SHICKSA means!
    Temporary sysop access granted!
    People who have trouble communicating should shut up.
    Science doesn't answer a question without raising ten mor
    I've upped my posting count. Up yours!
    CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now...
    Oxymoron: Wickedly Funny.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Dec 18 16:01:26 2019
    Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!!
    Oxymoron: Random logic.
    I've never seen a good war or a bad piece!
    Antonym: The opposite of the word you're trying to think
    Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more th
    Join Taglines Anonymous. We can help.
    Use the Force, Luke... but not Windows
    Suspicion poisons a friendship.
    'Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...'
    psychotherapist (n.): mentally ill rapist.
    A gun shot model will often hide in the woods - Crow
    Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
    The universe is laughing behind your back.
    Idealism precedes experience - cynicism follows...
    There are *FOUR* lights!  Picard
    People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
    "Bother", said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
    Don't hate yourself in the morning - DO IT all day
    Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling.
    New bumper sticker..... Clinton Happens
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Dec 19 16:01:24 2019
    Never, never, never *MOON* a werewolf !!
    I'm NOT paranoid. Which of my enemies said I was?
    Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips
    The difference between LIKE and LOVE...SPIT or SWALLOW...
    And they robbed his evil cow.
    Did you hear about the new deli that opened in India??
    I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark......
    "The warp drive...she cann'a take it!"...Scotty
    Pun Farr: Vulcan sex jokes.
    DEFINITION: Iterate- A healthy illiterate.
    Lite Year: low calorie year!
    Lions & tigers & bears oh my!
    there's somethin' strange in the neighborhood
    Mandatory tagline omitted; moderator gone berserk. Story
    Ground yourself, THEN hug your motherboard!
    I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
    More fun than a busy signal."
    I added water, the oatmeal still taste odd. Oh, HOT water
    DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1
    My imaginary friend won't speak to me
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Dec 20 16:01:28 2019
    DEFINITION: Duplex - Having two apartments.
    ---===???<<< SPACE FOR RENT >>>???===---
    This Tagline is really Odo.
    COM program murdered. "Bits everywhere" says witness.
    If your mind goes blank, remember to turn down the sound.
    Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
    Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last
    Jealousy has often been a motive for murder.
    Experience is a good teacher but her fees are high
    We live in a world where nothing is impossible, except pe
    * <--Tribble __ <--Tribble vs. Godzilla
    Evil Grin #13 <<<<<GRIN>>>>>
    just a friendly online BBS for the past 6-7 years in Cent
    Make like, whiplash and disappear and reappear again.
    The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
    Got run, my cat got stuck in the printer...
    If the Game Master didn't see it, it never happened.
    Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will take yo
    Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper.
    And God created Nerds, "Go forth and Multiple" he said, a
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Dec 21 16:01:20 2019
    The more you run over a cat, the flatter is gets.
    Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:
    .The cpu is intell and it is a 8086....I have two batteri
    Never joke with the ignorant. They take it seriously and
    Never settle for less than your best.
    Cellostatic - Property of cracker wrappers that causes th
    ??????????? Generic Tagline
    "He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar." -- Butthead
    Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river
    Justice: A decision in your favor.
    So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
    -- Spillaine folks, Some Londoners -- P. Lane folks.
    I got no prob with "Bob"
    Actually, what I want is a little toy spaceship!!
    All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happyness Apprentice curmudgeon in training.
    The Church of St Todd the Incontinent
    Microsoft and Gateway - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventur
    If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
    I'm not old, just chronologically challenged!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Dec 22 16:02:24 2019
    There's an answer to every problem. Sometimes it's "No."
    Financial help can be arranged. It's just very expensive!
    I blush to confess that I am always getting confused.
    Oxymoron: Divorce court.
    Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes.
    Only a ballplayer's errors are published every day.
    I hate taglines.
    The fully interchangeable BBS.
    I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
    Oxymoron: Permanent Fad.
    "Man with athletic fingers, make broad jump." -Confucius
    Managing programmers is like herding cats.
    Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf
    Humor is so subjective.
    Blah, blah, blah...
    There is a skeleton in every old house and old horse.
    So even when you're dead you can annoy people - Tom
    Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
    Next time I will try English.
    We are Hugh...of Borg. Beverly will be assimilated. Hub
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Dec 23 16:01:28 2019
    Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
    (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it!
    Aeroma - Odor emanating from an exercise room after aerobics
    Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
    Don't pick up that phon?9?? NO CARRIER
    Barium: What you do with dead chemists.
    The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
    No generalization is wholly true, not even this one.
    SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows NT
    A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom.
    If crash occurs when using this program, discontinue use.
    An object in motion is heading in the wrong direction.
    Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear.
    My other computer is a Borg.
    Mainstream news media choices: Liberal or Liberal.
    I'm just moving clouds today; tomorrow I'll try mountains
    I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is.
    My girlfriend has blue eyes,golden skin,& long,plaid hair
    Batches? We don't need no stinkin' batches!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Dec 24 16:01:20 2019
    Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty.
    FATAL LOGIC ERROR - Engage Brain and (R)etry
    I never did it that way before.
    Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government!
    A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.
    If there wasn't divorces, where would we get waitresses?
    Government should spend our money like it was their own.
    I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
    Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines!
    There is no gravity - The earth sucks!
    The guy sure looks like plant food to me!
    Mail ideas on the back of a $ bill to Cal Webster.
    Tell me, am I supposed to be pleased or frightened?
    A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage.
    Multitasking causes schizophrenia..
    Contact--Ron Stuckel,33 Appletree Ln,Belleville IL 62221
    "Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you," - Beelzebub.
    My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.
    Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, ski
    Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Dec 25 16:01:24 2019
    Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
    ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
    Smile! Say mummy meat! - Crow on photographer
    Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
    Celebrate Hannibal Day. Have a friend for lunch.
    Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT??
    Have I found God? What? Did you lose him AGAIN?!
    If you think I'm "crazy" ...
    It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill...
    Backup not found! (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail Aww Hell!
    Dont hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you
    I'd love to, but I left my body in my other clothes.
    Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech
    Survival Tip #2: Never moon a werewolf.
    Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters.
    Admit it-- you expected to see a copyright notice here.
    No animals were harmed during the making of this film, ex
    Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't.
    Thats when men were men - Mike
    Look out below!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Dec 26 16:01:26 2019
    "Head is harder than Hand." ? Sivaoan Proverb
    Pat Dukkkanan's Campaign: Total Recoil II
    The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of tyrants.
    Make like Christopher Columbus and shove off.
    All those who believe in Telekinesis raise MY hands!
    It's The First MOOD RING Tagline: ?
    Camaro: $15,500, and $17,000 if you trade in your Yugo.
    Confucius say, I didn't say that!
    Borg Underachievers Anonymous: Persistence is Futile.
    So many messages ... So little time left.
    Is a sysop with one bad leg a SYS-HOP ??
    I am Apu of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated and have a ni
    I voted for Bush! Don't you wish you did?
    Roosevelt = New Deal. Clinton = Raw Deal.
    I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it f
    HELP, HELP The KOTEX is on fire! TAMP ON it!!
    "Good intentions randomize behavior."
    Information - - We want information.....
    Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP
    Press <Alt-A> to Adopt Me! I need a better home.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Dec 28 16:01:22 2019
    Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep until 12:01.
    Chain Tagline... Add one number when you steal it [02354]
    Oh war. Thou son of Hell.
    I still miss my Ex... But my aim _is_ improving!
    Chewed up the slipper! Bad shrew! - Crow on dog as shrew
    SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue...
    Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt!
    Engineers do it by calculation and design.
    To take a stand, one first must have legs to stand on.
    Make like a baby and head out.
    Life being what it is, I dream of revenge
    Might as well face it, you're addicted to code...
    Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
    Kaminites - Those strange people who show up inside new w
    Bugs crawl under doors... Software crawls under Windoze
    Phase 1 of the Borg conquest: Introduce the GST.
    Hi, what would you like with your fries?
    Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.
    I came; I saw; I screwed up.
    I'm waiting for the 50 mhz 686.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Dec 29 16:02:44 2019
    Good tea. --Nice house.
    "I wouldn't mind having a relationship with an
    <--Please put complaints in this box.
    Don't Look Back. Something might be gaining on you.
    Any use of this product will increase the disorder in the
    A Phul and my money will stay parted!!
    AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*
    "We'll drive off that bridge when we come to it." - T.Ken
    Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
    Too much shareware,? not enough registration $$$.
    I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
    To err is human. And stupid.
    If you can't beat em', mod em'.
    I wuz bo'n dis way - whut's yo' 'suse?
    Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into
    Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic.
    OS/2 Still confuses Big Blue.
    Money - the root of all women
    Accelerate your P.C.! (like, say... 9.8 m/s^2?)
    Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Dec 30 16:01:28 2019
    Behind every successful man stands a surprised MIL.
    Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH!
    Don't Erase it! I MIGHT need it ---- someday!
    Pine Trees are fine trees!
    Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead
    The falsely dramatic obscures the truly dull.
    Try Dbase 1.0! It's loaded with "Features"!
    American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to w
    ge daily consumption of beer in Sydney is ten and three q
    FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
    I'm sensing large dripping globs of chocolate. * Troi
    Join STET--Society To Eliminate Taglines
    Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
    At right, I am a licensed cleavage inspector.
    I think...therefore, I am a conservative.
    This country needs more unemployed politicians.
    "Something GOOFY this way comes!"
    A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
    It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
    "So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Mmmmm......"
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Dec 31 16:01:20 2019
    Open Mouth, Insert Foot, Chew Carefully.
    I've used Basic so long, my brain has gonesub permanently
    Dahmer re-arrested on way to Waco carrying BBQ sauce...
    bison, (b'zon), (n.) - Sexually confused male child.
    Oxymoron: Thorough Briefer.
    A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
    That is a two part question ...
    Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da
    I would save the whales if knew where to put them.
    Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
    Is a Naval Aide really a Belly-button Assistant?
    The bird that can sing and won't sing must be made to sin
    Are you trying to yank my chain, buddy?
    FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
    The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1s
    Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
    Don't be a schmuck... BE A SCHMUCK!
    OS/2 2.1: Windows with bullet proof glass
    Schshschshchsch.
    Get your exercise as a pallbearer for exercising friends.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Jan 1 16:01:24 2020
    Fake SPEED's Censor %%%% %%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%%%
    It takes all Types(tyles) and I want them ALL!
    Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try
    ... *Never* complain too loudly, or they may hand you the
    Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
    One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. Lazaru
    And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt.
    Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
    Make like, Madonna and be on your toes.
    Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time avai
    We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing!
    Ave Maria, Gee it's good to see ya...
    Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale
    Tact is the unsaid part of what you're thinking.
    City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
    ----------This Tagline is blank to save space------------
    Opportunities do not wait.
    Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law.
    'Transporting really is the safest way to travel.' --Geor
    Rush is just another misguided manure salesman.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Jan 2 16:01:26 2020
    Have the computer beep me, when it is ready.
    She aches, just like a woman...
    Think honk if you're telepathic
    Dragons: Cuddly Flamethrowers.
    Madness takes a toll make sure you have the exact change.
    Fun with Greek #4: Fee, ?, fo, fum!
    Advice (noun): the smallest current coin.
    Was Jimi Hendrix's Modem A Purple Hayes?
    The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
    Took an hour to bury the cat. Damned thing kept moving.
    Bytebrothers..children of the ARCLITE!
    I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
    Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
    Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
    Was Tasha Yar the Enterprise's expert on Data entry?
    A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
    Hey, where can I get a father board?
    If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what
    Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
    This tagline is shareware, register it for $10.00.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Jan 3 16:01:30 2020
    Bobbitt Penis Not Found: (R)etry (L)ook on roadside (Q)ui
    I'm not hostile! I'll kill the #%! that said that!
    Look, mom: No monitor!
    Does "gay 90s" have anything to do with Clinton's Army?
    Variables won`t; constants aren`t; dummies can't.
    We do what we can but it's never enough.
    cf. Alma's "Meine Leibeswerbung mit Darryl Basner."
    If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
    Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDDT!
    Is this drive really moving with my head parked?
    Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped.
    A harp is a nude piano.
    Tech support: Do you see your cursor? Caller: No, I'm here all alone.
    Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3
    Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball
    BUSH.SYS corrupted, recommend optimizing politics.
    I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! R:BASE!
    I slept with Joe Isuzu <- she's lying
    A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
    It is, after all, only a moment in the infinity of time.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Jan 4 16:01:20 2020
    Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
    If you want to understand something, try to change it.
    A thing of shreds and zatches.
    Just testing my offline mail reader, resume the echo.
    A pound of Flex-ex and a blasting cap cures hackin
    That's what I get for writing this shit sober.
    Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...
    Jenny's engaging in another of those Real-Life Simulation
    All's well that ends well.
    Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees.
    Sometimes big splashes are just ripples in the pool.
    Inform Star Fleet we have engaged the Borg. Wedding on S
    ..not likely I'll jump on the bare minimum, though....
    I used to have a life. Now I have DOOM.
    Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
    Home sweet home..the place everybody should work..
    Change is the essential process of all existence.
    The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
    Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
    Only Bill Clinton would take police witnesses to an extra
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Jan 5 16:02:32 2020
    The Next Skull On The Necklace Is Mine
    Celibacy is *NOT* hereditary.
    If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
    LISTEN to your children
    Are you being Served"...
    Now all I need is some talent - Tom as has-been actor
    The only red menace in America is the sunburn.
    UNKNOWN WARNING... Contact your local dealer
    Close your eyes and press escape three times.
    Sleep is for those who can't handle Cyberspace
    "The Turtle Moves."
    This is Harry Connick SENIOR's girlfriend - Mike
    DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
    OFFLINE 1.52 "Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall."
    A man without a woman is like a fish without a bic
    I'm dyslexic, so is my girlfriend, together we do 96
    Sirens: What you hear in a Japanese library.
    Legal Marijuana needs true glaucoma patients.
    Oxymoron--open-minded liberal.
    Oxymore = Authentic Replica ...
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Jan 6 16:01:22 2020
    It is better to suffer wrong than to do it.
    "Dammit, What's the problem?" (BIG KICK) - O'Brien; DS9
    "Bones! That! feels! wonderful!" "It's head, Jim."
    It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
    I! am! Kirkutus! -- of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! -- assim
    On the cutting edge of software evolution...
    Patience NOW!
    History is made at night.
    The past is not what it will be.
    I'm not so think as you dumb I am.
    Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up.
    I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
    Only the good die young. Note the average age in Congress
    How come wrong numbers are never busy!
    Heresy lays foundations for progress.
    The 'danes can inherit the Earth--I'm going to the stars!
    First, you take a leek---
    th; It's always worse than they say it is; and People are
    I'm too young for alzheimers. I have sometimers disease.
    "Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn..
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Jan 7 16:01:22 2020
    The west wasn't won with a registered gun.
    If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT
    "To HELL with the Prime Directive...FIRE!"
    Too stupid to know what I'm involved in.
    Help the economy today...Go out and Buy something!
    The words we use can compound our problems.
    Guess????? retain files, or any other key to refo
    Give me Jazz, Classic or Rock, but not cRap.
    Meaningless quotes a specialty.
    We are the Knights who say, "Neep!"
    Drive defensively, buy yourself a tank.
    SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
    Immortality consists largely of boredom.
    Fanatic: Can't change his mind; won't change the subject.
    Some people say I should keep my ????????? mouth shut!!!!
    IBM - Making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
    Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
    SMOREPLAY: What Smurfs do before they smuck.
    Have you uploaded clip art today?
    I invented dehydrated water, but I didn't know what to ad
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Jan 8 16:01:22 2020
    Pieces of eight, pieces of nine...Awk parrotty error!
    All's well that ends.
    No matter where you go ... There you are.
    Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
    Those who are prospering do not argue about taxes.
    Don't follow this message too closely!
    "I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
    Toot. Tee. Toot. Toot. - Mike hums to lame jazz music
    Punch Farr: Vulcan S&M
    Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too?
    Make like, the birds and flock off.
    As I told you before, I never repeat myself.
    I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill.
    Rush is an obnoxious twit. I know, he's at all the meetin
    sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
    Ever wonder how deep the ocean would be if sponges didn't
    We are the most intelligent planet on earth" - Dan Quayle
    IF WINDOWS$="Useful" THEN HELL$<32F
    Confucius say: "Man who put head in dryer bound to get so
    ?retteb notroN ro slootCP Is
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Jan 9 16:01:22 2020
    Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing? ? Data
    Girlfriend & dog assimilated...reward for return of dog.
    We'll try to keep the dog off your lawn.  Sisko
    Ignisecond - Moment after locking the door, realizing the
    Now, witness the power of this FULLY operational Tagline!
    I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
    Do well, hear of it never. Do ill, hear of it forever.
    jects.
    My God .... it's full of stars!
    One hand cannot applaud.
    And now, my head will implode. [SCHULMPFH]
    Sacred cows make good hamburgers!
    As long as its not a _glass_ eye...
    A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth.
    DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN!!!!!!!!!!! - Pauly Shore
    Little boats should keep near the shore.
    Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.
    To Baldly go where....where did my hair go?  Picard
    Let yourself go! No one wants you.
    Oxymoron: Perhaps Certainly.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Jan 11 16:01:22 2020
    "Eureka!" said Archimedes to the skunk.
    I suffer from C R S ... Can't remember sh-t
    I want my, I want my, I want my XRS! howmanycharactersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintoonetaglineanyway?
    This *is* my costume.
    Politically correct term for 'Zombies' is Bill Clinton.
    If I could, I would, but I can't, so I won't
    Hey! This is just like the REAL world!
    Go away or I'll taunt you a second time!
    Hello, my serial number is?@??????@?
    Corvette, the ultimate of ultimates
    Raptor ? The ultimate game of Skill and Survival.
    Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State.
    Tag. You're it!
    Think much, speak little, and write less.
    I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornog
    Readers beware: I don't know what I'm saying.
    Librarian Party: Bring your own books and beer.
    Sign outside the brothel reads: Your pleasure is our busi
    OFFLINE 1.50 "If at first you don't succeed, blame it on
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Jan 12 16:02:46 2020
    It's 10pm, do you know where your tagline is?
    I wonder how humanity managed to survive?
    ARJ -? > PRN ? New novel from James Clavell
    A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
    End of Message - Stop reading.
    No matter how you slice it, it's still a golf ball
    This message was written in the Key of H-Flat.
    The man on top walks a lonely street.
    Nuke'm til they glow, then shoot'em in the dark!
    Gawd I love blondes. NOT!
    _NOW_ I understand!
    Comp Scis have bigger hard disks.
    Truncate (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena"
    TYNH ? "Windows is the only OS I'll ever need" - Joe Sieg
    So long, and thanks for all the fish!
    Boys will be boys, & so will some middle-aged men.
    Squeeze me gently. I'm under a LOT of pressure.
    I can't remember which taglines are mine and which I stol
    If anyone approaches with intent of doing you good, run.
    Attitude adjustments $29.95. Alignment extra.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Jan 13 16:01:20 2020
    I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
    CD-WOM, Wead onwy memowy.
    If you can't speak softly, just use the stick.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
    Reality: Crutch for people who can't read science fiction
    I don't have a solution but I do admire the problem.
    ...MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors.
    File Not Found. Smack USER and retry. <G>
    Help! I'm addicted to taglines!
    Don't mind me, I've just lost my mind.
    Oh that? I was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
    I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
    I've seen the truth and it makes no sense.
    Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fisherme
    We all have our darker side. We need it...
    Run like hell!
    The best way to refold a map is differently.
    In case of dire emergency read manual.
    If it works ,rip it apart & find out WHY !
    GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOAARRR!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Jan 14 16:01:26 2020
    Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
    From The Valley of The Dulls - Lehigh Valley,
    "Bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
    For THIS I bought a computer?
    Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/min
    RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
    Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
    Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
    REALITY is for everyone 'cept Liberals...!
    Put all your eggs in one basket, and WATCH THAT BASKET!
    ?tagline?
    Fundamentalist Christianity: Please help find the cure.
    Lorena Bobbit's Circumcision Service - open 24 hours.
    Is the Sysop looking? No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER
    One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft
    Use Windex On Your Windows
    Save pennies. Make your own bullets!
    Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
    I've seen you before. Milk carton?
    Duke Nukem 3D ? Why don't YOU try saving the world someti
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Jan 15 16:01:24 2020
    Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning
    I need everything; do you have it??
    Be vewwy vewwy quiet ... I'm hunting for tagwines!
    I show a clear pattern of unpredictability.
    I forgot to buy some more memory again...
    He has too many lice to feel an itch.
    ?'m ??t ?ld ?'m ?hr???l?g??ll? ?h?ll??g?d.
    It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating.
    Are we there yet Papa Smurf??
    Pockalanche - Perpetual action where items fall out of a
    All politics is based on the indifference of the majority
    It works better if you plug it in.
    Hoist a green beer...or a green milkshake, which every ap
    The dough stops here.
    Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat t
    I  my dog,  my cat, and I don't  baby seals. Have a 
    Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
    *** <- Tribbles === <- Dissected tribbles.
    Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Jan 16 16:01:22 2020
    OOPS! I gotta go, here comes my keeper!
    If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
    If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!
    Tom: May I just remind you to BITE ME?!
    All this significance - what does it mean?
    This isn't a holodeck, darling, this is real. ? O'Brien
    Hi June, how's the beaver?
    Raptor ? The ultimate game of Skill and Survival.
    "Remind me to thank John for this lovely weekend." - Ian
    Please go away.
    ?h? ? ???? m???M ?? ??g
    Old computers never die, they just become video games.
    Nutrasecond -The few seconds of pleasure before the after
    A reasonable man accomplishes nothing.
    He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
    NOT a dittohead.
    A game: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's luggage?
    Shit Happens.
    So much Work, so little Time; lets go get a beer.
    At least a toad can eat what bugs him.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Jan 17 16:01:18 2020
    A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices.
    DEEP HURTING plus FANTASYLAND: Now playing at the White H
    My haystack had no needle!
    Oxymoron: A truthful Republican.
    Polaroid: What a polar bear gets from sitting on ice.
    "Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf?
    * BCSUTI Version 1.0
    Nothing vouchered, nothing gained.
    Stupid People shouldn't breathe
    Dead, huh? Well, that's one less thing. ? Beverly
    O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist.
    Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
    Chelsea Clinton: Dad, meet my new steady...Rush Limbaugh!
    Welcome to Deep 13, formerly Gizmonic Institute
    I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again.
    Mr. Scott, energize. Hey! Where'd that pink bunny come f
    Tyrannical moderators are jokes. Don't be a joke.
    Not now, Kato.
    The heart is not a logical organ.
    Hey, my (fill in the name) won't connect with anything at
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Jan 19 16:02:40 2020
    I h atemy Space b ar.
    Set Phrases on Pun
    So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
    Oxymoron: Vulcan Sentimentality.
    Dogs crawl under fences, software crawls under Windows.
    Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
    If $$$ doesn't grow on trees, why are they green?
    This tagline self-destructs when U <ENTER>
    Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking
    Oops! You found another "Undocumented Feature!"
    "Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler
    Please change the channel...
    Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
    Frag, frag, frag, till her daddy takes her shotgun away!
    Sorry, not tonight. My hair hurts.
    !CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
    BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
    D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
    We now return to "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid" - Tom
    "But, Mom, I hate my little sister." " Shutup and eat you
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Jan 20 16:01:22 2020
    Surprise due today. Also the rent.
    Here Fido, Fetch. Get the stick Fido. Stick, Dumb Fido!
    Open some Windows and let some Fresh air in....
    Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic
    Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
    Official Teen Echo Jester (By appointment of Sir Jimmy th
    If It's Bug Free, It's Time to Make Changes.
    I have a mind like a steel...uh...thingamajig...
    Password:
    If you love something set it free, if it doesn't come bac
    Oxymoron: Odd Irony.
    Homo sum; humani nihil a me alienum puto.
    Oxymoron: Down Escalator.
    I'd better make like a hockey player and get the puck out
    Good greeeeef, what kind of tagline is that anyhow?
    Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
    Cat Game #6: fit into the smallest space possible.
    I'm a 10th generation A.I. holographic computer. I'm not
    We have two ears and one tongue, use them likewise.
    Is it me or does noone care about punctuation here
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Jan 21 16:01:24 2020
    Don't overestimate the decency of the human race.
    Remember when safe sex used to mean putting the car in Pa
    Fr?he Weihnachten und ein G?tes Neues Jahr -German Christ
    The words we use can compound our problems
    Any given program will expand to fill available memory
    Blake Stone ? If reality is what you want... play DOOM.
    All in good time...
    I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
    If you get up one time more than you fall you will make i
    Was Jimi Hendrix's Modem A Purple Hayes?
    The Bible doesn't need to be rewritten, it needs to be re
    FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIVE_ME_ONE
    It's Late. Go To Sleep.
    Reality is for people who can't handle BBSing
    I told Juan Valdez to get his ass out of my pantry.
    Life is a collection of low-probability events.
    Are we live or on tape?
    This tagline left blank to avoid Clinton tagline tax!
    (Unregistered)
    Oxymoron: Race walking.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Jan 22 16:01:26 2020
    Cyranno Blues - Brief depression after finding late mail
    Fill'em up with ZIP standard sir? No, ARJ premium please!
    I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
    It was all so different before everything changed.
    "The more RAM you have, the better", MRim Tech Support.
    Married politicians DO IT to wife and country!
    That was ZEN -- this is TAO
    I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
    Choose your friends, allow your enemies to choose you.
    Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing.
    The Clinton Administration: Taxation Without Hesitation.
    Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper.
    Tagito ergo sum (I Tag, therefore I am).
    Bush Borg  The economy is irrelevant.
    A philosophy that can be put in a nutshell, belongs there
    "I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
    Boys will be boys, & so will some middle-aged men.
    Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
    My rubber duck keeps sinking...
    Press all the keys at once to continue...
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Jan 23 16:01:28 2020
    Eternity? Straight ahead, turn left at infinity.
    All this and brains, too!
    Take a minute to BEAT your Moderator.
    CAUTION! Man with tools.
    This is my tag,there're many like it,this one is mine.
    Oh Tasha, See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me!
    This is a test tag.
    Tonka buys out Toyota, no changes expected. News at 11.
    It's time for you to go down the #&)@$%#)% stairs!
    OFFLINE 1.52 "Error in Virtual Reality Simulator Control
    For Sale. Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Ala
    I'm the NRA, and if I can't vote twice, I'll shoot you.
    One man cannot summon the future.
    My baby she wrote me a letter...
    Hold the Mayo.
    OFFLINE 1.41 * We don't need no steenking tag lines...
    Oxymoron: Private e-mail.
    STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere!
    College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
    Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Jan 25 16:01:22 2020
    Best for a case of nerves is a case of beer.
    I'm BETAzoid. See? Here's the tape...
    A tagline a day keeps the moderator away.
    ROTT ? Hey! If you want it easy, play DOOM.
    This ?? tagline has ?? a lot of ?? bugs in ?? it ...
    Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epi
    Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my!
    Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rul
    Sure you can trust the government! Ask the Indians.
    Happy as a Pig in Mud!
    Precinct toilets stolen! Police have nothing to go on.
    This message will self destruct in 5 seconds...5..4..3..2
    Have you ever wondered why they call it "Bangkok"?
    The dough always stops over there.
    PeeWee Herman....Aw, why beat a dead horse..<grin>
    Cow with 2 legs missing = Lean Beef.
    Be consistent - but don't do it all the time.
    Make like, a tree and leave.
    MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
    My GOD Jim, its a BBS, not a doctor...
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Jan 24 16:01:28 2020
    Taglines R Us (January Clearance Now In Progress!)
    PANIC!!! 4) Frantic search for the guilty 5) Punishment o
    Home of DOORLIB, the QB45 "DOOR LIBrary"
    This won't hurt, I promise.
    Everyone is entitled to my opinion... FREE!
    Oxymoron: Civil War.
    Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer...
    Gary Trudeau for President!
    I come in peace.
    Tips: Wages we pay other people's hired help.
    Coffin not available. Press F10 to cremate
    Don't use no double negatives.
    I'll respect animal rights if they sign the Constitution.
    A re-edit a day keeps those nasty moderators away!
    Its fatal to be appreciated in one's own time.
    ...and in between are the doors.
    Let me just patronize you a bit - Crow
    Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!
    Betcha Bo don't know SALT!
    Cat? I had a cat once, kinda tasted like chicken
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Jan 18 16:01:28 2020
    Freedom is a hard-bought thing - A gift no man can give.
    Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts to mankind.
    I'll just nip out and shoot myself.
    CAUTION! Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn a
    Pervish cooking -- true culinary delight.
    The most harmful error has not yet been discovered in you
    Humor always plays very close to the hot fire of truth.
    DEFINITION: COBOL- Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Langua
    Bushido does not mean what it sounds like.
    If I had my way, I'd have all of them shot!
    Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
    Dumb v2.0: Upgrade from stupid.
    I challenge you to a tagline duel.
    After all is said and done, more is said then done
    Oxymoron: Vegetarian chili.
    The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday
    It's so cold here that even the ice cubes are shivering!!
    Red giant seeking white dwarf for binary relationship.
    He compresses the most words into the smallest ideas.
    One kid I put thru college, the other I put thru a wall.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Jan 26 16:02:52 2020
    Terminally clueless!!
    Tuba or not tuba?
    "Begin the day with a friendly voice.": Rush
    I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
    One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
    ? ?Qu?? ?
    Vesele' Va'noce a s~t~astny' novy' rok! -Czech Christmas
    Help stamp out unfriendly conference moderators!
    See the Future; See OS/2. Be the Future; Run OS/2.
    BEING from another planet, I didn't have much to do - Tom
    Put the cat out? Didn't know it was on fire.
    (A)bort (R)etry (T)hermonuclear Re-education
    I am the root of some evil... send some money.
    I'm as pure as the driven slush.
    Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.
    SQWERTY -- Child sized Keyboards
    Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.
    Honestly officer @TO@, I've never seen that Tagline befor
    It's not a Mystery Reader anymore.
    ????? Pumpkin teeth...
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Jan 27 16:01:28 2020
    Don't know your A:\ from a hole in the ROM?...
    GOD is Real... unless declared as an Integer
    This message is everywhere at once.
    Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
    I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
    Sacred cows make good hamburgers!
    If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
    Harpo of Borg: honk ho
    NO, NO, Nurse! I said 'prick his Boil!' Ouch!!
    Sushi--known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait."
    Reduce CO2 Emissions - Stop Breathing!
    Pepsi signs Lorena Bobbitt as the new "SLICE" spokesperso
    Progress implies a direction.
    Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare some
    I can resist everything/anything except temptation
    "I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc
    An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
    "The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you." - Odo (to Qua
    "It matters not so much what you sing, but why..."
    I can't come back. I don't know how it works!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Jan 28 16:01:30 2020
    Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
    From the Desk of the Happy Hacker...
    Rush:"If I can't misquote it, I don't want it."
    Help! Help! A BBS is eating my computer! HELP!!!
    He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks.
    I never liked you, and I always will
    To err is human - To Assimilate BORG!
    Hoooow much is that Blooonde in the window!?
    Trombonists do it in seven positions.
    Tagline? What's a tagline?
    Coffee and EchoMail are my favorite things in the morning
    Please change the channel...
    "Bother", said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
    I just keep my eyes closed and hope the best
    Promote kiddy porn & kid killers...join the ACLU.
    Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.
    Originator out of cigarettes: Taglines may become irrati
    Vegetarians eat vegetables-Beware of humanitarians
    Things are always at their best in the beginning. - Pasca
    Say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Jan 30 16:01:26 2020
    In any case = In any box ???
    BEER.CAN not found, USER.EXE not loaded <<
    If you bow at all, bow low.
    PRESS RETURN FOR NEXT MESSAGE
    Warning! Moderators send off-topic notices. Warning!
    SCSI = Software Geek Full Employment Act of 1991
    "One good thing about the apocalypse: always plenty of pa
    **FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
    "He's dead, Jim. Cripes! Only 73? & a box of Tic Tacs!"
    Have you played T.A.G. lately?
    I know where the Second Foundation really is!
    CAMARO: Can't America Make A Real One?
    Two cans, Per man, Per day, Perhaps
    "So, do you live around here often?" s.w.
    Caution: Slow Children at Play!
    This discussion is hanging by a thread.
    Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida
    I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
    Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
    He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wall
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Jan 31 16:01:20 2020
    An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure...
    My computer practices Binary Bisexuality!
    Make like, a tomato and ketchup.
    Hit ALT-H for free D/L credits? Ok!!! #+&+^% NO CARRIER
    It's always darkest when the light bulb has blown.
    Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love yo
    General Failure reading Tagline.
    Precious, they steals the taglinesss.
    Thief wanted for Adventure. Apply with Gandalf the Grey.
    Some folks feel that beauty times brains is a constant.
    Do something unusual today. Pay my phone bill.
    The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.
    See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
    I gotta bad feeling about this...
    Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
    If it's not true, it's quite easily found.
    The west wasn't won with a registered gun.
    Drain bamage? No thanks, I already have some.
    ASM - For those who want to think almost like a computer,
    The universe is laughing behind your back
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Feb 2 16:02:20 2020
    The Sex Maniacs Guide - by Rippernickerszov
    LUCIFERnet raising HEll coast to coast!
    Chipmunks roasting on an open fire ...
    Old computers never die, they just become video games.
    My foolish parents taught me to read and write.
    "Barney = Satan... I have proof!" - S.W., SCN-Net
    Don't worry. We're on a mission from God.
    I have a ? YEN ? for things like that
    Accelerate your P.C.! (like, say... 9.8 m/s^2?)
    Don't feed the hand that bites you.
    War is never imperative.
    Oxymoron: Systematically at Random.
    Never say you know a man until you have divided
    !enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
    In politics. an absurdity is not a handicap. - Nap
    It's over when the fat lady sits on your face.
    My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?...
    No tax collector will ever enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
    I can't be out of money! I have checks left!
    Excuse me for butting in. But, I'm interrupt-driven.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Feb 3 16:01:26 2020
    Jeff...
    A woman's only a woman, a good cigar's a smoke.
    I'm not worthless! I can always serve as a bad example!
    "Duke Nukem 3D will be extremely violent." - George Brous
    This message is everywhere at once.
    Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to.
    The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
    If ET married Peter Cetera, would he then be ET Cetera ?
    This tagline protected by an attack cat.
    A Qmodem is a happy modem!
    Don't panic.
    If I didn't know now what I didn't know then
    Dragonslayer needed. Immediate position available.
    Saying this, we say what's been handed down.
    I use Windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my ...
    This note edited for the ironically impaired.
    If anyone has an idea why do I this, keep it to yourself
    Famous last words: "Go ahead Lorena, I dare you!
    move along folks... just an off-topic message... nothing
    I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Feb 5 16:01:28 2020
    I used to be a terrible flirt, but I'm much better at it
    I am NOT and animal! NOT!
    Opposing action systems do not execute simultaneously.
    Study of the Glutius Maximus - By Ben Dover
    "Thus conscience does make cowards of us all," -- Hamlet
    Antlers in the Tree Tops by Who Goosed the Moose
    Everywhere You Look...(at least around my office)
    I'll have two brains on drugs with bacon, toast and juice
    And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
    Do not believe in miracles - rely upon them.
    I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less
    Dogs crawl under fences, software under Windows.
    Hello, I am part number ??????????
    God is Pro-Life.
    This tag is old, wore-out, and stolen 325 times!
    Incorrect..please try again...
    PC's --- the junk bonds of the computer industry.
    At Intel, quality is job .99999999563
    During sex I fantasize I'm someone else -- Richard Lewis
    Floppy disk - A disk that flops
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Feb 6 16:01:22 2020
    I'm Homer of Borg. You will be.....ooooh Donuts!
    REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker!
    Shill: Guy who loses $2000 at a table, & leaves smiling.
    ...as American as English muffins and French toast.
    A mechanics worst nightmare...
    We came, we saw, we BBSed.
    Tessie, the Porshe 959 of Offline Reader Editors!
    I come unbundled.
    Reversing entropy is everyone's business.
    PATH=C:\LESS\TRAVELED
    I'm making this up as I go along.
    Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
    Beer bellies = great waist.
    Let yourself go! No one wants you.
    Nollaig Shona Duit -Gaelic/Irish Christmas
    From the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe...
    Is a PC a symbol of Immaculate Contraption?
    If there was a nuclear bombing, would I be alive to care?
    "Go 'head and steal my tagline... it flatters me."
    If you're feeling good, don't worry; you'll get over it.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Jan 29 16:01:20 2020
    I didn't vote for Clinton--or for her husband.
    "The Balm of Gilead, the Rock of Ages, you are Jehovah!"
    Tho{jad of the Just-Happy-Enough-To-Piss-Everyone-Else-Of
    It stinks more every time you run over a skunk..
    Nepotism is fine as long as you keep it in the family.
    He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
    Confucius says that man with four balls cannot walk!
    No executive ever devotes any effort to proving himself w
    The buck doesn't even slow down here!
    Famous Last Words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car
    Notice how Carter and Clinton are both Bills????
    Welcome to hell -- here's your copy of Windows
    Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality.
    Doug: Limbless man beside a hole in the ground
    Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
    Apogee Software ? The Height of Gaming Excitement
    I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD] -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticker
    Oxymoron: Escort GT.
    And after we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
    It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Feb 1 16:01:24 2020
    Set free the bears! And the pandas!
    Official host of the OFF-TOPIC conference.
    DON'T throw away your 2? words. I collect them!
    "I am not a crook," Mr. Nixon said resignedly.
    Oxymoron: A Catholic WASP
    If it works, don't fix it!
    <swoosh> Oh honey! <swoosh> I want you! <swoosh> "NOT now
    Inquiring minds couldn't care less!
    Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man.
    Everyone is gifted. but some open the package sooner.
    THINK! or THWIM!
    Did you know 90% of all pig skins in Oz are used to hold
    Make like, a cheerleader and split.
    id Software ? You ?eta QUAKE!
    Software Creations ? If it's not here it's not worth havi
    Oxymoron: A compassionate Republican.
    Were going to make you IBM compatible HAL
    I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant.
    All politics is based on the indifference of the m
    Now, witness the power of this FULLY operational Tagline!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Feb 4 16:01:20 2020
    Three can keep a secret, if two are dead...
    New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
    My Biscuits are Burnin'! - Yosemite Sam
    Here is my fist, please run towards it very fast.
    Happy is the child whose father died rich.
    Security, confine Ensign Stude to the brig.
    OFFLINE 1.50 "The backup's not over 'til the fat table s
    My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was repo
    TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket.
    Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing
    Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more th
    "His bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!"
    head.
    Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer
    ...Don't Sweat The Petty Things, Pet The Sweaty Things...
    NC Beach Bum Here!!
    Watch out! There's a tagline pirate about!
    I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is futile.
    Use the Force, Luke.
    Energy! +39.2.341248 +39.2.3492783. Why be normal?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Feb 7 16:01:34 2020
    shin (n.) - device for finding furniture in the dark.
    That's all Folks
    Beauty is often in the thighs of the beholder.
    I'm pushing 60, and that's enough exercise for me.
    "So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Mmmmm......"
    Make like, a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
    Most important languages for getting into programming tod
    Hell hath no pizza (probably no Thai restaurants, either)
    Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo.
    C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
    Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
    Do you trust your ROM to make decisions?
    "Scotty! Beam me aboard!" "Aye sir! Will a 2x4 do?"
    Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send donations to:
    Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting.
    Here today, dawn tomorrow.
    She seems almost lifelike - Crow
    Keyboard is unattached. Press F10 to continue
    Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
    Savador Dali:Surreal Killer!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Feb 8 16:01:20 2020
    If you want it done right, forget Microsoft.
    A day without sunshine is like a night.
    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
    And there was much rejoicing.
    Insufficient disk space, abandon all hope here and now.
    Nothing positive ever came from a negative thought.
    I like work... I can sit and watch it for hours.
    Please wash your monitor after reading this message.
    Of course I'm sure the above is a simplification.
    Next time I will try English.
    Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it.
    Doctor who? It's the Doctor!
    Ma always did say that I had a screw loose.
    Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
    Shakespearecomm...transmits up to 14,400 bard
    Success of those we dislike proves that luck exists. =POLICE=TAGLINE==DO=NOT=CROSS==POLICE=TAGLINE==DO=NOT=CRO
    The easy way is always mined.
    This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 32 days.
    One atom bomb can ruin your whole day
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Feb 9 16:02:26 2020
    "Wee?"
    D.A.M.N. = Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia.
    We are always the same age inside.
    <BOOM!> ACME Exploding Tagline...5....4....3...<BOOM!>..
    Don't have a Pentium, spent everything on girlfriend
    Gawd I love blondes. NOT!
    Draw from your fine command of language and say nothing.
    We have the right to survive!
    Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
    I don't drink water, says Soleil LaPierre. Fish f**k in
    Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
    It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
    Health is the slowest rate at which one can die.
    "The answer is 42."
    Spackle that drive...
    I'm a modemer and I'm OK, I post all night and I s
    "Keep trying. We need to find out more about A Tagging we
    Please don't kill the messenger.
    Pigmy: Canadian slang for Pass the backbacon eh!
    WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Feb 10 16:01:20 2020
    V_o^o_V Cursors! Foiled Again!
    SysOps never sleep!
    The reason the government thinks you're just a
    I'm not short, I am Vertically challenged.
    Don't just do something, stand there!
    Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
    *** No Response Required ***
    Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
    Long live The Great Electronic Underground.
    A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
    If I'd miss you when you're gone - would you leave now?
    Blaming others can become a satisfying way of life.
    (A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant?
    (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
    Formatting ?????????????????????????????????????????????
    If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille
    Anyone know how to get chocolate out of the toaster?
    A fool and his money are some party.
    The Magic of Windows:? Turns a 486 into a XT.
    Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Feb 11 16:01:24 2020
    A pain in the butt may be a friend in need.
    Quick! Say something profound in 45 characters or le.
    Pc-Visie Software-support 03403-75946 of 's avonds 01834-
    The more I learn, the less I know.
    His face was filled with broken commandments.
    'Paid off'? What does that mean?
    Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I
    Be like Mike.
    Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me. (Jeffery Dalhmer)
    User logging on...300 baud....300 BAUD?!?!..<click>...NO
    Life is a sexually transmitted disease ... no cure!
    Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
    Are you ready to QUAKE?
    I finally found myself ... that's why I'm not here!
    Janet Reno is "Big Sister!"
    And God said, "Let there be 28.8k bps!" and ITU-T said "W
    Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER
    Starfleet motto: "Don't attack; we're incredibly lucky!"
    Call me anything, but don't call me late for dinner.
    Rotocoronetic - Person who eats corn on the cob in an up
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Feb 12 16:01:26 2020
    How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the tank wit
    Cowards take hostages, Klingons do not.--Worf
    Don't Look Back. Something might be gaining on you.
    Theme song of J.W. Bobbitt's doctor: "Try to Re-Member...
    NR] ? Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.
    That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
    "But mom, I don't like the cat." "Shutup and eat your di
    Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
    Bite but keep your backs against the wall.
    Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore
    People! Can't live with em, Can't live without em!
    I want to be immortal by not dying -W.Allen
    All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
    Group Insurance: A gross of condoms.
    "Squeeek I tell you, Squeeek!"
    If you can't run with the big dogs... stay on the porch!
    Serious tagline
    Read messages, not taglines.
    Nothing could be finah than to be in Carolina!
    REMEMBER that the only proper way to exit a door is ALT-H
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Feb 13 16:01:20 2020
    MMmm MMmmm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup!
    Let he who takes a Monday plunge return it by Tuesday.
    In God we trust; all others we voice verify.
    File not found. (A)abort, (R)retry, (S)smack the friggin
    The majority isn't silent--the government is deaf!
    A mind is a terrible thing to...uhhh...I forget...
    People are still having sex?
    I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.
    Money is the root of all bills.
    "Transporter chief Miller, beam the landing party to the
    * SLMR 2.1a * Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!
    Learning without thought is labor lost.
    Do blondes prefer gentlemen?
    I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my d
    Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin!
    "Rule Four: I don't want to catch anybody not drinking."
    Make like, peanut butter and jam.
    Programming: The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper.
    Militant Agnostic--I don't know and you don't either!
    Wait ... Sex isn't merely anything.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Feb 14 16:01:26 2020
    Reply not necessary; just send money.
    We have all the rights in the world - until we try to use
    Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
    Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player!
    ?????h?? ?C*hanks for hanging up, dear.
    The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings.
    Motorcycle riders DO IT with chains.
    Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.
    Eval Day 856 * What a dead beat!
    Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it.
    Antlers in the Treetops - By Hugh Goos deMoos
    The Magic of Windows:? Turns a 486 into a XT.
    "Even in the future...booze satisfies!"
    Just taggin' along for the Rime.
    Vote for a Good Clinton - Vote for Socks in '94.
    I'd rather have a cup of tea than go to bed with someone
    The greatest man in history was the poorest.
    Sick? Twisted? Perverted? I like that in a person!
    Have you clubbed an ignorant liberal today?
    If all read in coments were voiced the day would have to
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Feb 15 16:01:26 2020
    "I'm so cool you could keep a slab of meat in me." - Zaph
    Hey man, you can't prove nothing. I was at home.
    Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 am.
    Users never appreciate computers, until they're down.
    They just don't make good cough syrup anymore
    It's kind of fun doing the impossible.
    A career is a job that has gone on too long.
    ... Surf naked!
    |------- Paste here your favourite tag -------|
    But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
    How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
    Michael is trying to fix the mars probe.
    Hmm..Wonder what this red button doe..*%^$*%^&$#(*^% NO
    Did Qfront Originate In The Q Continuum?
    A man in the house is worth two on the street - Mae West.
    If everything seems to be going well, you've probably ove
    Welcome to the Future! It's just starting now ...
    Character doesn't matter! (The Press)
    C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\DIE
    If we can't fix it -- we'll fix it so nobody can.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Feb 17 10:42:42 2020
    If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
    Microbiology Lab: Staph Only
    Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
    Speed Scares you? But Micro$oft Windows!
    The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdresse
    Aural Sex produces eargasms
    Bunnies and beer don't mix.
    Insert disk with \HURTME.COM and strike Worf when ready.
    Standards are Wonderful! So many to pick from!
    Are you prepared to defend yourself?
    Just give me what the Dr.ordered..OHHOOO Dr Pepper..
    .The little engine that could would've done it sooner as
    <CTRL>+<ALT>+<DEL> to continue...
    Those who can, do. Those who can't, write the manual.
    I  my dog,  my cat, and I  baby harp seals.
    Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!!
    TV Truth: Explosions in space make noise.
    Oxymoron: Lead Crystal.
    Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf.
    An OLX serial number is a terrible thing to lose.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Feb 17 16:01:22 2020
    My other car is a Galaxy Class Starship, need a ride?
    Pine Farr: Vulcan sex in the wilderness
    All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a malle
    Overdrawn at the memory bank again
    Only they can conquer who believe they can.
    Now and then an honest person goes into politics.
    A: Not Ready. Formatting C: while waiting...
    Lorena Bobbitt: She's got his whole gland in her hand.
    "Have you lived in this village all your life?" "No, not
    Hey Mr Sysop, Upgrade me or %$^&NO CARRIER
    Nothing is intuitive, in its fullest form.
    Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo -Portuguese Christmas
    I was changed into a tadpole. I knew about metamorphosis
    Twenty-four hour banking: I just don't have time for it.
    Mac error msg: "Like, dude, something, uh, went wrong..."
    I escaped from a political correction facility...
    Get back to your stations!
    Humpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself.
    Now how much would you pay for all this? BUT, *Wait*! Do
    Extremism in anything is. Just extremism.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Feb 18 16:01:26 2020
    Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
    I am Butthead of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated.
    Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOO
    Join the Army ... Meet interesting people ... Kill them.
    Boot in the root! BAT in a FAT! Backup,backup,DAT,DAT,DAT
    I havent lost my mind its backed up on tape..
    Clones are people two.
    The Chairman of the Department of Redundancey Department
    A thing well said will be wit in all languages.
    Press any key to exit or any other key to continue.
    Bad spelers of the word, untie.
    This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.
    No baby on board - you can destroy my car now.
    Vegetarians eat vegetables-beware humanitarians
    Prosecutors will be shoplifted.
    "En boca cerrada no entran moscas."
    Life is a kind of trick.
    If it's not broke, let me take a crack at it.
    Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas.
    All generalizations are false (this one too)
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Feb 20 16:01:22 2020
    God is a comic playing to an audience afraid to laugh.
    If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.
    Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
    Gone Chopin, be Bach in a Minuet..
    No liberals = no progress = no computers = no BBSs.
    Caution--I was not hired for my disposition
    Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo...
    I'm so broke I can't even pay attention
    Lestat, you are the -damndest- creature!
    Romulan warbird decloaking sir... ??[???? NO CARRIER
    I believe virtually everything I read * David St. Hubbins
    (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
    PMDBM - Tomorrow's standard in Offline Mail handlers.
    Fumasphere - The row of seats adjacent to the smoking are
    "The THIGH-MASTER is now the DIE-MASTER!"
    Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c)
    Marriage = begging for money for upgrades!
    Smile. It's the second best thing done with YOUR lips.
    Someday your prints will come.--Kodak
    I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Feb 22 16:01:24 2020
    "Shhh! The Christians think they are up here alone."..God
    That's about as serious as I get! <grin>
    Super Turbo Edlin Deluxe for Win 3.1 w/OCR -- Here NOW!
    A good Christian does not think, a Good Christian obeys.-
    Warranty voided upon payment of invoice.
    .?????. i ???_ ?}{? ???D ??r Sp???!! .?????.
    Dollar: the jack of all trades.
    a) prophet b) priest c) saint d) monk e) nun of the above
    Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! --- Fa
    I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
    Scenery is here - wish you were beautiful.
    I'm not a stranger...only a friend you haven't met.
    If Einstein were black...would E=MC Hammer?
    I don't jog. It makes my beer foam.
    Deja Stew: leftovers
    Guess????? retain files, or any other key to refo
    Only Bill Clinton would take police witnesses to an extra
    "Old poets never die, they just ride off into the sonnet.
    Alaskan spill: Flow control problem... no EXXON/EXXOFF.
    "We'll send a card and flowers..."
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Feb 19 16:01:28 2020
    Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
    QWKRR128 - Read 'n' Reply offline with a C=128
    Dead Finks Don't Talk -ENO
    Scotty!, Hurry beam me u????? NO CARRIER
    "Mommy, mommy! Where's Fluffy?" "Shut up and finish your
    Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER
    Polish invention : Solar powered flashlights.
    Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.
    OS/2 is a tinkerer's dream!
    Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor h
    If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well
    It is better to be wise than to be smart.
    Of course Windows can multi-tas^}%#)*!@@@@}}^} NO CARRIER
    The Sheik Battles Bigfoot
    Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
    Friends don't let friends run Wildcat!
    Anybody got a magnet?
    Telecommunications is a bit far fetched.
    Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone...
    Incontinence Hotline... can you hold, please?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Feb 21 16:01:24 2020
    Humor is so subjective.
    Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
    I'd love to, but I left my body in my other clothes.
    But who shall Moderate the Moderators?
    And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
    Raptor ? The game of skilled, total destruction.
    Paging Dr. F! - Frank
    I did all that with EDLIN. No, really!
    It's a dead man's party...Who could ask for more?
    Beekeepers like to eat their honey.
    Sensors identify the aliens as "scrubbing bubbles", Sir.
    I bought a million lottery tickets... won a dollar, s.w.
    Is evil a child of the nature or nurture of the beast?
    Everything hurts ... and what doesn't don't work.
    And now, Lorena Bobbitt for the Papule Pocket Friend.
    Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
    I sentence you to hang by the neck until you cheer up.
    A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
    I first had sex on a farm, he said sheepishly.
    Happiness is a Warm Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer!!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Feb 23 16:02:40 2020
    The only chance I get to talk is while my wife inhales.
    Throw rocks at sea-birds..Leave no tern un-stoned.
    To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.
    In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?
    I smell smoke...
    She sells C shells
    Can you believe it - for once she is speechless!
    Oxymoron: Minor Greatness.
    Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts...on the final
    Big or small We tax them all.
    Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse protects the fuse.
    SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!
    If time heals all wounds, why does the belly button stay
    In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is k
    Contributions to the "Help Tom Upgrade acct" appreciated!
    OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!
    Computer: a device designed to drive human beings insane.
    Time travel instructions: "Fold along the dotted plane"
    Clinton: From a 60's Flower Child to a Blooming Idiot in
    Do test tube babies have navels...hmmmmmmmmm..???
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Feb 26 16:01:24 2020
    Make like, a bakery truck and haul buns.
    I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...OOoooooo! Doughnuts!
    G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie?
    Tinker gnomes invented Uzis?
    He's got bats in the belfry.
    Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
    Dial M for Mundane - Crow
    All things in moderation, including moderation!
    Math problems?? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-8y)/2+36x-17
    If you don't know the answer....make one up!
    "I need a home run hitter," Tom said ruthlessly.
    Do fish wonder where all the toes go after Labor Day?
    He's got the brains of a house plant.
    Warning! This tagline fails CRC check!
    I don't need directions. I need HELP!
    Biological love =/= chemical love.
    Familiarity breeds contempt, don't forget children also.
    Modern poets mix too much water with their ink. -Goethe
    'All Tokyo will be destroyed...' "Wow, she's PMSing bigti
    In ((STEREO)) where available.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Feb 28 16:01:22 2020
    Certum est quia impossibile est.
    Never settle for less than your best.
    I am not a tagline.
    "Now I wish I hadn't written so many tank games." -- Flyn
    Please, God, not *another* learning experience!
    My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am
    I got lost in thought. I was in unfamiliar territory.
    Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
    I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard...
    Atomic Bomb - Made in America, Tested in Japan
    Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.
    Even a cactus needs a little water now and then.
    No, it's a feature... Really.
    Flamers have uncontrollable vowel movements.
    Caution: Contents under pressure
    I said Crusher, NOT Crush her! Worf to his brother Kurn.
    Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low!
    The backup isn't over until the FAT table sings.
    I love the smell of Technology in the morning! ((((((((HYPNOTIC)))))))((((((((TAGLINE)))))))
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Feb 29 16:01:22 2020
    I like to sit and think. Mostly, I just sit.
    Live: Know the past, help the present, touch the future.
    An Antioch dare: "Bet you can't say 'yes' ten times in a
    g_ t_ h___ _ssh_l_ ---- Buy a vowel! Buy a vow
    "...and with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed"
    Does 'Bad FAT' mean disk has high cholesterol???
    and Yankee Trader
    Never mind the oxygen. This man's a donor.
    Billary...the first androgynous president!
    Never settle for less than your best.
    No reason for it; it's just my policy.
    All dressed up & nowhere to go.
    Smurfs spotted...Activating Magic Missile wand...
    Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
    Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 ..
    Christmas? I want to see the list of naughty girls!
    Teaching is the art of assisting discovery.
    Remember, one singer is not a duet.
    He's got the brains of a house plant.
     Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Feb 24 16:01:30 2020
    Oxymoron: Accidentally on Purpose.
    d to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating
    Oxymoron: Windows NT (New Technology).
    This hobby is as addictive as heroin, no question about i
    I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
    How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait..
    The choice: Roll over or stand up to the challenge.
    Go to a nude beach. Keep abreast of developments.
    NEWS! Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead
    "Under the Gyp-Gyp-Gypsy Moon..."
    Anyone would like Charles after seeing his Taglines!
    Any music that makes you feel good is GOOD MUSIC <RAP SUC
    Bad Command:(A)bort (R)etry (T)ake RAM hostage
    People will remember you better if you always wear the sa
    If you don't know what it does, don't fool with it!
    Drive A: format failed, formatting C: instead.
    I'd love to, but I'm being deported.
    A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.
    The only good leech is a dead leeeeeeeeeech!
    ?? jYm,s k0rAsp0ndAncE sk0l 0f edUmAkAtI0n ??
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Feb 25 16:01:24 2020
    Must finish...Tech Wars of Venusia - Crow as Shatner
    "Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help."
    I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
    Please Don't Honk; I can only go Warp 4
    Divorce Isn't the Answer. Shoot the Bitch.
    Betazoid modem: downloads the files it senses I want.
    [*] <-- Tribble wearing headphones
    Stamp out nouvelle cuisine in our lifetime!
    A billion here, a billion there, soon it is real money.
    My other tagline is being used on my CRAY Y-MP
    Get slimed...join the ACLU.
    Did someone say Soma?
    * <- Tribble . <- Honey I Shrunk the Tribble.
    I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T
    How do I set my phaser to tickle?
    I want........a shrubbery!
    BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
    Focault was a real swinger.
    Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas
    Help! It's fallen and I can't get it up.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Feb 27 16:01:26 2020
    Don't drink. You might shoot at tax collectors and miss.
    To wake a tiger, use a long stick.
    ONLINE? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
    Perot/Bush/Quayle: Billionaire, Skipper and Gilligan
    "Is that seat saved?" "No, but we're praying for it!"
    Friends don't let friends use Apples.
    I had a rabbit once. Tasted kinda like chicken.
    Come to L.A. & We'll treat you like a KING! .......LAPD
    For some: know God & know peace/others: no God & no peace
    Conceit is God's gift to little men.
    I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator
    Starring Joan Collins & Jackie Collins - Tom on shrews
    Posa in pace, a'bei sogni ristora
    Nobody has ever learned all of WordPerfect.
    Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
    Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in anything.
    'Tis near the night ... the day grows dim.
    Smiley faces were meant to be annoying.
    If you're looking for tongue twisters, visit Michael!
    If there are no bugs, it's not a useful program.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Mar 2 16:01:20 2020
    Correct me if I'm wrong ... everybody else does.
    Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP!
    Official Blue Wave Betazoid (oh, Deanna...?)
    Some folks feel that beauty times brains is a constant.
    Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
    No more twit replies required. I got it! Thanks all!
    Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
    Be kind to dumb animals, and give small birds rootbeer.
    I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it
    I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
    Goooood Morning Iraq!
    "Our father, who art in 7-Eleven, Harold be thy name."
    Be scared. Be very a'scared! - Crow
    A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature.
    (BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:>Session complete. Assimilate another
    I dropped my toothpaste, said Jeff, Crestfallen
    Just when you think your winning the rat race, along come
    If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? ? <<
    Hair Force One: the most expensive barber chair in histor
    All progress stems from change but all change is not nece
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Mar 3 16:01:28 2020
    Mathemeticians do it exponentially!
    Always remove the last screw first.
    Guy: You heard nothing? * Tom: Just bongos
    So many systems... So little time!
    We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing!
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all stats are made up
    Never sleep with someone who is more Screwed up than you
    He's not 'ere, Bruce. Blimey, it's hot in here, Br
    The Earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much bigger.
    Thats when men were men - Mike
    Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing
    Entropy isn't what it used to be.
    A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
    Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather.
    #include <std.disclaimer.h>
    Try to get rid of junk mail, but income tax forms arrive.
    Jesus walked on water. Matt.14:25 Elvis surfed. Blue Haw
    Friends don't let friends use DOS 4.xx!
    If she's old enough for PLAYTEX then she's old enough for
    To be is to do.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Mar 1 16:02:42 2020
    Hey Beavis...i'm pitchin' a tent..
    I came. I saw. I charged it.
    Hell's just had bad P.R. now where's my 1000 suntan block
    Sometimes big splashes are just ripples in the pool.
    If you're really a police dog, where's your badge?
    Time for my morning SysEx dump.
    OFFLINE 1.52 "Feces Occurs."
    Arrrgh....the thread fell into the ......
    I mentioned my 'Hard drive' and she giggled expect
    I'd love to, but the President said he might drop in.
    BOXER: Pop-up ASCII chart with hex/dec/oct displays!
    We have engaged the Borg. The wedding is Sunday!
    It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
    I want to hear you scream ... in pain." "Play some Rap mu
    IF Tagline = STOLEN THEN Insult(Thief) ?????????????????TAGLINE?EXTENDER????????????????
    My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice.
    Cap'n, I threw your stinkin palm tree overboard!
    I don't have the time for a hobby. I have a computer.
    Limbaugh Institute FOR Advanced Conservative Studies.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Mar 4 16:01:24 2020
    I don't care what happened today.
    Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.
    Do not believe everything you hear or anything you say.
    It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill...
    If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
    Out of the mouths of babes comes strained spinach.
    Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either.
    Prevention is better than cure.
    Children: the most common sexually transmitted disease.
    OFFLINE 1.50 "I prefer text mode based BASIC because its
    TV Truth #5: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
    I finally got it all together, but forgot where I
    There are many ways to show affection.
    If tree fell on florist, would he make sound?
    Open Seven Days a week, accept on Sunday....
    Moderator: See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
    Go ahead...say something...amuse your friends...both of '
    Uga uga! And that rhymes with 58! -Jounster
    Every man thinks his own burden the heaviest.
    New Liberal Math: your paycheck minus your paycheck.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Mar 5 16:01:20 2020
    Brain damage? No thanx, I already have some
    Every day I do my best for one more day.
    I like reading books, but I LOVE reading Tarot!
    ------+ Ian Maxim -- (803) 957-4064 +------
    MAYBE, and that's final!
    My computer NEVER loc
    All I did was press E-N-T-E-R, like the screen said!?!?
    Thou art God(dess).
    No, I don't know what "apathy" means, nor do I care.
    Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go!
    We promise according to our hopes, and perform according
    Not now, honey, I'm screaming at Ron!
    Coffee: The pharmacological basis of consciousness.
    If at first you don't succeed, don't be foolish, give up.
    A second class effort is a first class mistake.
    Dr. Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and
    MegaReader ? tester - and PROUD of it!
    Imagination is more important than knowledge!
    Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug
    Ancient custom has the force of law.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Mar 6 16:01:20 2020
    Explain a slide rule to today's youth.
    Bad dog! Don't chew the power cor..!# NO TERRIER
    * <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with shields up
    Ah Sir, that Tanker is getting away.
    He's got too much yardage between his goal posts.
    Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
    Somebody has to go polish the stars...
    Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
    ...Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay....
    I lost my drivers license on Wacky Wheels!
    Happiness is Bill Clinton's face on a milk carton!
    Please, cut off my arm.
    "Cardassian rule was oppressive, but it was simple." -- O
    Missed me by THAT much....Maxwell Smart
    Stupidity is NOT a handicap, so please park elsewhere!
    Warning: I don't brake for Liberals!
    Making a living selling lemonade.
    That which can be imagined can also actually be reality.
    During sex I fantasize I'm someone else.
    In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Mar 7 16:01:20 2020
    Hobbes did it, Mom!
    Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned.
    "Morning Darling." >> Q to Picard"
    Friends are people you can be quiet with.
    It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese....
    Feel folded, spindled or mulilated, call...
    Miles, pray for an early or late baby.
    Just nod if you can hear me.
    Do your knees buckle, but not your belt?.
    It's not my planet monkeyboy.
    Tell no big lies today. Small ones are just as effective
    "Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?" - Worf
    Were did my BSY flag go?
    In your next fight, put in all your men.
    We are the Rolling Borg. We can't get no assimilation...
    Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
    *Loonies* cast Summon Smurf
    Real Programmers don't write COBOL.
    We are always the same age inside.
    If there was a nuclear bombing, would I be alive to care?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Mar 8 17:03:46 2020
    I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, proving
    Out of our minds and into your homes.
    Central Texas Emergency Services BBS - Austin, Texas - (5
    Harbor:place, safe from storms, ships face Customs
    OFFLINE 1.43 * Save the Planet
    He who crosses ocean twice without washing is a dirty dou
    I strive for perfection, what I get is reality.
    Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
    The laborer is worthy of his hire, only if his labor is.
    Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
    Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
    If your ship doesn't come in, swim to it.
    Sequel to the Little Mermaid: "Sleeping with the Anemone"
    Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick.
    Moderators are people, too.
    Please Captain not in front of the Klingons
    Authenticity Police - death to Spandex!
    ...follow the yellow brick PATH...
    Read my chips: No new upgrades!
    A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Mar 9 17:01:26 2020
    Sucker! Uh, wait a minute, thats me! - Crow as leech
    Genius starts at the top and works up.
    Oh, say can you C, from C to shining C. C ?
    Flannister - The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack toget
    Never mind the dog, beware of the owner & fecal deposits.
    Those who do good will get their Just Punishment!
    URA Redneck if: Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas l
    Paula Mader ? A neon peach! I like that!
    I am Gates of Borg - Speed is irrelevant!
    Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers with a very bad odor.
    INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
    I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.1?
    Vomiting ? Unplanned examination of recent food choices.
    Don't hit me moderatorI'll go back on topicI swear
    Taking up collection to give Barney one way ticket to Jur
    ERASE C:\REALITY.SYS COPY A:\TREK\*.* C:\
    I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
    He didn't really say THAT! Did he????
    Australia ... visit us soon ... where your dollar goes fu
    Could you state that as a question, please?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Mar 10 17:01:26 2020
    Is this really happening?
    Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
    A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
    Good Programmers type copy con Program.exe
    Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns.
    Ok son spell PC,...... PEE SEE, Woops!
    I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
    "Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
    I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
    ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
    Hell hath no pizza (probably no Thai restaurants, either)
    Make headlines! Use a corduroy pillow.
    Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
    Isn't that an oxymoron in itself?
    Warning, Message Truncated!
    Eagles fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
    Speak softly and carry a +6 Two Handed Sword.
    Floggings will continue until morale improves
    "I'm made of cheese!" "We know, Grandpa."
    BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is!"
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Mar 11 17:01:28 2020
    OPCODE: RDB = Run Disk Backwards
    If God were female, do you REALLY think men would exist?
    UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of life.
    ??e!?s ?re ???i?g m? ?r??? -- ??m at ??eve?.
    MoDOOM: Where the safest place is behind a rocket launche
    I can't believe my computer's on fire.
    Bashir to O'Brien: Beam down Dax and a twelve pack....
    Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans!
    He taught us drawing, stretching, and fainting in coils.
    To live is always desirable.
    Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
    Welcome to Arizona. Please set your clocks back 20 years.
    In fashion be a reed in the wind.
    BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    She is descended from a line that her mother listened to.
    Neutrinos have bad breadth.
    "If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
    One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft
    Problem with Doom? End of the line is WAAAY back there.
    It's always darkest right before you step in dog mess!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Mar 12 17:01:18 2020
    Confucius say, Man who meows ate pussy!
    Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin!
    Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much
    Got the sex duh-rive ... driving 'm mad ...
    Oxymoron: Military Etiquette.
    If you love life, it will love you back.
    Pardon Me, But do You Have Any Reg mustard? All I have is
    Stop while you're a Thread......
    RIME: Randomly Intermittent Mail Exchange
    Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing.
    A word to the wise is often enough to start an arg
    RA2+/Gecho1.01+ we not be JAMMING yet..???..
    If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it mys
    Are the taglines too long, or is the tagline-space to sh
    Happiness can't buy you money.
    Rom couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a
    Please remove near duplicate taglines to shave space.
    CAUTION! BUG Bashing in progress - Caution!
    Alimony is always having to say you're sorry.
    Bullfight: One man against half a ton of pissed-off pot r
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Mar 13 17:01:24 2020
    I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
    Does water sink or float?
    Moderator Rule #2: You're NOT God but don't tell anyone.
    "Beulah, peel me a grape."
    Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance?
    If you throw mud, you will have dirty hands.
    He's got a magnet! Everybody stand back!
    Was it good for you, too?
    Subway talk: 'ho-de-dow' = Hold the Door!
    Help! Help! The paranoids are after me!
    IBM: The stupidity goes in when the name goes on.
    Half a loaf, is better than no rest at all!
    April: the month that lawns and the IRS get green.
    If Einstein were a black man, would he have surmised, E=M
    Murder is just an extroverted suicide...
    Stop drive-by shootings. Ban cars!
    I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer
    Oxymoron: Wealthy Professor.
    One seventh of our lives is spent on Mondays.
    April 16th: Count your blessings - nothing else is left.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Mar 14 17:01:24 2020
    Fumasphere - The row of seats adjacent to the smoking are
    To baldly go where no one has gone before : Picard
    And a partridge in a pear tree.
    Ignore him...he's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
    BBSing's like sex, except for not wanting to get off.
    Dahlmer on cooking : Leg O'Sam; Eyescream
    Hello, Operator?! I've been cut off! : John Bobbit
    If you fool around with a thing for very long you will sc
    F because you're fluffy, flaky & fun! - Gypsy sings
    A statesman shears sheep, a politician skins them.
    City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
    I Feel Better Now.
    Some people aren't equipped to attend a meeting of minds
    I never could remember punch lines!
    Death is irrelevant when your friends with a 50th level c
    Behind every successful man stands a bunch of amazed co-w
    Oxymoron: Guest host.
    "Spock, I thought you were dead?" "No sir I Rebooted"
    Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
    Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Mar 15 17:03:16 2020
    Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows.
    Oxymoron: Almost Suddenly.
    Power is danger.
    Reagan thought that all numbers in the budget should be b
    Persons reading between the lines do so at their own risk
    Criminals and tyrants want an unarmed populace.
    Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie.
    A Modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds.
    I coulda sworn that it wasn't YOUR sister I was with.
    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
    Due to Budget Constraints light at end of tunnel is off!
    COBOL(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck.
    it worse.
    Physicists do it with rigid bodies
    Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations
    Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Tagline!
    My house was trashed by 'Not me'
    How can you avoid hurting someones feelings without being
    Immortality consists largely of boredom--Zefrem Cochrane
    Insert brain, then type
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Mar 16 17:01:28 2020
    It's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
    Make like, a toilet and get the crap outta here.
    Sign in room: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals!
    ...sucks!!!
    If there isn't a law, there will be.
    Arrogance is the obstruction of wisdom.
    Rise of the Triad ? Weapons so powerful they blow you out
    Stack overflow: Too many pancakes. Meal halted.
    Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! --- Fa
    Brain, like muscle, works better if regularly exercised.
    Devo of Borg: We are not men....We are Borg.
    Please cut my pizza in six slices... I can't eat eight!
    Help me quick! Someone must have turned reality back on.
    If you're looking for tongue twisters, visit Michael!
    Thirsting for knowledge on a very dry planet.
    May all your PUSHes be POPed.
    Thank god for the `EFF'.. Last bastion of the resistant
    A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what
    Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
    Decaffinated coffee? What the hell's the POINT!?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Mar 17 17:01:20 2020
    I'm not old. I'm chronologically challenged.
    MA Driving #5: If you get there, play your numbers.
    It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a child.
    Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberry patch h
    Pagans do it in the Woad
    "Hi Ronnie, it's George! George Bush. The president..."
    Joe's Morgue you kill'em we chill'em!
    Abort, Retry, Ignore... Play Ball!
    Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
    A metaphor is like a simili.
    Make like a quarterback and take a hike.
    It's alive, it's alive...muhahaha!
    Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.
    I come in peace.
    People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted...
    Show me a sane man. I'll cure him for you.
    The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark?
    THERE! I've run rings around you logically.
    Steve Winter? Oh, just the worst religous zelot Fidonet
    My God, it's full of Yars!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Mar 18 17:01:22 2020
    "Go ahead, Ross! Drown him! He won't do it again!"
    I'm not a Vulcan, but I play one on TV  Leonard Nimoy
    OFFLINE 1.40 * Save the Planet
    If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
    Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare
    IBM PS/1 ? - A Prodigy Workstation !
    Dialogues are often several simultaneous monologues.
    Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
    Never argue with a fool. People might not know the diffe
    I know the cheats for QUAKE, but I'm not telling!
    Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
    Listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary!
    Taglines? We doan need no stinkin' taglines...
    My vowels moved....I'm no longer consonated.
    All governments thieve, some just steal less
    Murphy is dead, but that stupid bunny keeps on going...
    Toto, how come everything seems so slow? Woof, Woof, Win
    Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!!
    Have you seen the bridge? Where's that confounded bridge?
    Freedom isn't free.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Mar 19 17:01:26 2020
    NO CARRIER? Where will Tom Cruise land his plane?
    Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
    I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
    I may not be right, but I'm never wrong!
    Mathematician: a machine for converting coffee into theo
    I read so much about risks of drinking, I gave up reading
    Press any key... NO!... except that one.
    Buy a Micro2000 to play QUAKE!
    DING!< Thank you, thats it.
    The Lotto breaks up families.
    We demand peaceful relations or we'll blow up your planet
    MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine
    My other computer is a ColecoVision Adam.
    Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows; But without all th
    We DON'T care. We don't HAVE to. We're the phone company.
    He's studying to be a child molester at the Seminary.
    Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
    Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
    Rise of the Triad ? I'm a freight train o'death!
    Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Mar 20 17:01:28 2020
    I've fallen in love but can't remember her name
    I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
    More things change, the more you need alterations.
    Copywight 1992 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
    Bigamy: too many wives. Monogamy: see Bigamy
    Congress--just a few conservatives away from working!
    Raptor ? You will crash & burn. Count on it.
    Is this the right room for an argument?
    Ninth Level Tagline Thief, +8 to swipe.
    The four food groups: Caffiene, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex
    Each of us contains an element of insanity.
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and
    President Clinton - The face on the $3.00 bill...
    Eufirstics - Two people waiting on the phone for the othe
    Real power comes out of wall outlets.
    Hard Drive Crash? Dial 1-800-YOU BURN ..
    Lord Falkland's Rule: When it is not necessary to make a
    CAUTION: be very careful of warnings.
    Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1990-
    Liberalism is the "wasting disease" of society.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Mar 21 17:01:28 2020
    Ensign, engage warp drive. Ensign? ENSIGN, WAKE UP!
    "The keyboard... how quaint." -- Scott
    ANSI is banned at San Quentin; too many escape sequences!
    Get someone else to break the shrink wrap.
    Thinks 'Doing A Clinton' is a 20's dance
    It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes control.
    Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew.
    My other vehicle is a Ferengi Marauder.
    Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
    Press any key - i.e. the key with "ANY" on it.
    Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why...
    Always know where your towel is.
    In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
    Tinker gnomes invented Uzis?
    This tagline is umop apisdn (Spaszoid Strikes!)
    Wait. That's the FORBIDDEN dance.
    It's not just a job, it's a BBS.
    Located next to the Michael Jackson Child Care Center
    Talgine - The pain of seeing a misspelled taglinne.
    Part parasite, part sabrobe!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Mar 22 17:03:52 2020
    Clinton Cruise Lines: Taking America for a Ride!
    My dad hit me only once - with the Buick
    If you take away the fuel, in time the flames will die.
    I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared.
    Oxymoron: Sugarless Candy.
    See ladies blouses. 50% off!
    Not a bug - an undocumented feature!!
    Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
    Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
    Trust only those who would lose as you if things go wrong
    "My bologna has a last name, it's H-O-F-F-A."
    Thinking is wise, planning is better, doing is best.
    "Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows."
    The first stereophonic BBS.
    Neutrality pays when your wife and mother-in-law argue.
    In England there are 60 religions and 3 sauces.....
    Unemployment-6% Clinton-42% -See any connection?
    One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
    DV Tree ==> Turbocharged DESQview
    Ensign Smith, why are you standing Behind Me?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Mar 23 17:01:22 2020
    Tagline dropped due to budget cuts.
    Have you hugged your computer today?
    Ask not for whom the bell tolls;let the machine get it!
    The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen
    Bend over BITCH, I'm gonna send you to Newark!
    Dorothy, we're not in Kansas.  Toto! You can speak! ?
    Psychoanalysis makes simple people feel complex
    At the prompt, remove the disk, spit on it, and retry.
    CAUTION: Use with a 3-wire electrical system only!
    DOOM: Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't.
    "D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia"
    Florida: Come on vacation, leave on probation
    "Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain.
    Celibacy is *NOT* hereditary.
    *** No Response Required ***
    Those on the cutting edge bleed a lot.
    I know this ship like the back of my hand.. - Scot
    I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
    It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any surviva
    I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without ca
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Mar 24 17:01:30 2020
    Subliminal Tag Line -- stcudorp dnalroB yuB
    Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows.
    Cowards can never be moral.
    Michael Jackson's silence is deafening.
    Bill Clinton Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send
    All I need is some peace & Quiet.If I got a piece I
    Its hard being BLUE.
    The ugliest outfit you could wear is your birthday suit!
    The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your
    It usually takes weeks to prepare an impromptu speech.
    Excuses: I've got to get up early tomorrow.
    Hell is kept warm with profane burners
    Be Environmentally friendly - use RECYCLED toilet paper
    So many off topic posters, so few bullets...
    A wise man changes his mind, a fool never.
    Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th
    Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles
    Many would be cowards if they had courage enough to be so
    I'm a belligerent omnivore -- I eat vegetarians.
    At nude weddings everybody can see the best man!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Mar 25 17:01:26 2020
    Some days, I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich.
    Oxymoron: Debugged program
    And God said, "Let there be 28.8k bps!" and ITU-T said "W
    Bearded Clams? HAH!! I've never seen one!
    No one wants war.
    Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
    Some cures are worse than the disease.
    Aural sex gives me an earie feeling.
    Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at yo
    'C' What?
    Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way.
    Methodist by birth, Druid by choice.
    Oxymoron: Pious Atheists.
    MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in Nevada
    <<<<SLiMeR proof of purchase.
    Modeming's like sex, except for not wanting to get off.
    I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
    If love is blind, then how does love at first sight work?
    An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
    Peewee's favorite book: 'Sexual positions for one' by Iva
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Mar 26 17:01:28 2020
    See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly...
    Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru -Malay Chri
    I'll reply to you when I get the Adlib...
    Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt.
    "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline..."
    I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He
    This tagline is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
    <<Best Wishes for a Joyous Holiday Season!>>
    I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist! - Troi
    Oxymoron: Man Child.
    Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile.
    It's probably Probability....
    Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
    Here is further away than you think.
    Horace: Limbless man with no voice
    Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
    <INSERT TAGLINE HERE>
    Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees.
    Taglines \'tag-l?inz \ The bumperstickers of BBS'ing.
    Thrift shock - Spotting previously owned items at a Salva
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Mar 27 17:01:20 2020
    I am not an idiot, but I play one on Fidonet!
    It is our worship word too.
    De omnibus est dubitandum
    A good scare is better than good advice.
    Distance is a great promoter of adoration.
    Make friends with Sysops: page at 3 a.m.
    It takes a lot of balls to play Golf the way I do.
    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ?? ???? BERNIE WILT - Syste
    Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd
    There is much Obi--Wan did not tell you.
    Regular or extra crispy, how do you want the environment?
    Random Ray strikes again :>
    Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
    A mistake is proof that someone tried anyhow.
    Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
    Tagline Witheld: Patent Pending.
    If Windows NT is so great, why has it sold < 20,000 copie
    No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
    A room should reflect its occupant.
    There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Mar 28 17:01:22 2020
    Gary Hart: living proof that you *can* screw your brains
    TX Driving: To change lanes, first pull out your .357... tagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtag
    I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
    Great beer bellies are made, not born.
    Shchizphrenia beats being alone
    March 26, 1827. Beethoven begins decomposing.
    (%%%) Baseball smiley.
    A penny for your thoughts... $2000 to act it out!
    This is a test tag.
    The best way out of difficulty is through it.
    OFFLINE 1.50 "Don't Panic"
    It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a chil
    How did Bill and Hillary meet? They dated the same woman!
    A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!
    It's was so cold, I had to take anti-freeze to goto the d
    QUAKE ? It's id Software's fault.
    F because you're fluffy, flaky & fun! - Gypsy sings
    Nana-korobi ya-oki (fall down 7 get up 8)
    Never eat prunes when you're famished.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Mar 29 17:03:44 2020
    Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator!
    And I thought *I* had problems!
    Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
    I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
    Rule #5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
    "We need a 10-gauge needle," Tom hypothesized.
    If at first you don't succeed, ignore the docs...
    PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWS I'LL FIDDLEWITHOS/2 WOULDN'TYOU?
    Government Intelligence: The biggest oxymoron of all.
    The mob has many heads but no brains.
    Hang up your logic over there.
    The truth is always the strongest argument.
    Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
    Modemers: the few, the unbalanced, the eccentric!
    Many a 'jackass'Judge thinks he has 'Horse sense'!
    General Failure reading John Dvorak
    Liberal Tactic #5: Arguments are lost only to bigots.
    Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.
    Many a man never fails because he never tries.
    Lurk quietly, and carry a big on/off switch.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Apr 4 17:01:20 2020
    The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find.
    The Borg are coming! Quick!! Try and look useless!!!
    "This tunamelt samaaaach really tastes quite niiiiice!"
    Damn It Jim!! I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!!
    May the Porsche be with you....
    Make like, a kid in a shopping mall and get lost.
    Astronauts get missile-toe.
    I forgot where I left my short term memory!
    See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket.
    One who is in peril thinks with their legs.
    One thought driven home is better than three left on base
    Character doesn't matter! (The Press)
    Chaste makes waste.
    Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one
    Are you willing to be philosophically illuminated?
    Athiests have no one to yell out to at orgasm.
    Does Commander Data have an over byte?
    Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation.
    If I'd miss you when you're gone - would you leave now?
    So Much Stuff... So Little Memory!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Mar 30 17:01:24 2020
    All government is theft, some just steal less
    Color slide viewing cures insomnia
    I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for
    ???? This tag walled in for protection. ???
    Sits on the customer's chest & dangles lugies - Dr. F
    Path = Curiouser and Curiouser!
    I'd love to, but I'm in training to be a household pest.
    "I'll take her! I'll take her!"
    Ignorance=Bliss? Why aren't more people happy??
    Some of us take longer to grow up than others.
    Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2!
    Bo Derek thinks we're a bunch of airheads.
    Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
    There is one God, but which one is He?
    Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
    I think I've got a headache, what do you think you have?
    Get back at your enemies, make'em a moderator!
    Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
    Welcome to the Current Middle Ages!
    Reduce --> Reuse --> Recycle!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Apr 1 17:01:28 2020
    Rise of the Triad ? The enemy will devour me.
    A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
    "Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."
    Dax ? just another slug with a pretty face. . .
    Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal if you
    Always remember to pillage before you burn.
    Creative Hamilton death #27: Take him skydiving, pack 'ch
    Experience is directly proportional to mistakes.
    Missing keyboard. Think F1 to continue.
    Must finish...Tech Wars of Venusia - Crow as Shatner
    Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up w
    Warning: this computer makes hexist remarks!
    I brake for MODERATORS (when they're under my car's wheel
    The Four Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex.
    People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted
    Anyone can urinate on the floor. Be someone, defecate on
    I added water, the oatmeal still taste odd. Oh, HOT water
    Now is the time for senseless bickering!
    Rise of the Triad ? Dig my grave. Now.
    "Really honey....just 1 more message."
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Apr 2 17:01:28 2020
    I t?ld yo?, "Never?touch ?he flop?y disk s?rface!"
    Oh no not this aga&%$*#(##@ NO CARRIER
    Actually, most Americans get their news from liner notes.
    I live in Memphis & I've never been to Graceland :)
    The majority is never right
    Minds, like parachutes, work only when open!
    "" " """ " "" " """ <-- random quotes
    I am Ronald Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be uh, I don't re
    Allright ya hayseeds, it's a stickup!
    I'd be willing to bet no one on crack can play the bagpip
    There is always someone worse off than yourself.
    A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
    And now here's something we hope you'll really like
    Looking for a good time? Call Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701
    No one hates a job well done!
    A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
    RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
    Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
    Fresh from the Box.
    Hope -- I always thought that was a human failing, Spock.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Apr 3 17:01:18 2020
    Practice safe eating, use condiments!
    This tagline intentionally left blank
    Drive not ready:(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it!
    They're just words. They don't mean anything
    And in the news: Check out the next message.
    Time for another Boston Teaparty! DUMP THE INCUMBENT!!!
    Good fortune at times seems to favor the stupid.
    If corn oil is made from corn, what's baby oil made from?
    Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud.
    Thanks for the tagline. :-)
    Please wait while PCBoard reloads.
    If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
    arfinghnugin - The feeling you get from a Volkswagen.
    Tom: May I just remind you to BITE ME?!
    Testify 3.1:
    "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye sir, 300 dpi."
    Another Funny Tagline!
    Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol.
    Bushido does not mean what it sounds like.
    If I had a Life I would be living it.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Mar 31 17:01:26 2020
    The seven words you can never, ever say are f
    Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
    "C.I.A." -- A contradiction in terms most of the time.
    INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
    Nudge, nudge, ;-), ;-), say no more!
    I can't be mistaken - my modem is error-correcting.
    He who dies with the most of anything, is still dead.
    Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertis
    Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.
    "Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
    DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" );
    Mountains should be seen and not heard.
    OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare!
    Join the War on Puberty, eliminate juvenile delinquency.
    G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie?
    Got a new car for my girlfriend.... Great trade....
    California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be
    Sometimes the fax lie.
    My haystack had no needle!
    A wise man changes his mind, a fool never.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Apr 5 17:04:32 2020
    "We are OUT of penicillin, Commander!" * Dr. Crusher
    It's a bird- it's a plane- OH NO, it's the SYSOP!
    Don't just believe in miracles, rely on them.
    Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has th
    RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
    God is a comic playing to an audience afraid to laugh.
    OPCODE: RDA = Refuse to Disclose Answer
    I invent nothing. I rediscover., (Auguste Rodin).
    Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.
    ERROR #3214: Operator out of patience!
    The world's full of cactus, but you don't have to sit on
    Rules that work elsewhere do not work in New Jersey.
    We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
    Oh, that sound of male ego.
    Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me.
    Bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair.
    Mynocks...chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!... NO CARRIER
    Don't blame me..it's San Andreas fault.
    Waiter, there are monsters in my transporter  Barclay
    Beware of TIDS! If you play DooM you may be affected!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Apr 6 17:01:20 2020
    QUAKE will sink Descent
    OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
    IBM at times means (I)ncredibly (B)otched (M)achines.
    Taglines unite! Stop kidnapping of taglines.
    I'm having an old friend for dinner. - Hannibal Lecter
    Eufirstics - Two people waiting on the phone for the othe
    I speak of rights! A machine has none! A man must.
    Borg Collection Agency: Pay up or be assimilated!
    Hi! I'm Joe Isuzu . . .
    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!!!!
    Unpupular - Anyone whose dog refuses to play with them.
    Cat bathing is a martial art.
    Australia ... visit us soon ... where your dollar goes fu
    ? ?????? ???? ??k?? ?? ???v??? ????-?? ?????? ?
    I may be stupid, that still makes me smarter than you.
    Unregistered taglines subject to confiscation!
    Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2
    He who dies with the most tag lines WINS!
    "Let's go into the jungle and kill something!"
    Even if OLX/SLMR was perfect....I'd still use it.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Apr 7 17:01:22 2020
    If you continually give you will continually have.
    How do women get minks?....Smae way minks get minks.
    Oxymoron: "The honor of the French."
    ...and my special thanks to the Other Forty-Nine!
    Toaster of Borg: Would you like some toast before you're
    We'll get along fine as soon as you realize that I'm God!
    Syntax: Why not? In Canada, we tax everything...
    I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
    I just killed 26 Kilrathi...Why is my cat growling at me?
    Our true nationality is mankind
    Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded....
    My puppys' cuter than your puppy - NYAH NYAH
    Help!!me the apples are chaseing me??
    The official Canadian DOS prompt..........EH:\>
    Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are be
    Feeling SHRUNK down? Imploded? Then "ReARJ /a /d /tARJ *"
    At the prompt, remove the disk, spit on it, and retry.
    "People voting Democratic ... Give them a boot to the head
    Satan loves me. How do I know? 'Cause my Speak'n Spell
    TYNH ? "I'm working for Epic now" - Joe Siegler
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Apr 8 17:01:22 2020
    Neurotoxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling.
    Procrastination - the art of keeping up with yesterday.
    I used to have peace of mind, now,I have kids.
    Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
    I just hate it when it does that !!
    Halitosis is better than no breath at all.
    Drive not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it!
    Generic Tagline
    So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind!
    Make someone happy tomorrow, Mind your own business today
    "Listen up, folks!" -- Julius Caesar, first draft
    I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed. * Q
    In gambling and life if you don't play, you never win.
    ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!
    Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect, so why prac
    ?h?$ ??g???? m??? ???m ???????? ???? ?h???????$
    Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.
    Time spent at Cons does not count against your lifespan
    And the best two of them...
    Purchasing Windows is an Unrecoverable Application Error.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Apr 9 17:01:24 2020
    Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
    Religious people are wicked, how would they be without?
    Make like, whiplash and disappear and reappear again.
    Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel
    If you didn't vote, no complaints about who's in or out.
    Censor - a man who knows more than he thinks you should.
    I met Elvis + lived...
    Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.
    If we can't fix it -- we'll fix it so nobody can.
    I used to have a life. Now I have DOOM.
    Vietnam cookbook: 101 ways to WOK your dog.
    OS/2: The best you can buy.
    No thanks. I already have a nagila.
    Hell's just had bad P.R. now where's my 1000 sunta
    John Wayne's World! Party on, pilgrim!
    Nobody home but the lights, and they're out too.
    ANYTHING is a better DOS than DOS!!!
    Oxymoron: Nuclear safety.
    Do well, hear of it never. Do ill, hear of it forever.
    Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect t
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Apr 11 22:01:28 2020
    I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my wife.
    DEFINITION: Math Chip- A piece of a broken abacus.
    it's all hot, and it hurts and stuff
    A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds.
    Northern Exposure: Watch out for the frostbite!
    Not tonight, dear, I have a modem.
    Inevitability is my first goal as a writer.
    UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX; INIX? OS/2! No, NetWare...
    Inhale to the Chief.
    Things are not as bad as they seem - they're worse
    I am conscious that my head is off.
    (A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the SOB!
    Hey I just rode a Blue Wave. Hmmm it looks read to me. <G
    "Notice how easily it detaches." - Ensign Ro
    Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
    Stressed out, and someone to Choke... Can't get any bette
    If you don't want it to - it CAN happen.
    Honey and Alum douche; neater for peter,sweeter for eater
    The unnatural, that too is natural.
    The best memos are the least memos.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Apr 10 22:01:26 2020
    Limit M.P.'s to two terms...1 in Parliament & 1 in Jail.
    Help me, my operator is pulling my plu ?????? NO CARRIER
    Turn your 486/50 into an XT - Run Windows 3.0.
    In this business, you either lead, follow or get the hell
    Things that make you go 'Hmmm....'
    But I wanna get my mail packet, I wanna, I wanna,I wanna!
    Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do t
    Make like the wind and blow.
    A little nukie never hurt anyone!
    Old Macdonald had a computer, with EIA I/O
    GENERAL FAILURE [A]bort [R]etry [F]ire shotgun
    Always remember you're unique ..... just like everyone el
    I am LAPD of Borg. You will be beaten into assimilation!
    Quick! Pick a smell from apples to yams.
    There's always one more bug.
    "Secret Agent Super RUDE!"
    It was Wine,Women & Song. Now it's Beer,The Old Lady & TV
    "Deadware" was coined by ME in November 1993
    rly bewildered.
    Sex is like an obscure joke, some get it, some don't.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Apr 12 22:04:36 2020
    Live by the sword, die by the long bow.
    If anyone has an idea why I do this, keep it to yourself.
    Floppy Joe: Home Computer addict
    The word today is, LEGS. Help spread the word
    Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves!
    In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
    Confucius say, Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today
    I'm not just one of your snuggle-girls, Will. ? Beverly
    C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY
    Communism will work when love, not greed, inspires it.
    I'm waitin' fo' 20Mb FLOPPIES. Right On!
    The Tsongas ended, but the malady lingers on.
    Is there a lawyer in the house? -=BANG=- any more ?
    Moderator for a *tagline* echo? What the heck for?
    \?o?,???.?:"/??v? ?????? Mig debris.....
    Too many pages make a tome.
    The good news is that the bad news was wrong...
    "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Wes" ... Zzzzzap!
    Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
    It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Apr 14 22:01:24 2020
    Smile - it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
    A computer a day.....
    CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
    He's dead, Jim.
    At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate.
    And as we wind on down the road....
    They got seven toes on each foot - Joel on hicks
    The moon isn't waxing, it's dusting and vacuuming rugs.
    "Mount your horses, men!" "But we're not that desperate!"
    This is Mike Mills's tagline and I've got it!
    PPI's new Betazoid modem: It downloads the files it sense
    Hey hey what can I do I got a women and she won't be true
    Our way is peace.
    Old age needs so little, but it needs that little so much
    Brought to you by OLX 2.2 -- the one that works.
    Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
    Oxymoron: Simple System.
    I don't need you to depress me, I can do that on my own!
    Falling lenses are attracted to rocks
    Always remember where you came from so you can return.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Apr 15 22:01:28 2020
    If he knew 9 more things, he'd be an idiot.
    Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
    Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable!
    eruhum, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. - Barclay of
    I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
    Spaghetti code = job security.
    He who slings mud looses ground.
    Almost perfect... but not quite.
    Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1
    The truth is always the strongest argument.
    SysOps do it as a nightly event.
    "THE DOCTOR IS ON..."
    Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
    Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
    Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twit
    For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of
    The flogging will continue until morale improves...
    Don't worry, be happy.
    "That's no moon. It's a space station." - Obi Wan Kenob
    Less government is better!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Apr 13 22:01:22 2020
    The place where YOU can make a difference. Sort of. May
    "I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
    Phoenix: Hell Tucson: A really good imitation
    It's tourist season in Florida, bag limit two.
    It's a state of mind.
    Procrastination day is tomarrow... or the next day
    Oxymoron: Decaffeinated coffee
    Halaska - the box on a U.S. map that shows the 49th and 5
    Gamblers take heart! Capital gains tax is over.
    Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards.
    for the main difference in people, stating that envy cre
    Warning: Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs p
    Forrest: Limbless man surrounded by a lot a trees
    I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
    This is Elvis. Any messages for me?
    Too busy to laugh? Then you are too busy.
    Do unto others as though you were the other.
    If you don't get it first,you don't get it all
    Is that your GUS or a bowl of Rice Krispies?
    Confucius say, Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Apr 16 22:01:30 2020
    The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll
    And now we return you to your (ir)regular conferen
    Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
    Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sand
    "Missed by that much."
    Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.
    It all hinges on your definition of 'a good time'.
    Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if yo
    I'll make you famous....
    A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case
    I'm not old. I'm chronologically gifted.
    I'm hardware and don't know anything about software.
    Help us raise money to fight ... CRIPPLEWARE.
    Join the Frustrated SysOp Society today!
    TIME TO PLAY!
    Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone.
    The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.
    I want to contol who lives and dies!
    Congress: Jurassic Park on the Potomac.
    Automobile mufflers don't die, they just get exhausted.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Apr 17 22:01:20 2020
    This is your pizza. ???$ ? ???? !zz? ???? ????????$
    Oxymoron: Motorcycle Safety.
    Schshschshchsch.
    Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funer
    Suicide is confession and confession is suicide.
    Buttblotting Fluid - The blue stuff on diaper commercials
    Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me
    Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ?
    CAUTION! Hungry Dieter--May bite if provoked.
    We are all travelers, from our birth until our death.
    Girlfriend & dog assimilated...reward for return of dog.
    Make like, the dew and evaporate.
    Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
    It takes all Types(tyles) and I want them ALL!
    Computer,load program 9 -- Execute
    I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
    The pot at the end of the rainbow is not Acapulco Gold.
    Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    Coalition Forces: fighting for YOUR right to dissent!
    It's been a LOONNNGGGG week.<sigh>
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Apr 18 22:01:24 2020
    C sick and sh shocked
    Use the gas, Luke!
    The disks are getting full; purge a file today.
    Bunnies and beer don't mix.
    Check again to make sure it's not loaded.
    Learning unix via man | pg
    Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
    On the wall of the women's restroom on the Enterprise: "W
    Tiefright - The fear of turning the twist-tie in the wron
    Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Steal me & join in the fun!
    Seems just like yesterday . . . Hey! It was!
    The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
    Take This 'Conference' and Shove It.
    Let not your tongue cut your throat.
    Banned on Big Blue
    Parkinson's Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.
    Death is when God drops carrier on you.
    Question authority before they question you!
    Four out of five herrings that smoke get bagels.
    "Its ensign Pencil." "He's lead, Jim."
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sun Apr 19 22:04:46 2020
    Rush's friends would have been the ones in Jesus's temple
    "No, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
    I'm hardware and don't know anything about softwar
    I can't remember names so I'll just call you Butthead.
    Wanna read a good horror novel? Get a history book!
    Unable To Locate Conference - Moderator Lost.
    If it weren't for C, we'd all use Pascal, BASIC and COBOL
    One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory.
    Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
    Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
    I'd love to, but I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with
    Tribble meets Ford at 65Mph ---> ____
    I'll nibble if you'll byte.
    All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp
    I Love you, and you can love me too for just $49.95
    Is this as much fun as you can have with your clothes on?
    Oh, you mean the old Same place.
    Ah' can SPELL, ah' plum can't TYPE wo'd some hoot
    "Huzzah, my butt, you community theater reject!"
    Jeffrey's favorite recipes: VINCE Meat Pie.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Mon Apr 20 22:01:28 2020
    If imprinted foil seal under cap is broken or missing whe
    Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool
    Is there a liberal in the house? -=*BLAM*=- Any more?
    Great Americans of the Bible, a Time-Life series, order n
    Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill.
    I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (BOREALIS)
    A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.
    Smurfberry crunch is fun to eat
    The sound of many hands clapping. Ol?!
    Eat it, dear ... pretend it's mud.
    Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than superiors -ev
    If you're gonna wake a Tiger - use a LONG STICK!
    A modest silence is a woman's crown. - Sophocles
    The French take care of themselves - except in wartime.
    Crash Course In Brain Surgery
    BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days
    Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Acid.
    Photographers do it in the DARK! =-)
    Do less and accomplish more.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tue Apr 21 22:01:20 2020
    Even sliced VERY thin, baloney is never corned beef.
    Vodka + milk of magnesia: Philips screwdriver
    Man, that lightening sounds clo.a=
    OFFLINE 1.50 "Windows NT: Needs Terabytes"
    Organic........... Church music.
    This computer is protected by a 357 Magnum. You guess wha
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....
    I  QEdit!
    Divers do it deeper.
    I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited frien
    Homer Simpson: Mmmmmmmm... Beer!
    DIODE; What happens to people who don't die young.
    It's a vicious cycle. vroom vroom!
    Now, from K-TEL, on 2 LPs, 1 Cassette OR 3 CD's!
    Are you wearing a troupe or is that a TRIBBLE on y
    <This Tagline has been removed by U.S. Customs>.
    Strive for the impossible or you shall wither.
    I! am! Kirkutus! -- of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! -- assim
    Forecast for tonight: Dark
    Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wed Apr 22 22:01:22 2020
    Bug: Also see PKZIP, WINDOWS, DARKLANDS.
    Somehow, I can't see myself doing it for money. ? Geordi
    Internet Lie #3: Who needs moderators?
    The future is like the present, only longer.
    Confusious say MAN WHO STANDS ON TOILET IS HIGH ON POT
    Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
    Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared...
    Oxymoron: Restless Sleep.
    She's the original good time that was had by all!
    I'm not crazy, I just don't give a &*$#.
    All your future lies beneath your hat.
    if a = b and b = c, then we've got a messed up alphabet
    cross-posted from alt.rap.sucks.yo.yo.yo.yo.
    I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm t
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all stats are made up
    .nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT
    The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that i
    Aw come on, just this one last little feature.
    Take my advice. I'm not using it.
    He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thu Apr 23 22:01:24 2020
    The greatest cunning is to have none at all.
    Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
    "Spock, I thought you were dead!" "No, sir. I rebooted."
    Today is a "Honey do day" Honey do this, honey do that..
    De omnibus est dubitandum
    Get back at your enemies, make'em a moderator!
    Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP
    REMEMBER that the only proper way to exit a door is ALT-H
    Old age and treachery outdo youth and skill.
    Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.
    If I buy the steel wool, would you knit me a Porsche?
    It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
    To boldly go where no one has gone before.
    No one can put you down without your full cooperation.
    ...Bad spellers of the world...UNTIE!
    Well - it COULD happen......
    Generic Tagline v2: [ ]Flame [ ]Political annoucement [
    Misery no longer loves company; nowadays it insists on it
    If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
    Here's the latest baseball scores...1-3, 4-2, 1-2, & 4-6.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sat Apr 25 22:01:28 2020
    "Criminal lawyer" is redundant redundant.
    Click...click...click...damn, out of new taglines.
    Psycho ceramics: The study of crackpots.
    Quick! Say something profound in 45 characters or le.
    A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view.
    Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run
    Make like, a pair of nickers and skid.
    SUCCESS: knowing what to kiss...and when.
    It's raining, It's pouring, the old man is... dead, Jim.
    Make like, a krieg and blitz.
    Smith & Wesson: The original point-and-click interface.
    Get up in the sky where they can't find you.
    FIRMWARE: Hardware that is starting to melt.
    A bug is always wrong ... when arguing with a chicken.
    Beat me. Whip me. Make me write bad taglines.
    Good ol' American ingenuity !!!
    Help! I've fallen and can't get up.
    Beer is Better: Beer bottles don't get sprayed wit
    Come as you are...
    Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Fri Apr 24 22:01:26 2020
    I'm another road kill on the Information Superhighway.
    "Transporter chief Miller, beam the landing party to the
    Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
    Combiloops - The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening a c
    "Scotty, beam me down another beer!!! (BUURRP!!)
    Counselor, it's an Academy game: Bite The Pillow  Wesley
    A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...
    If I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
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    A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!
    "Please refrain from using your imagination." - Odo
    Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
    LISTEN to your children
    V_o^o_V Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.
    California makes the best wine, New York the best whine.
    Look out! The Moderator is on the prowl again.
    "Darn fool toy!"
    Don't be blinded by the charm.... take care of her
    Conference Liaison
    Hello I am part number ************ & part idiot.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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    Dragons again? I activate my +6 St. George Surface-to-Ai
    The years creep slowly by, Lorena.
    Orwellian Dict.- Clinton: The Administration of Newspeak.
    I understand your concerns. Request denied. ? Data
    A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
    A small carafe of wine is illogical, immoral, and inadequ
    I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
    OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper.....
    Now now, we're not schizophrenic, are we?
    M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.
    I'm sorry Mr. Moderator, I'll go back on topic soon!
    I'm a analog man in a digital world
    All human life ends when you take a "dirt nap."
    I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my d
    Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.
    Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.
    Another day, another buck 2.98 minus tax.....
    The written word preserves the wonders of the human mind.
    A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother fe
    DEFINITION: Megabyte- A nine course dinner.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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