Joke: Donald Trump's Wak
From
Allen Prunty@VERT/LIVEWIRE to
All on Mon Jan 2 05:20:00 2017
Donald Trumps Wake
When Donald Trump died, an elaborate wake was planned.
In preparation, Mrs. Trump called the undertaker aside for a private
little talk. "Please be sure to secure his toupee to his head very
securely. No one but I knew he was bald," she confided, "and he'd
never rest in peace if anyone found out at this point. Our friends
from the old country are sure to hold his hands and touch his head
before they're through paying their last respects."
"Rest assured, Mrs. Trump," comforted the under- taker. "I'll fix it
so that toupee will never come off."
Sure enough, the day of the wake the old timers were giving Donald's
ancient corpse quite a going over, but the toupee stayed firmly in
place. At the end of the day, a delighted Mrs. Trump offered the
undertaker an extra thousand dollars for handling the matter so
professionally.
"Oh, I couldn't possibly accept your money," protested the
undertaker. "What's a few nails?"
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